Chapter 1

It's a rainy night in the city of London, We then cut to inner section where DC Dangerous Davies as he walks across the road looking depressed. Dangerous sighs out of sadness as if something terrible had happened earlier. All of a sudden, Dangerous freezes as a Bentley appears on the upper side of the road where he is standing in the middle of but it's at high speed and is approaching Dangerous. The headlights of the car beam upon Dangerous as his friend Mod Lewis gasps in horror witnessing it coming towards his friend. Then all of a sudden, just when the car reaches Dangerous, everything pauses.

Dangerous: (narrating) Ok, you might be thinking "Oh, is this the part were the OAP Super Cop Dies?" Well, let's just say that was the point where my whole life changed forever. Speaking of life, let me show you what mine was like before that moment.

We then go back a couple years prior where Dangerous is in his car and is driving on an open freeway in Brent Cross and his hair waving through the wind.

Dangerous: (narrating) Anyway, just to bring you up to speed, the name's Dangerous. Dangerous Davies, ironic, huh? I was the best and undoubtedly the most efficient officer on the Willesden CID squad.

A montage of Dangerous solving cases, fighting villains and signing autographs for children.

Dangerous: (narrating) I was the best investigator, the best negotiator and the best example for kids to look up to.

Then we cut to Dangerous at his desk looking at a portrait of his old boss DI Ray Aspinall.

Dangerous: (narrating) In fact, My old DI Ray Aspinall worked for Willesden CID and he too was the best in our time despite being an alcoholic which of course led me to join.

Cut to a newspaper headline showing news of DI Aspinall's death.

Dangerous: (narrating) Unfortunately when I was off sick with a cold, he was murdered while on duty and I've been trying to track the guy down ever since. And believe me, he'll regret the day he messed with me.

We cut back to Dangerous in the car.

Dangerous: (narrating) But still, I have to be professional about my line of work. I'm sure that's what Aspinall would've wanted. But still, I wish I could say the same for the force ever since two certain Wiseguy officers were recruited after they obliviously interfered with my mission to catch Ricky Hanson for almost killing me.

A montage of good times and bad times Dangerous had with DS Pimlott and DC Darren Barrett.

Dangerous: (narrating) But I've managed to grow used to the company of DS Pimlott and DC Darren Barrett after a while, we had some good laughs and solved good crimes together. And other times, I'm usually the one who takes the blame and shots no thanks to those two and as if that wasn't bad enough, Apsinall, when he was alive, seemed to buy Pimlott's delusion that he and Barrett are the best officers. Sure, I don't mind them having a little glory now and then, but I'm getting the feeling that everyone likes them more than me. Personally, I think their stupidity is rubbing of on the force and the people in the London Borough of Brent alike. Even the villains are affected and they don't take anything seriously.

Cut back to Dangerous in his car.

Dangerous: (narrating) Anyway, that day was just any other day. I was on patrol and wouldn't you know it, a group of teenagers were causing trouble. Of course, I was outnumbered but I've dealt with punks like these countless times so it was a cake walk.

Dangerous pulls over to stop the teenagers from robbing the Brent Cross Shopping Centre.

Dangerous: (narrating) Well, at least it wasn't a Primark store that time.

After battling the teenagers all over the mall, Dangerous apprehends them and had them took away to jail. Dangerous drives up to Willesden CID looking battered and beaten but victorious. Once she enters, a female DCI comes up looking rather pleased.

Female DCI: And here's our champion now!

Dangerous: Oh, you heard about my triumph over those teenagers? It was nothing, really. Just another day at work.

Female DCI: Not YOU. Him!

The female DCI points at Pimlott who spins a gun in his left hand and is dancing with Barrett.

Barrett: Wow, that was cool.

Pimlott: Yep, I shot a bug on the guv's wall.

The staff cheer and celebrate.

WPC Cheryl: Thanks, guys, it would've taken hours for an Exterminator to kill them.

Female DCI: To honour this achievement, boys, I'm promoting Pimlott to DI and Barrett to DS.

Dangerous: WHAT!? I arrested 5 teenagers and they get awarded for shooting bugs? Oh well, at least things can't get any worse.

Pimlott and Barrett smirk at Dangerous like the idiots Dangerous takes them for.

Pimlott: Oi, Dangerous, we got promoted and you didn't.

Dangerous: You're such an idiot, Pimlott.

Barrett: Hold on, Dangerous, that's rude! We earned those promotions. Get your priorities straight, right? Besides, I expected you to be happy for us.

