View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY Giants fan?


Frank Gannucci
01-08-2017, 09:05 PM
(The GB Packers won the NFC Wild Card by beating the NY Giants 38-13.)

(Ralph & Ed walk in. The meet Alice & Trixie.)

Trixie: "Hey guys. I heard how the Giants froze in the cold in Green Bay."

Ralph: "Don't start. Don't start. Those Giants could not destroy those Packers. What a shame."

(Ed blows his nose.)

Ed: "I was so looking forward to seeing those Packers get beaten at Lambeau Field."

Ralph: "Now, I have to face that loudmouth Garrity tomorrow. I told him that the Giants are the big cheese in these playoffs, not the Packers."

Ed: "You also wanted the Giants to face the Dolphins this postseason."

Ralph: "In order for that to happen, they would both make the Super Bowl. If that happened, I would love it if the Super Bowl took place in Miami Beach because I heard that the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! LOOKS LIKE YOUR GIANTS LOST. THE PACKERS ARE THE BIG CHEESE IN THESE PLAYOFFS."

(Ralph goes to the window, opens it and sticks his head out while looking up.)

Ralph (yells): "GARRITY, YOU HAVE A LOT OF NERVE SAYING THAT. YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST MOUTH IN THISE BUILDING. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOUDMOUTH..."

(Ralph gets smashed in the face with lots of cheese. Alice & Trixie & Ed laugh.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP! AS FOR YOU GARRITY, A NEW YORK FOOTBALL TEAM WILL WIN NEXT YEAR AND THOSE PACKERS WILL LOOOOOOSE THIS YEAR."

(Ralph slams the window. The window breaks.)

Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRRGH!"

(Jackie walks on stage with cheese still on him. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)