View Full Version : Some Christmas / Winter Humor


Penny Lane
12-11-2016, 01:55 PM
Post some Christmas/Winter funny stuff here. I'll start:lol:

Torgo
12-11-2016, 02:05 PM
http://i1023.photobucket.com/albums/af351/Torgo70/Torgo70001/15439997_10210024955333718_8531019770973848483_n_zpsd3e8k31p.jpg (http://s1023.photobucket.com/user/Torgo70/media/Torgo70001/15439997_10210024955333718_8531019770973848483_n_zpsd3e8k31p.jpg.html)

Penny Lane
12-11-2016, 02:12 PM
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MISST3
12-11-2016, 08:04 PM
:)

Penny Lane
12-11-2016, 09:37 PM
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Penny Lane
12-11-2016, 09:50 PM
:lol:

MISST3
12-12-2016, 12:20 AM
:)

Edison
12-14-2016, 01:29 AM
:tree:

Penny Lane
12-14-2016, 01:51 PM
:lol:

AB
12-14-2016, 08:16 PM
...

MISST3
12-14-2016, 09:31 PM
:)

Furienna
12-15-2016, 12:15 AM
http://assets.amuniversal.com/83f7503092b30134fb51005056a9545d

Edison
12-15-2016, 02:31 PM
:snowman:

MrCleveland
12-15-2016, 04:06 PM
http://assets.amuniversal.com/83f7503092b30134fb51005056a9545d

Neat, here's another "Garfield" one...

https://d1ejxu6vysztl5.cloudfront.net/comics/garfield/2013/2013-12-22.gif

I feel that way with Andy Williams, especially with this song...

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Penny Lane
12-15-2016, 09:31 PM
LOL I know how to drive on snowy roads but I really don't like to.

Ohio8
12-16-2016, 08:53 PM
:lol:

Ohio8
12-16-2016, 08:55 PM
:cc:

D-Dey
12-16-2016, 10:00 PM
I'm surprised nobody has posted this yet. :crazy:

https://imgflip.com/i/1g3bto

Furienna
12-17-2016, 08:59 AM
http://assets.amuniversal.com/87f6caa092b30134fb51005056a9545d

Ohio8
12-17-2016, 11:57 PM
:cat:

MISST3
12-18-2016, 12:09 AM
Shortly before Christmas, a business man was anxious to get home. The business trip had been grueling and he was not in a particularly good mood. The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. He thought their decorations were tacky. The worst decoration, he thought, was the plastic mistletoe hung over the luggage scale.
Being in a grumpy mood, he said to the woman at the counter, "You know, even if I weren't married, I wouldn't kiss you."
"That's not what it's there for," said the attendant. "It's so you can kiss your luggage goodbye."

Edison
12-18-2016, 02:47 AM
present:

MISST3
12-18-2016, 11:54 PM
:)

Furienna
12-19-2016, 06:59 AM
http://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2016/12/16#mutable_1526759

D-Dey
12-19-2016, 11:52 AM
http://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2016/12/16#mutable_1526759
Nothing's showing up here.

:(

MISST3
12-19-2016, 04:52 PM
:)

AB
12-20-2016, 06:43 PM
..

MISST3
12-20-2016, 10:12 PM
:)

Sherrie Anson
12-20-2016, 11:28 PM
http://www.ldssmile.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/19_4217171.png

This. No Christmas decor is safe from our cats and dog.

treky
12-21-2016, 02:17 AM
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treky
12-21-2016, 02:21 AM
what happens to Santa Claus when he gets stuck in a chimney?

He gets CLAUS-trophobic!

Edison
12-21-2016, 02:37 AM
:tree:

Furienna
12-21-2016, 07:15 AM
Nothing's showing up here.

