(A Honeymooners Election Day):

(Ralph & Ed are at the Election Booth on Election Day.)

Ralph: "This could be a history making election. We could have the first female president in Hillary ROTTEN Clinton or the oldest person to be elected in Don Trump."

Ed: "This is the first election where I don't know who to vote."

Ralph: "Yeah. Both candidates are very unlikable. That what makes this election so bad. This could be history making. It's just a shame that we have two candidates who are unlikable."

Ed: "One did something illegal in deleting 300,000 emails. One tried and failed to knock down an old lady's house just to make his parking lot for the now-closed down Trump Plaza bigger."

Ralph: "He also did a lot of bad things. Him and Hillary make this the most hated Presidential election ever. Hillary will probably do a bad job as far as protecting this country while Don claims he will build a wall and kill all those BUM terrorists and if he loses, he will make an excuse. He is loud and boisterous. I am not like that."

(The girls come by.)

Alice: "So Ralph, you're are NOT loud..."

Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!"

Trixie: "I would love to see the first female president but I would love to see those terrorists KILLED."

Ralph: "I would also like to see Bill Clinton become the first person since Franklin D. Roosevelt to live more than eight years in the White House and become the first MAN of the USA if you know what I mean. I think we should all do some research on the computers here since we didn't have time to do that earlier."

Alice: "Good idea."

(They sing a song about Election Day.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)