Female DCI: Actually, Dangerous's right, Darren. Business has been slow since DI Aspinall's death 3 weeks ago and we were running low on ranks. I mean, you don't mind, right, Dangerous?

Dangerous: They're the ones who should be below me.

Female DCI: Details, Details. Not for the other part promotions.

Dangerous: Oh what now.

Female DCI: They're local heroes.

Dangerous: WHAT!? But I've been here longer than they have. How come they get promoted and I don't?

The female DCI ignores him.

Female DCI: Oh, that reminds me, we're short on DS's. Who want's the boss's old office?

Pimlott: Don't worry, Dangerous, you'll still be in that desk by the time you retire.

Barrett: Dangerous, are you alright?

Dangerous's anger is turned to rage. His eyes are narrowed and his fists are clinched.

Dangerous: YOU IDIOT!!!

He slaps Pimlott in the face.

Barrett: (nervously) Whoa there, Dangerous. Let's not do something we might regret.

Dangerous: REGRET?! THE ONLY THING I REGRET WAS BEING FORCED TO PLAY SECOND BANANA TO TWO UNDESERVING, PRETENTIOUS, THICK-HEADED MORONS LIKE YOU TWO!!!

WPC Cheryl: Whoa, whoa, Calm down, Dangerous. Remember that talk we had about forgiving and forgetting.

Dangerous: OH SURE, LIKE THAT EVER WORKS!!! IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE TWO, WE WOULD NEVER HAVE FALLEN FOR THE UCUAL CRAP!!! YOU MAYBE A WPC BUT YOU HAVE A REAL HARD TIME LEARNING FROM MISTAKES, PAL!!!

Female DCI: Dangerous! What's gotten into you all of a sudden?

Dangerous: (calmly) Oh, you wanna know? I'll Tell you. In fact, I have a better idea.

Dangerous gets a microphone out and begins to speak his mind to Willesden CID.

Dangerous: Listen up, everyone because I've got a lot of things I want to get off my chest. All my life, all I ever wanted to do….was to be a police officer, to be a hero and to save lives like DI Aspinall. I have worked tirelessly during my 30 years on the force learning the advances and the basics of espionage, even travelling all over the world to learn all the languages and fighting styles. After graduating, I finally got the chance to put my knowledge and skill to good use when Aspinall called me and offer me a job and by God, did I have a good run but then THEY appeared (pointing at Pimlott and Barrett) and everything fell apart for me. Ever since the Grusome Twosome got recruited, my whole life became like a circus. And with me being the only sane person, I get constantly abused and insulted. I've even been called names by childish ne'er-do-wells. Names like "Boring copper," "Mean copper" and "Unfunny Sidekick". And to add injury to insult (literary) I get but in harms way and end up the crash dummy for their antics. Well guess what, I am SICK of the abuse, I am SICK of the stupidity, I am SICK of lame villains, ungrateful muffin-obsessed citizens, slapstick accidents, and most of all, I'm SICK of anyone who prefers an incompetant loud mouth like Pimlott or a weirdo like Barrett instead of a hardworking office like me. I used to have compassion for all of you but now you've ruined it. Well, you can keep your crappy job because I don't want it any more.

Dangerous walks towards the door. He takes out his police ID and tosses it to the ground.

Dangerous: In layman's terms; I QUIT!!!

Dangerous storms out the door and leaves.

Barrett: Oi Dangerous, WAIT!

Just when Barrett was about to reach the door, without looking back, Dangerous slams the door in Barrett's face, flattening it. Dangerous walks out into the streets resisting to urge to cry. Thunder claps and it starts to rain. After an hour of walking, he finally makes it the district where the Bali-Hai Guest House is but before he could cross the road, a high tech car comes out of a flashing light towards him.

Dangerous: (narrating) And here we are, folks, right back were we started. Moving right along.

Mod Lewis pulls Dangerous away from the car. The car skids out of control and rams right into a lamp post. Dangerous get up on his feet and runs with Mod towards the crashed car.

Mod: A Bentley? Weren't they discontinued 5 years ago?

Dangerous: Huh, wait a minute.

The two of them look in through the left side door window and sees a figure with blonde hair and wearing a black leather jacket, matching ankle boots, blue jeans and a pink turtle neck sweater. The female figure's face was covered by the steering wheel which her head crash onto.

Mod: Dangerous, she's hurt!

Dangerous: We better bring her in, Mod.

Later, the woman named Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman wakes up in a bed and spots two shadowed figures standing next to her in the dark. She is dizzy from the car accident.

Sandra: M-Mum? That you?

A silhouette of Dangerous rubs a wet cloth on Sandra's forehead as a silhouette of Mod sits by her.

Dangerous: There, there now. Take it easy. You've been asleep for almost 5 hours now.

Sandra: I had this nightmare. I dreamed that I went forward in time. It was terrible.

Dangerous: Well, You're safe here the Bali-Hai Guest House now.

Sandra quickly opens her eyes in shock.

Sandra: The same Bali-Hai Guest House in Harlesden?

Mod switches on the light and both he and Dangerous meet Sandra face to face. After a few seconds of silence, they all scream. Sandra falls out of bed, Dangerous jumps backwards and Mod just stares at the two of them.

Mod: Oh my God, Dangerous, it's Sandra. Sandra Pullman from UCOS.

Sandra: I take it you've heard of UCOS?

Dangerous: UCOS? Nope, Can't say I've ever seen any of you before. You must be Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman.

Sandra: According to that sexist moron Pimlott, you're Dangerous Davies, right. Look, I'm not gonna hurt you. I swear.

Dangerous sits down on his bed.

Dangerous: You're not from here, aren't you? This part of London, I mean.

Sandra: Well, I grew up in East London.

Mod: I'm Mod by the way, uh, Mod Lewis.

Dangerous: Well, that makes sense. Sadly, I'm still a DC or at least I was.

Sandra: Wait, Dangerous from Ray Aspinall's unit, right?

Dangerous: Yes, why?

Sandra: Jack, Brian and Gerry sent me to look for you here while I was testing out any new members for UCOS since Brian's sick.

Mod: What are you talking about?

Sandra: It's a long story. Where's the car?

Dangerous: Parked outside.

Sandra: Crap, my phone's in there and I must phone the boys. I'm sure one of them will explain everything to you. Come on.

Sandra gets out of bed and quickly realized that she's standing in front of Mod and Dangerous in her underwear. Embarrassed, she covers herself with the blanker. Mod blushes and smirks as Dangerous tosses Sandra's clothes over to her.

Dangerous: Yeah but you might want to cover up first, Sandra.

Sandra: (sarcastically) Yeah, thanks.

Sandra tries to put her jeans on but Mod staring at her causes her to fall backwards. This makes Dangerous groan and Mod giggle.

Mrs Fulljames: (from outside the room) Is that female officer alright in there, Mr Davies?

Dangerous: Yeah, she's awake, Mrs F.

Chapter 2

In the alley outside the Bali-Hai Guest House, Dangerous and Sandra walk up to the half damaged Bentley. Sandra opens the door to reveal the interior of the car.

Dangerous: So this friend of yours...

Sandra: Brian Lane.

Dangerous: Yes, him, he designed all this from scratch?

Sandra: Yep. This was my car but Brian suggested it be like the car from the Back to the Future films.

Sandra points at a box behind the seats which includes glowing wiring in the shape of a 'Y'.

Dangerous: What is it?

Sandra: The Flux Capacitor. The very thing that allows this car to transport through time. Only Brian knows how it works.

Dangerous: How did he come up with that?

Sandra: If I told you, I'll have to kill the boys.

Dangerous: (astonished) You're kidding me, right?

Sandra tries to fix some wiring on the driver console. Dissolve to later as Sandra finishes fixing a screen.

Sandra: There, that should do it. Let's see if I can contact Jack Halford or Gerry Standing.

Sandra turns a dial to adjust a communication level.

Sandra: Jack? Brian? Gerry? Boys, it's Sandra! Can you hear me?

The screen picture distorts for a few seconds but and older female voice replies to Sandra's call.

Esther: Sandra! I can hear you. Just one sec. See if I can-aha!

The screen becomes clears as it reveals the face of Esther Lane in her room with a sleeping Brian.

Esther: Sandra! Thank god you're molecular structure's still formed in one complete mass! Are you ok?

Sandra: Yeah, I'm fine, Esther. That cross dimensional displacement thingy of yours worked and I think I'm in Harlesden.

Esther: Perfect! Then the test is complete. According to my calculations, you should be in in Harlesden. Jack came by and said DAC Strickland wants to know if you found DC Dangerous Davies.

Sandra: Well, why don't you ask him yourself?

Sandra brings Dangerous in.

Sandra: Dangerous, this is Brian and Esther Lane. Brian, Esther, this is DC Dangerous Davies.

Dangerous: (confused) Uhhh…Hi, nice to meet you! You must be Sandra's friends.

Brian has woken up but still has the cold.

Brian: Bloody hell! It's DC Davies, Esther! Amazing! In all my years, I never thought there'd be a modern day officer like Jack on the force-- Oh sorry where are my manners. Ahem! I'm Brian Lane, UCOS scientist, inventor and time travel specialist. Tell me, are you familiar with us?

Dangerous: Well…the closest I've seen were the Back to the Future movies.

Brian: So has Jack but that's close enough. Some of the people you work with sound as if they don't take their jobs seriously.

Dangerous: (looking back angrily at Willesden CID) Believe me, that's not the only thing they never take seriously. Wait, why were you looking for me?

Brian: It's a long story but I'm sure DAC Strickland will explain once he arrives at the Bali-Hai Guest House to speak to you and Sandra.

Sandra: Don't worry, it's not what you think.

Dangerous: Wow, sounds great but ME being a temporary member of UCOS? I don't know, it seems kind of sudden. What would happen if people found out I was gone?

Brian: Don't worry, you'll be fine at my desk for a while. Once you return to Willesden, it'll be like you never left.

Dangerous: Okay but what if some people were to miss me?

Dangerous looks across the street at a muffin stand.

Customer: AH! Nothing like a muffin for lunch. They don't call it 'Comfort Food' for nothing, ya know.

Stall keeper: Yeah, between you and me, I needed that kinda comfort when that copper Davies blew up our muffins Snaptrap gave us. God, what a weirdo he is.

Customer: Yeah, thinkin' he's smarter than all of us put together. I wouldn't miss him if he joined UCOS.

This make Dangerous a little agitated.

Dangerous: Count me in! (mutters) I wouldn't miss these ungrateful hypocrites either.

Brian: That's great! Strickland said he'll rendezvous in his office.

Sandra: Well, that might be a problem, Brian. The Mr Fusion chamber got ruined when I crash after landing. I guess for now, there's no way I can use trash to power this baby up anymore.

Brian: You're joking me! Without the necessary 1.21 Giggawatt electronic energy, you'll be stranded in Willesden.

Sandra: (resisting the urge to panic) Uh.…Okay, how about some good news.

Brian: Hold on, let me think.

Esther checks a computer system which specialises in graphically demonstrating past, present and future events depending on the location, time and dimensional where and whereabouts of Sandra's Bentley. She observes weather conditions of the Willesden area.

Esther: I heard on the radio that there should be a lightning storm coming to London. Remember the first Back to the Future film? Well, you could try to harness the lightning in order to recharge the Flux Capacitor and transport back home. The trouble is, is that the lightning will strike the highest antenna in the city in exactly 12 o'clock midnight.

Sandra: Well, there's a Cinderella story for you.

Mod: (from behind Dangerous and Sandra) Are you sure? The weather reports from here said it would be clear skies tonight.

Dangerous: Wait a second, Mod, since when can weather men predict the weather? Let alone the future.

Mod: Good point.

Sandra: But Esther, Brian, where the hell am I gonna find an antenna big that's enough?

Dangerous then realises that London's tallest antenna is in Canary Warth and this provides Mod an idea.

Mod: That's it!

Dangerous and Sandra: (together) What's it??

Mod: Canary Warth has a radio transmission antenna and it’s practically the largest one in London.

Esther: Of Course! That could work! Sandra, you'll need an extensive electro wire for the setup, not to mention an attachable hook to absorb the bolt's energy. And Brian, you need to go to sleep now.

Brian: But Esther.

Esther: (threateningly) Do it.

Sandra: Okay, guys, I'll get right to it.

Esther: Good. Now hurry, you don't have much time! Good luck and be careful.

Sandra: Don't worry, Esther. I'll be at Metropolitan Police HQ first thing Monday. Sandra out.

Sandra switches off the communication system. Dangerous, Sandra and Mod are unaware that someone is eavesdropping on them while hiding in a trashcan in the ally. It's Jack Halford and Gerry Standing.

Gerry: (talking sinisterly through a walkie talkie) I've found 'em, Jack mate. I'll see to it that Davies joins us.

Jack: (on the other walkie talkie) Good, Gerry, I'm sure he'd be as nice as we think he is.

Chapter 3

At Metropolitan Police HQ, Sandra, Jack, Gerry, Mod and Dangerous all walk down the corridor. Some of the officers stare at the five of them as they pass until they reach the UCOS office. Standing there is DAC Robert Strickland.

Strickland: You must be DC Davies.

Dangerous: Ex-DC.

Strickland: DAC Robert Strickland nice to meet you. I heard you did a great job with all those crimes you solved.

Dangerous: I do what I can, I'll give you that.

