The Real Roseanne Show is a reality show that aired briefly in 2003 about actress and comedian Roseanne Barr hosting a cooking show, called Domestic Goddess. It premiered on ABC on August 6, 2003[1] to 5.5 million viewers.[2] Although 13 episodes were ordered, The Real Roseanne Show was consequently canceled the same day after airing only two episodes.[7]

Does anyone know the lyrics to this short-lived reality show? I remember them being funny.


They went something like:

Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Get your asses in the car,
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Don't mess with me I'm Roseanne Barr.

I never saw it but I imagine it went something like:

I'm Rosannnnnnne Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I'm incredibly anoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyinnnnnnnggggggggggggg
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I found them, I want to listen to it though.


One day Roseanne said "Hey," to her family,
Get your asses in the car.
What the hell is wrong with you
We got a show to do
Don't mess with me I'm Roseanne Barr."
So lights, camera, shut the **** up
Its time for Roseanne Barr.

http://www.geocities.ws/realroseanne/lyrics.html

That's pretty much what I said.

At least it wasn't her singing. ;)