:(
Let's try it again.

https://furienna.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/ga161216.gif

Bonniegirl
12-21-2016, 02:23 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TiywlG0GxGA/VFaP1saE4nI/AAAAAAAAmkM/Nqidsq3KpDQ/s1600/cold%2B1.jpg

AB
12-21-2016, 07:23 PM
:)

Edison
12-22-2016, 01:14 AM
:rednose:

Furienna
12-22-2016, 05:58 AM
https://furienna.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/ga161219.gif

Race's Girl
12-22-2016, 08:59 AM
https://furienna.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/ga161219.gif

Dude, that's just so funny

AB
12-22-2016, 08:12 PM
:santa2:

Furienna
12-22-2016, 10:31 PM
https://furienna.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/ad161211.jpg

Penny Lane
12-22-2016, 10:36 PM
:)

Furienna
12-23-2016, 09:49 AM
https://furienna.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/ga1612181.jpg

Ohio8
12-23-2016, 07:13 PM
:crazy:

Ohio8
12-23-2016, 07:14 PM
:confused:

Penny Lane
12-23-2016, 10:03 PM
:)

Furienna
12-23-2016, 10:07 PM
https://furienna.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/ad1612181.jpg

Penny Lane
12-23-2016, 10:11 PM
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Bonniegirl
12-24-2016, 02:09 AM
https://shaide.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tis-the-season.jpg

treky
12-24-2016, 02:33 AM
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"...little Cindy-Lou Who
who was no more than two."

treky
12-24-2016, 02:35 AM
213855

"You're a mean one Mr. Grinch"

treky
12-24-2016, 02:39 AM
213856

"and what happened next
well in Who-ville they say
the Grinches small heart
grew 3 times that day"

Penny Lane
12-24-2016, 11:46 AM
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Edison
12-24-2016, 03:23 PM
:eyes2:

Ohio8
12-25-2016, 01:16 AM
:typing:

treky
12-25-2016, 01:58 AM
213886

Furienna
12-25-2016, 07:41 AM
https://furienna.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/ad161225.jpg

Penny Lane
12-26-2016, 09:17 PM
I can't wait!:lol:

Furienna
12-27-2016, 10:50 AM
https://furienna.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/ga161225.jpg

AB
12-27-2016, 04:49 PM
Cat impersonating a muppet for christmas.

AB
12-27-2016, 04:51 PM
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Every time I scroll by the ice hole one, it makes me laugh. :lol:

Furienna
12-27-2016, 09:48 PM
https://furienna.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/crwiz161225.jpg

D-Dey
01-01-2017, 02:32 PM
LOL I know how to drive on snowy roads but I really don't like to.
Also in the 2001 movie "Out Cold."
http://imcdb.org/vehicle_186173-Dodge-Charger-1973.html

Furienna
01-03-2017, 03:43 PM
https://furienna.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/ad170101.jpg

opus
12-22-2018, 01:56 PM
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Bonniegirl
12-22-2018, 03:22 PM
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:lol::D


I'm surprised that song is going to be banned, saying Santa is some type of stalker or something! :D

Bonniegirl
12-22-2018, 03:23 PM
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/58/ff/26/58ff26a420fa55dce3a3411af36e8a2e--christmas-cartoons-christmas-humor.jpg

MA
12-22-2018, 05:17 PM
A Christmas joke:

Q: Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
A: They both drop needles

Penny Lane
12-22-2018, 09:45 PM
:)

MISST3
12-22-2018, 10:10 PM
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Bonniegirl
12-23-2018, 12:37 AM
https://alluneed.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/mindbluff-pundeer.jpg

MA
12-23-2018, 07:37 AM
Q: Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow?
Because he liked cool music.

Penny Lane
12-23-2018, 11:51 AM
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MA
12-23-2018, 11:56 AM
Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

ThisLittlePiggy
12-23-2018, 02:08 PM
What do farmers give their wives at Midnight on New Years Eve?
Hogs and kisses!

MA
12-23-2018, 04:45 PM
Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?

A: Leeks!

Race's Girl
12-24-2018, 03:48 AM
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?