Strickland: W-hell, that's fantastic, Mr Davies and since Brian's off sick, I'm hereby giving you his desk for a while.

Mod: (looking at Brian's desk) Wow!

Gerry: That means you and your mate are temporary members of the team.

Dangerous: Fantastic.

Strickland: All right, so ready for your first assignment?

Dangerous: Sure.

Sandra: Okay. There's a meth lab down in the Romford Area. The operators are probably armed to the hilt with illegal weapons. We need to get down there and see what we can find!

Mod: Ah... a a a meth lab?

Strickland: I don't want any problems. Just take them down by the books. Now get over there; the Commissioner's all over my back on this one! (Sandra and the boys turn to leave] Oh and Sandra, you, Jack and Gerry screw this up and I'll have you working graveyard shift behind a desk! Move it!

They all run off. Dissolve to later, the team are in Jack's car with Gerry riding shotgun and Sandra and Dangerous in the backseat talking.

Dangerous: (looking out the car window at the citizens staring) God! You'd think they never seen a car like this before.

Sandra: Well, the idiots we're dealing with have never met any of us before either so try not to attract attention, ok?

Gerry: Sure Thing. Oi Jack, How much further?

Jack: Just a few miles.

After a moment of silence.

Sandra: Anyway, we need to keep a low profile. Especially you, Dangerous. That storms gonna come in less than a few hours and we can't afford any delays.

Suddenly, an explosion comes out of a meth lab and from out of the smoke come some idiots.

Man 1: God, there's nothing like going back to the basics and robbing a chem lab.

Sandra: Bloody hell, not them again! I knew these Wednesday extended lunch hours at the prison would put security off guard. Jack, pull over!

Jack's car stops with a screech.

Jack: What's wrong, Sandra? You said-

Sandra: (getting out of the car with the boys) I know what I said but you, me and Gerry need to take care of those guys first. (Turns to Dangerous) Dangerous, you just stay here and don't come out. I'll be right back.

Dangerous: Ok, be careful.

The men head to a Mercedes Benz but they are stopped in their tracks by Jack, Gerry and Sandra.

Gerry: Hold it right there, punks.

Man 2: Well, Well. If it ain't the hall-monitors-of-the-streets. Oh another good insult! Ash, write that one down!

Jack: Cut the jokes, smart guy! We're here to search your meth lab and this time, for good!

Ash: Well, what are you gonna do, pigs?

Sandra: The usual. Search the lab and arrest you and even IF we had DC Davies with us, you'd still be arrested.

Man 3: (smugly) Why, ya think beating all of us will get you appreciation?Face it, babes, you think your smarter than us put together but no matter how hard you try, everyone'll prefer an idiot rather than a little bitch who wants to follow in daddy's footsteps. True, you may have beaten Ricky Hanson a few hundred times-Wait, that didn't come out right! Anyway but after all that, you try to bring ex-coppers with you.

The men laugh hysterically at Sandra who stands trying not to lose her cool but starts to cry. Dangerous looks out the car window looking at the men laughing at a sad and humiliated Sandra. He feels sorry for her and wants to do something about it but hesitates considering that he might expose himself but looks at Sandra with Jack comforting her and Gerry yelling at the men. A tear comes out of Sandra's eye. Dangerous has seen enough and steps out of the car. He walks up to a laughing Ash and taps him in the shoulder. Ash turns around and gets slapped in the face. Ash sits up looking dizzy as he looks up at the figure with a bandana on the lower half of his face.

Dangerous: Bet you feel pretty big, huh? Playing with that sweet woman's feelings. You know, you got a big mouth for a hood who looks like you had your face flattened by a frying pan.

Sandra snaps out of her sadness and realises that Dangerous is out of the car.

Jack: (whispering) Dangerous, what are you doing?!

Ash adjusts his broken jaw.

Ash: Get him.

The men surround Gerry, Jack, Sandra and Dangerous who are then grabbed by them.

Gerry: Oi, let me go, you weirdo.

Ash: And just who is the third dude? (removes the bandana revealing Dangerous's face. This startles Ash)

Ash: You're the cop from Willesden that quit, innit?

Dangerous: Well, I don't come in peace for you, punks.

Ash: Whoa! And a mouthy ex cop and all.

Jack: So's Gerry at the best of time.

Man 4: Oi, Ash, what do you reckon we should do with them?

Ash: Let's meth 'em up.

Dangerous: Before you 'meth us up', just one thing…(pointing behind the men) WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?”

