Larry: From the front door with zest, first you take ten paces west. (Larry and Balki move to the door) From the front door, ten paces west.
Balki: It says with zest.
Larry: With zest. Ten paces.
Larry and Balki: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10
Larry: Five paces north, now five more east. You’re getting close to a poetry feast. Five paces north.
Larry and Balki: 1-2-3-4-5
Larry: Now five more east.
Larry and Balki: 1-2-3-4-5
Larry: Six paces south, please be meticulous.
Balki: Of course we will. Don’t be ridiculous.

Larry: "I have...."
Balki: "Oh God!"
Larry: "...a plan."

Balki says this to Mary Anne during the episode when Larry and Jennifer get married: "If I put my hand around the phone, do I sound like I am calling you from a cave?" :D :D :D

The look on Larry's face is what makes that line so funny because the phone call is really coming from the police station due to them being there after Larry backed into the cop car that him and Balki get pulled over by at the beginning of the episode. :D :D :D

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

P.S. I love to hear Balki sing to the babies at the end of the final episode: "The itsy bitsy scorpion crawled up inside my shirt. I bashed his little head in and threw him in the dirt. When his legs stopped wiggling I dropped him in my stew caused I like crunchy insects with pinchers on, don't you? The itsy bitsy sting ray swam up inside my shorts....." :D :D :D

Balki: I've really put my foot in something good this time.

Larry Appleton: Was it me, or did you see steam rising from his head?

Balki: Cousin Larry is thinking of becoming a professional lesbian.
Jennifer: What!?
Larry: Thespian.
Mary Anne: What?

Balki Bartokomous: Where do I come up with them?

Larry: Balki, don’t make this complicated. I’ll hold the wrench. You’ve got the hammer ... when I nod my head you hit it ... you hit it!

Balki Bartokomous: Hi, cousin! I just baked a big batch of bing bong binki binki bakalava.
Larry Appleton: ...Bing bong binki binki bakalava?

Balki: Today is Saturday and this chef wants us to make two thousand bibbibabkas by Monday?
Larry: Right.
Jennifer: Larry, it took us all morning to make three dozen. Do you know how many dozen two thousand are?
Mary Anne: 166 and 2/3 dozen ... my father was a carpenter.

I love when Balki says, "Well, I'll be snookered!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly