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Corky Kneivel
02-09-2017, 12:04 PM
I get a kick out of some of the segment titles on the streaming seasons (Mental Daze, Steve's Flag) and trying to figure them out before watching. I've given some segments alternate titles can you figure them out?

Amnesiac DEFINITELY Fakes It
Slackers Are Late For Different Reasons
Religious Kook Trashes Missing Daughter
Silhouetted Person Gives Away Savings

TheCars1986
02-09-2017, 12:21 PM
Religious People Who Are Descendants From And Have Traveled To Medjugorje Want To Cash In On The Craze And Claim A Statue At Their Tiny Church Closed Its Eyes

LooksLikeCRicci
02-09-2017, 01:34 PM
I get a kick out of some of the segment titles on the streaming seasons (Mental Daze, Steve's Flag) and trying to figure them out before watching. I've given some segments alternate titles can you figure them out?

Amnesiac DEFINITELY Fakes It
Slackers Are Late For Different Reasons
Religious Kook Trashes Missing Daughter
Silhouetted Person Gives Away Savings

Hmm. I love this show but I'm not nearly as good at trivia as others...

Amnesiac DEFINITELY Fakes It-- Arthur Beal
Religious Kook Trashes Missing Daughter-- Cindy Anderson

unsolved243
02-09-2017, 01:57 PM
I get a kick out of some of the segment titles on the streaming seasons (Mental Daze, Steve's Flag) and trying to figure them out before watching. I've given some segments alternate titles can you figure them out?

Amnesiac DEFINITELY Fakes It
Slackers Are Late For Different Reasons
Religious Kook Trashes Missing Daughter
Silhouetted Person Gives Away Savings

Slackers Are Late For Different Reasons - West End Baptist Church? :lol:
Silhouetted Person Gives Away Savings - Too many to count haha.

Here are some of mine:
Weather Balloon with a LOT of Debris
Security Guard Lets Confused Elderly Man Walk Away
Missing Eyeglasses
Bacon and Eggs
The Murder Victim with No Picture

asmitty
02-09-2017, 02:07 PM
I get a kick out of some of the segment titles on the streaming seasons (Mental Daze, Steve's Flag) and trying to figure them out before watching. I've given some segments alternate titles can you figure them out?

Amnesiac DEFINITELY Fakes It
Slackers Are Late For Different Reasons
Religious Kook Trashes Missing Daughter
Silhouetted Person Gives Away Savings

Slackers Are Late For Different Reasons - Missing time
Silhouetted Person Gives Away Savings - Arthur Frankford

TheCars1986
02-09-2017, 02:09 PM
Amnesiac DEFINITELY Fakes It - "Tyler"
Slackers Are Late For Different Reasons - Church Explosion
Religious Kook Trashes Missing Daughter - Cindy Anderson
Silhouetted Person Gives Away Savings - Russell & Jean Johnson's Angel?

asmitty
02-09-2017, 02:10 PM
Slackers Are Late For Different Reasons - West End Baptist Church? :lol:
Silhouetted Person Gives Away Savings - Too many to count haha.

Here are some of mine:
Weather Balloon with a LOT of Debris
Security Guard Lets Confused Elderly Man Walk Away
Missing Eyeglasses
Bacon and Eggs
The Murder Victim with No Picture

Weather Balloon with a LOT of Debris - Roswell
Security Guard Lets Confused Elderly Man Walk Away - Rogest Cain or George Owens?
Missing Eyeglasses - Harold and Thelma Swain?

I'm going to have to think harder on the other two.

Corky Kneivel
02-09-2017, 02:26 PM
Hahah well done you guys sussed em out. They were:

Tyler
Missing Time (the church choir missing gettin blowed up)
Cindy Anderson (her dad will always irk me)
Any number of con/swindle segments

How about these:

Redneck Reunion Makes Me Cry With Joy
Chicago Bulls Legend Accused Of Murder
That Husband Is SOOO Guilty
That Wife Is SOOO Guilty
Watching A Guy Swim For A While

Corky Kneivel
02-09-2017, 02:31 PM
Slackers Are Late For Different Reasons - West End Baptist Church? :lol:
Silhouetted Person Gives Away Savings - Too many to count haha.

Here are some of mine:
Weather Balloon with a LOT of Debris
Security Guard Lets Confused Elderly Man Walk Away
Missing Eyeglasses
Bacon and Eggs
The Murder Victim with No Picture

Roswell
George Owens
Harold & Thelma Swain
The Old Man In Michigan who ate that every day?
Anna Anton! Yep dying to know what she looked like.

unsolved243
02-09-2017, 02:44 PM
Roswell
George Owens
Harold & Thelma Swain
The Old Man In Michigan who ate that every day?
Anna Anton! Yep dying to know what she looked like.

Yep on all of them except the old man left by the security guard was actually Rogest Cain (I just watched that segment last night). I was gonna do George Owens as "Confused Old Man Doesn't Want Ice Cream" but I wasn't sure if that was too harsh haha.

And the Old man who had bacon and eggs was Howard Drummond.

Lastly, yes I'd love to know what Anna looks like too! I did find some old news articles where some of her family was interviewed, but there were still no photos of her.

asmitty
02-09-2017, 02:56 PM
Hahah well done you guys sussed em out. They were:

Tyler
Missing Time (the church choir missing gettin blowed up)
Cindy Anderson (her dad will always irk me)
Any number of con/swindle segments

How about these:

Redneck Reunion Makes Me Cry With Joy
Chicago Bulls Legend Accused Of Murder
That Husband Is SOOO Guilty
That Wife Is SOOO Guilty
Watching A Guy Swim For A While

Redneck Reunion Makes Me Cry With Joy - The Locust Grove family?
Chicago Bulls Legend Accused Of Murder - Sammy Wheeler
That Husband Is SOOO Guilty - Paul Pollis, Mark Nichols, Don Sherman, Leonard Rizzo, Stephen Page, Stephen Marfeo
That Wife Is SOOO Guilty - Mark/Judy Groezinger or Ted Loseff
Watching A Guy Swim For A While - ??

soilentgreen
02-09-2017, 03:37 PM
Watching a guy swim for a while - possibly Larry Race or the guy from the Casie Nichole?

Where the hell is Boise, Iowa?
The dangers of too much bologna and cheese
Pyromaniac enjoys a weeks vacation
Obese grifter gets lost in a crowd

LooksLikeCRicci
02-09-2017, 03:54 PM
Watching a guy swim for a while - possibly Larry Race or the guy from the Casie Nichole?

Where the hell is Boise, Iowa?
The dangers of too much bologna and cheese
Pyromaniac enjoys a weeks vacation
Obese grifter gets lost in a crowd

Pyromanic enjoys a weeks vacation-- Omar arsonist
Obese grifter gets lost in a crowd-- Bonnie Wilder

LooksLikeCRicci
02-09-2017, 03:56 PM
How about these:
That Husband Is SOOO Guilty
That Wife Is SOOO Guilty

OMG. I think my co-workers think I'm crazy because those made me not just laugh out loud, but CACKLE out loud. So, COL! :lol: :lol:

Well done as usual, Corky.

undertakeress
02-09-2017, 07:42 PM
Orthodontia for dummies

Todd Mueller
02-09-2017, 07:51 PM
Chicago Bulls Legend Accused Of Murder



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This one, FTW...

WishfulDreamer
02-12-2017, 04:21 AM
Man Breaks World Record of Word Redundancy
The Desperate Interviewer in Atlanta, GA
Salad Expert Isn't Fazed by Spouse's Disappearance
Man Troubled by Police Finding His Cleanliness Suspicious
Fat Guy Fails to Commit Crime Despite Cheating

Corky Kneivel
04-08-2024, 04:22 PM
Man Breaks World Record of Word Redundancy
The Desperate Interviewer in Atlanta, GA
Salad Expert Isn't Fazed by Spouse's Disappearance
Man Troubled by Police Finding His Cleanliness Suspicious
Fat Guy Fails to Commit Crime Despite Cheating


Lathan "Young Lay" Williams
?
Jule "no nickname" Caylor
?
John F. "Jack" Grundhofer Kidnapping?

WishfulDreamer
04-08-2024, 05:59 PM
Lathan "Young Lay" Williams
?
Jule "no nickname" Caylor
?
John F. "Jack" Grundhofer Kidnapping?


All correct! Thanks for the blast from the past by bumping this. I had to think for a moment on 2 lol:

2. Bonnie Wilder's employer, Lisa Penz ("if I got someone who wasn't on drugs I was delighted!")

4. Paul Pollis "I like to live in a clean house"

Corky Kneivel
04-09-2024, 12:45 PM
All correct! Thanks for the blast from the past by bumping this. I had to think for a moment on 2 lol:

2. Bonnie Wilder's employer, Lisa Penz ("if I got someone who wasn't on drugs I was delighted!")

4. Paul Pollis "I like to live in a clean house"

Oh great pulls! I shoulda had those.

How about these:
Shootout At License Tag Agency
Foul Footlocker Find
Bank Clerk Cashes Check From Heaven
Wait, This Guy's Name Is Wing Flanagan?

WishfulDreamer
04-13-2024, 02:06 PM
Oh great pulls! I shoulda had those.

How about these:
Shootout At License Tag Agency
Foul Footlocker Find
Bank Clerk Cashes Check From Heaven
Wait, This Guy's Name Is Wing Flanagan?

JB Hamby
Gabby's bones
Mysterious "Santa" Visitor who repaid elderly couple who helped him with checks for several years in a row
Tammy Lynn Leppert

DALLASTEXAN!!
04-13-2024, 02:44 PM
This is one of the best threads that I've never seen.

Guy gazes out of window for wife's return
Suspect fakes a seizure on his sofa
Man feels ghost touch him in shower
Nerdy possessive boyfriend (credit to the one who started my favorite thread)
Man with flabby belly needed a ride.
Nosy motel worker reads trash to solve a mystery
Man notable for his girth writes a blank check
Angelic handyman crafts a stairway to heaven