The Honeymooners gang returns from their vacation:

(The Kramdens & Nortons return back to 328 Chauncey Street.)

Alice: "What a vacation."

Ralph: "I gotta say."

Ed: "I loved seeing Israel. Seeing all those sewers there was fantastic. How about seeing all the catacombs in Italy. I loved being underground. I was at home."

Trixie: "I know. You were like a fish in water."

Ralph: "That's true. Hahahaha!"

Ed: "I never thought I would ever visit Asia and yet we all went there."

Ralph: "Did you hear some of the Turkish people who saw us coming off the plane? They asked us if we come from Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Alice: "But, how about the times you two made idiots of yourselves? Dressing up on Halloween in a country that doesn't celebrate it."

Trixie: "Or how about getting drunk? You guys stripped down to your birthday suits."

Ralph: "What is wrong with that?"

Trixie: "You two went skinny-dipping in the pool on the dock during the DAYLIGHT HOURS."

Ed: "All right. We made fools of ourselves."

Ralph: "Alice, your mother drove me nuts when she said that when I jumped in the pool. She said that I was like beached whale."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!" (normally): "Now, we can agree that we always take exotic vacations despite our status."

Alice: "Exotic vacations are great."

(They sing a song about exotic vacations.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)[/QUOTE]


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