The men look away giving Dangerous, Sandra, Jack and Gerry the chance to slip out of the men's arms and make their escape. Ash notices.

Ash: After them.

Dangerous: Where to.

Jack: Follow me, I know my way around here.

Gerry: Don't worry! I've got an idea!

They all jump into a nearby truck and Dangerous, Gerry and Sandra come out of the other side riding Porsche and Jack follows them on a motorbike. The men chase Dangerous and UCOS and just when they catch up to them, They all go the other way making it easy to escape their clutches.

Sandra: Wow, not bad.

Dangerous: (looks behind to see Ash's car) Gerry, watch out.

The men chase UCOS around the square only the Porsche and the motorbike dodge their attempts at grabbing them. Eventually, the men catch up with UCOS.

Ash: (looking at the manure truck) The perfect thing to ram them into.

Jack and Gerry look back at the truck they're approaching and look at Ash and give him a smile. This confuses Ash as they turn to face the road after looking behind him with confusion. They see that they're approaching the truck and panic.

Men: SSSHHHHIIIIIIIII-"

Before they could finish their cry, the car rams right into the back of the truck and ended up covered in manure. Several citizen walk up to get a closer look and start laughing at them. Jack goes over to Gerry, Dangerous and Sandra.

Sandra: Dangerous...I specifically told you to wait in the car.

Dangerous: But Sandra, I had to do som-

Sandra puts her hand on Dangerous's shoulder looking impressed and relieved.

Gerry: But I gotta admit, that was an incredible way to put down the scum of London.

Sandra and Dangerous hug each other.

Jack: Thanks, Dangerous. That was very brave of you.

Dangerous: Hey, what are friends for.

Sandra blushes after hearing Dangerous calling her and the boys his friends. Their moment is interupted when a witness catches sight of Dangerous.

Pimlott: Oi, Darren, it's the Last Detective.

Dangerous: (sighs disappointingly) Always with these bloody mood killers.

A mob forms around them.

Barrett: Hi, Sandra, nice to see you and Dangerous again.

Sandra: (looking at Barrett) Darren, I've got interest in going out with you.

Dangerous: You have no idea what they did to me.

Meanwhile, the men are arrested by the police and are still covered in manure. Ash looks furious as he gets placed into the police car.

Ash: That copper's well dead.

Cop: Yeah, Yeah. Mr Original. In the car!

He pokes his head out of the car.

Ash: I swear, UCOS, I'll get you for this! I'll get you AND YOUR LITTLE FRIEND TOO!!

Later at Metropolitan Police HQ. Strickland reads the police report and paces behind his desk.

Strickland: One Mercedes Benz covered in manure. Cost, twenty-five thousand pounds, one manure truck overturned. cost, sixteen thousand pounds. The Commissioner's going to have my head!

Dangerous: Hold on a second, we just kinda got blind-sided by the-

Strickland: You got careless! Now, I don't know how they do things down at that dog-and-pony show Willesden CID but here, we have rules! One more slip-up like that and I'll have your badges! You hear me?! Now go home.

Later at the Bali Hai Guest House, the door opens and a tired Dangerous walks in with Mod behind him.

Dangerous: I'm going to be sore in the morning. (hangs up his coat and holster on the coat tree in the living room and Mod does the same)

Mrs Fulljames: Mr Davies, where have you been? It's ten thirty.

Dangerous: We had to take down a meth lab in Romford, Mrs F.

Mrs Fulljames: Well, you should've called me.

Mod: (turns and snaps at her) Will you get off Dangerous's back, woman?! It's hard enough he's gotta work the beat with UCOS and now, he's gotta come home to your nagging?!

Dangerous is shocked and Mod realizes what he's doing, then turns away.

Dangerous: Mod.

Mod: Look, Mrs Fulljames, I'm- I'm sorry. It's just this case and... the guys down at the station, Dangerous, he's tired, alright? I'm- I'm tired too.

Mrs Fulljames: Well, why doin't you two get ready for bed and I'll bring you some toasty chocolate nummers?

Dangerous: (straightens up and smiles) Thanks, Mrs F. Come on, Mod. (turns and walks off to bed with Mod)

Chapter 4

The next morning, Sandra and the boys walk in and Strickland holds a file in his right hand.

Strickland: Looks like that meth lab you took down was the tip of the iceberg. They found a paper trail leading all the way to the biggest crime syndicate in London.

Jack: Uh oh...

Strickland: The operators apparently run their business out of a sleazy strip joint down in Stratford. They're all cop killers so I'm sending you in undercover.

Jack, Gerry and Dangerous look at each other.

