Ed: Ohhhh I have a headache!

Chico: Hi Ed!

Ed: I want you out of here..............

Chico: Don't you like me anymore?

Ed: Get Out!!!

Chico: Man you were so nice to me last night. You were drinking that nice tequila I made for you and you told me that you were happy to have me here working with you.

Ed: I better stop drinking!

Chico: Man I am a "Great" mechanic. I can tune 4 cars at one time. Vroommm Oooooooo :music: (Chico starts to sing) oooooo......

Ed: How about that??? The General Motors Tabernacle choir... :music:

Chico (Singing like a temptation)......:music:
When I walk down your alley... :music:
You hooooo blew your horn :music:
I felt so unhappy :music:
And now my love is gone... :music:
Cause I'm driving down the highway. :music:
Of heartache to youuuuu.... :dance:

Ed: How am I going to get through to this kid?

Chico: Theres the stuff I ordered. We were out of everything.....

Ed: Get it out of here!

Chico: I ordered fan belts and.........

Ed: Get it out........

Deliveryman: I'm not authorized to take it back. I just deliver.

Ed: Get it out!!! I didn't order it.......

Ed: Chico You're fired!!!

Chico: Ed....... You can't fire me. We have a contract. Till death do us part. Unless of course you want me to go to the district attorney?

The next day.............

Chico: Ed....... Here's a sandwich.

Ed: You Chico are suffering from Mexican Chutzpah!

Ed: Go pick up those weeds in the backyard and burn everyone of them!

Chico: No sweat! I took care of that early this morning.... It's a good thing I did. Those weeds you had growing back there were selling in the open market for 20 bucks a lid!

Ed: No wonder those squirrels were sitting around staring at each other.......

A car drives in the garage........... (In comes a quarreling couple)

Lady: Don't you dare talk to me!!!!

Ed: Look Chico.... If you want to prove you're a great mechanic Here's your chance. Those are special customers

Chico: Special customers? They give you alot of business?

Ed: Nobody gives you the business like they do. Go prove yourself.

Chico: Okay........ You won't be sorry.

Ed: Heh, Heh.......

Husband: I said to the young divorcee three words...

Wife: I know the 3 words "Meet me later"!!! Check the radiator it has a leak...

Husband: Look pull the wheel it's the brake. We got a drip.

Wife: I married a drip!

Husband: I don't even know her first name?

Wife: Really??? I thought it was HONEY!!!

Husband: I saw you at the cocktail party last night eating Harry's olive.....

Wife: I was hungry!!!

Husband: I saw her nibbling his ear..... and All your dresses are indecent!!! Check the front tires see if they're unaligned.

Wife: Forget that....... check the trunk it won't stay shut!

Husband: Forget that! Check her mouth it won't stay shut!

Chico: Look folks!
Leave the car here. I'll take care of
it and I'll throw in a free car wash
on the house.

Husband: Really.......
(He smiles) :)

Chico: Ed.......You did tell me these people were special right?

Ed: Yes.........

Chico: Folks! Take a cab home. Here's 5 bucks! :) :) :)

Husband: What?????

Ed: Huh???

Ed: What??????????

Wife: Don't take that money from that hard working boy!!! (She gives the money back to Chico).

They leave....................

Chico: Here Ed........... Let's stop fighting.

Ed: They'll be back......

Chico: You know Ed........ You're not easy to get along with either. But, I'm going to try........

Ed: I want you out of here!!!

Chico: Listen let's stop playing games. Whenever you want me out of here honestly and really...... you just tell me. When you want me out of here.... you just tell me
and I'll believe you and I'll go.

Ed: Okay! I'm going to give it to you straight........ I want you out of my garage! I want you out of my van! I want you out of my life! Do you understand? I want you OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT! :mad:

Chico: I don't believe you...............

The next day............

Chico: I traded 4 tires for this wooden Indian........ He talks!

Chico: Here I'll show you.....

Indian: Welcome to Ed Brown's garage!!!

Chico: He'll bring in the customers.... :D

Ed: Ohhhhhhhhhhh.............

THE END

:D :D :D

Ahhhhhhhh! I can't take it anymore, I want to see the show!!! :crazy:

Well folks, it looks as if I'm going to have to travel down to the network headquarters myself and take someone hostage and actually FORCE them to air it again! :mad:

I keep forgetting, there are some people on here who have never seen the Freddie episodes! These threads are the next best thing!!!

Unfortunately, I don't have ALL the Freddie episodes on tape, so I love these threads!!

I'm glad you like it. Maybe I can try to do some more.