Santa Clues

Penny Lane
12-24-2018, 12:30 PM
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ThisLittlePiggy
12-24-2018, 06:36 PM
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

Rebel without a Claus

MISST3
12-24-2018, 11:47 PM
The Best Christmas video ever. It puts you in the Christmas mood!! :):)

Paul HardCastle's "Coming Home 4 Xmas - 720"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO5tlhj4bwA

MA
12-25-2018, 06:37 AM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcdeaWL99k3bWwN9VFiYEGeq23qsQjuOJAZcqVOhIsvTtBOo4

Bonniegirl
12-25-2018, 04:10 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/4c/4c72282c3d4cdbd318a8421c21f9a0b266484bdd2e9d5bed5cf07a77824f6f71.jpg

MA
12-25-2018, 04:11 PM
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.

Edison
01-08-2019, 02:47 AM
Calvin and Hobbes...

MA
01-08-2019, 07:22 AM
Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!

ThisLittlePiggy
01-08-2019, 04:24 PM
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out

MA
01-08-2019, 05:22 PM
Q: Why was the snowman sad?

A: Cause he had a meltdown.

AB
01-11-2019, 06:04 PM
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MA
01-11-2019, 06:12 PM
Q: What did the snowman eat?

A: icebergs with chilli sauce

Penny Lane
01-11-2019, 09:17 PM
:eek:

MA
01-11-2019, 09:27 PM
What Kind Of Math Do Snowy Owls Like? Owlgebra.

Edison
01-13-2019, 09:27 PM
Calvin and Hobbes...

MA
01-14-2019, 01:24 PM
Q: What do you call a snowman party?

A: A snowball

AB
01-14-2019, 05:00 PM
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MA
01-15-2019, 07:22 AM
Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?

A: You wake up wet!

AB
01-15-2019, 04:14 PM
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MA
01-18-2019, 06:16 AM
Q: Why do seals swim in salt water? A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

AB
01-18-2019, 06:06 PM
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MA
01-18-2019, 06:45 PM
Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet?

A: Don't go around BRRfooted!

ThisLittlePiggy
01-18-2019, 08:49 PM
What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?

Cold cream

MA
01-18-2019, 09:11 PM
Q: What is a mountains favorite type of candy? A: Snow caps.

Edison
01-21-2019, 02:43 AM
Chuck...

AB
01-21-2019, 04:43 PM
Marmaduke

ThisLittlePiggy
01-24-2019, 10:43 PM
Knock knock
Who's there
Ach!
Ach who?
Sounds like your coming down with a cold.

Ohio8
02-01-2019, 09:33 PM
:crazy:

Penny Lane
02-02-2019, 10:04 PM
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AB
02-03-2019, 03:47 PM
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Edison
02-05-2019, 04:24 PM
Drawings by The Addams Family guy...

AB
02-05-2019, 07:31 PM
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MA
02-06-2019, 01:58 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MNiHtqC5L5Q/Utc1YcBAx3I/AAAAAAAAB4I/ZUdV_9vrLW4/s1600/98fcd3533a809c3f5ba6107929f9b51c.jpg

ThisLittlePiggy
02-11-2019, 11:25 PM
Q: What did the icy road say to the truck?
A: Want to go for a spin?

AB
02-16-2019, 02:32 PM
Marmaduke

MA
02-19-2019, 01:33 PM
Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

AB
02-19-2019, 05:50 PM
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MA
02-19-2019, 05:54 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PiI-NgAW-3Y/Tww20Y3-4FI/AAAAAAAADEM/0tQa9ZIQq6k/s320/12-22-11-11.jpg

AB
02-20-2019, 05:24 PM
Tom and Jerry

MA
02-20-2019, 06:04 PM
https://anthonypeoples.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/sick-of-winter.jpg

ThisLittlePiggy
02-20-2019, 09:55 PM
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.

MA
02-28-2019, 04:46 PM
Q: When are your eyes not eyes?
A: When the cold Arctic wind makes them water!

AB
02-28-2019, 07:51 PM
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MA
02-28-2019, 08:25 PM
How does a snowman get around? He rides an icicle!

ThisLittlePiggy
02-28-2019, 09:32 PM
It is so cold that squirrels in the park are throwing themselves against the electric fence.

MA
02-28-2019, 09:39 PM
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds?
A: Icebergers with chilly sauce!