Dangerous: Oh my God, that's not good.

Strickland: Now you listen to me! I'm giving you one last chance! You're good cops but you let your emotions get in the way! And your little "shoot first ask questions later" technique has no place in this century! Now you get down to that strip joint and you do it by the books, you got it?! The Commissioner's on my back.

Sandra and the boys turn left and walk off. As they head for the entrance they walk down the hall. Around one corner is Mod in green overalls mopping the floor.

Mod: So what did you have to say to the boss?

Dangerous: Nothing, he just told me a bunch of stuff.

Mod: Maybe you decided you needed to tell him about who's...behind the whole thing.

Dangerous: No.

Sandra: Dangerous.

Dangerous: Coming. Gotta go. Bye, Mod.

Mod: Bye, Dangerous. (watches Dangerous walk away) Be careful.

In the men's bathroom, Mod is washing his hands and an idea comes to his mind as he glares at himself in the mirror.

Mod: (staring at his reflection) Well, perhaps it'll look good. (holds Jack's comb in his hand and gives himself a DAC Strickland hairdo)

Mod walks out of the bathroom and as he does, he is grabbed from behind, feels a needle in his neck and is knocked out. Dissolve to later, Dangerous enters and gasps in horror as he sees the cap Mod had on earlier laying on the ground and signs of a battle.

Dangerous: Mod, what happened, where are you?

Jack: (as he and Gerry enter) Dangerous, are you okay?

Gerry: Yeah, what happened to Mod?

Dangerous: I don't know, boys. I found his hat just now.

As they leave the men's room, they see Sandra and Strickland with Dangerous clutching his friend's cap to his chest.

An unknown room. Mod wakes up feeling dizzy.

Mod: Where... am I? (notices that he is tied to a chair)

Suddenly, the door opens to revel Ricky Hanson.

Ricky: You're really a pest, you know?

Mod: Holy crap, Ricky Hanson.

Ricky: Oh come on... don't you remember me? I wonder... how did you managed to survive the shots and the car crash... but this time... I’ll make sure nothing of you is left to save, Paddy.

Mod: Mod.

Ricky: Sorry?

Mod: My name's not Paddy, it's Mod.

Ricky: As in the 60s movement?

Mod: Kind of.

Meanwhile, back at Metropolitan Police HQ.

Jack: Sir, Sandra, is Mod Lewis in either of your offices?

Strickland: No but I'm afraid he was kidnapped.

Later in Stratford. The strip club shown is Juicy Lucy's. Inside, there are several dancers undulating for their patrons on individual stages. Other dancers dance on the club floor for individual patrons. Sandra and the boys enter the club.

Dangerous: God, if Mrs F knew I was in here, I would be in big trouble.

Gerry: (stops and looks around, then jumps for joy) Papa like. (rushes up to catch Dangerous, Sandra and Jack who now sit around a small stage)

Stripper: Would you like a dance?

Jack: No, thank you.

Stripper: (moves to Gerry) Dance?

Gerry: Sure.

Jack and Dangerous: No.

Stripper: (moves on) Anyone like a dance?

DJ: Well, all right, guests, put your hands together. Be sure to tip the dancers. And now, come on, let's hear it for Candy!

Bouncer: (walks up to the boys) Whoa, whoa, what the hell are you lot thinking bringing a chick here? This isn't an appropriate place for girls.

Stripper: (walking in the foreground on the other side of the small stage) Dance? Anyone like a dance?

Sandra: Uh, it's okay. I slept with the owner.

Bouncer: (crosses his arms) Oh, really? Let's go see. (to Sandra) Wanna sleep with me if that's ok.

Sandra slaps him in the face.

Chapter 5

Later, Dangerous is walking down the corridor until he opens a door to see Mod tied to a chair.

Dangerous: Mod?

A man hits him on the head with a lamp.

Man: Take that, Davies.

Later, Dangerous wakes up to find himself tied to a chair next to Mod.

Mod: Dangerous?

Dangerous: Ow. That hurt. What happened?

Mod: Ricky Hanson's planning to set you and UCOS up. He took your police ID and he's on his way to Willesden CID to steal DI Aspinall's safe.

Dangerous: I'm not on the force anymore and Pimlott and Barrett won't give him the safe, he doesn't look anything like me.

Mod: He did before he left. I'm sorry, Dangerous. It's my fault. (Suddenly, Mod gets an idea) Karma. It's like my grandad was always telling me.

Dangerous: It just doesn't make sense though. Why is karma punishing me? You were the one who got kidnapped.

Mod: Hey, maybe if you call karma, it'll come and save us. Call it.

Dangerous: Mod, it doesn't work like that. It's karma, not Lassie.

Mod: Come on. You can just try it.

Dangerous: It's karma, not Lassie.

Mod: Come on. You can just try it.

Dangerous: I'm not gonna call-

Mod: Come on, Dangerous. We're about to lose everything. Can't you just try it?

Dangerous: Fine. Karma? See? It doesn't work.

Mod: Try it louder.

Dangerous: Karma!

There is a knock on the door and Sandra, Jack and Gerry enter.

Jack: Hello.

Dangerous: Oh my God.

Mod: Look, Dangerous. It's UCOS.

Dangerous: What are you three doing here?

Gerry: You weren't with us.

Dangerous: Well, how'd you find me?

Sandra: We know our way around the place.

Dangerous: Well, look at that. I did teach you something.

Mod: Thanks, karma!

Minutes later, Dangerous and Mod are untied and they (along with Sandra, Jack and Gerry) are in Ricky's office)

Ricky: All right so we'll have to start havin' the McCormicks make our meth again and-

Bouncer: Oi, boss, this lot say they know you.

Ricky: What? Ha-I don't know no coppers.

Bouncer: I didn't think so. All right, you lot-

Ricky: Hey, wait a minute. This lot might be just what we need to get our drugs past the security at DIA. (approaches Sandra) How would you like to join our family?

Sandra: Get lost.

Tall Goon: Yo guv, I know I've seen these lot before, man. These lot are 5-0!

Ricky: What?

Tall Goon: These lot are cops, man!

The five men in the room assume positions and start firing away at Sandra and the boys. A man at the door is shot and he falls away. They all fire back. Dangerous and Mod move behind a chair. The men continue firing. The two of them move back into view.

Outside, police cars of all types pull up to the club. Strickland quickly jumps out of his car. An explosion appears in two windows of the club and he ducks a little.

Strickland: My God, UCOS and their heroically reckless ways!

Pimlott: Darren, Harry, Nick! Get in there!

Barrett and two other officers move in. Inside, two of the owner's men rush out of the back room and the strippers rush out of the way. The men turn around and shoot back at the gang who return fire. None of them has yet been hit. The gunfight continues. The old stripper walks by again.

Stripper: Dance??? Anybody like a dance??? [walks by without being hit once. The other two men appear and shoot at the gang)

Barrett: (enters the club) Freeze! Police!

Harry and Nick quickly enter and take aim. Everyone stops and turns around to face the detectives. The DJ stands in his booth.

Harry: Great job, Dangerous. You found the meth boss!

Ricky: Nick! Uh, what the hell are you doing? We had a deal.

Barrett and Harry: (looks at Nick with suspicion) A deal?

Nick: That's right. We're partners in the drug business. Everything was fine until the Last Detective came by.

Dangerous and Mod look stunned at the revelation: Nick is crooked.

Nick: Now we've gotta kill you all.

Barrett: Dangerous, get down!

Sandra and the boys look for cover as the crooked cop joins the five men in firing at Harry and Barrett. Sandra and the boys huddle under a table.

DJ: Huh alright, guys, put your hands together, a lot of shootin' and killin' goin' on but be sure to tip your waitress, let's hear it for Rebecca.

Pimlott: God, your lot have no regard for the law!

Strickland: Yes, they do.

Inside, the gunfight continues. Barrett is shot and he quickly kills two of Ricky's men. Harry quickly shoots at Ricky and Nick get Barrett in the right arm. Barrett winces and falls down.

Nick: Sorry, Daz. We can't let anybody know about our partnership.

Ricky: That's right. We split it all, fifty-fifty!

Nick: That's right. (raises his gun but Mod grabs it) Oi.

Mod: No way, Jose.

Outside the Peppermint Club. The paramedics have arrived and are removing the bodies and Nick is arrested. Harry and Barrett, up and about, reaches UCOS.

Barrett: Looks like Nicky Boy got what he deserved. If it weren't for you lot, we would have never cleaned up the department.

Pimlott: (approaches UCOS) All right, you lot, let's get one thing straight! I do not agree with your methods! You're uncontrolled, and you're negligent but by God you get the job done. Congratulations!

Sandra: Thanks.

Pimlott: I'm probably going to regret this but well, we need you back, Dangerous. There'll be lots of action and that big paycheck you've always wanted.

The paramedics close up the ambulance, then climb in and leave. Dangerous mulls over the offer.

Dangerous: Well, Pimlott, I think I have a better idea.