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Walter White posted "Change is the only constant."

Constant sunshine can lead to really hot days.

Days of Our Lives is a show I used to watch!

Watch the clock and the time will seem to go more slow!

Slow down and tread lightly.

Lightly, snow started falling, making Christmas very festive.

Festive lights festooned the house.

House rules apply to everyone!

Everyone get down and boogie!

Boogie all night long!

Long ago, I was just a weaselly little chemistry teacher.

Teacher made a lot of dough!

Teacher made a lot of dough!

Dough is my middle name.

Name of teacher's wife is Skyler.

Skyler is a two-faced bitch.

B---h is rather strong isn't it?

It most certainly is not.

Not everyone feels like that.

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Matter comprises everything on Earth.

Earth is just a tiny ball floating in an endless sea.

Sea is a body of water smaller than an ocean.

Ocean City is a shore town in New Jersey and Maryland both!

Both you and I have pretty much nothing else to do.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

"Are you my Mother" by Dr. Seuss is a classic and very adorable children's book!

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Book your appointment now before it's too late.

Late to work too many times could result in termination!

Termination of the contract is what we will do.

Do the dishes by hand unless you buy a dishwasher to do it for you.

You know it's time to start Christmas shopping!

Shopping is usually more efficient when you can beat the crowds.

Crowds are why I am shopping now, for Christmas!

Christmas will be here before we know it!

It is Saturday, a good day to go for a walk!

Walk rather than drive your car to short distances ,saves gas and gives you exercise!

Exercise in the beautiful weather and take your mind off the stresses in your life.

Life is like a bowl of cherries!

Cherries might go on top of ice cream or other desserts.

Desserts must follow with the correct dessert wine.

Wine and candles can make a dinner date very romantic!

Romantic getaways often include tropical islands.

Islands, esp. Canary Islands, are best explored on a private yacht cruise.

Cruise control can be used when driving long monotonous stretches of road.

Road work was causing traffic to run slow.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Race car drivers lead a very dangerous life.

Life is what you make it!

It was a beautiful day today!

Today is a good time to start planning for tomorrow.

Tomorrow is just a day away!

Away we go!

Go to the polls and VOTE early!

Early to bed, early to rise.

Rise early in the morning, and see the sun at it's best!

Best days are when it's not too hot and not too cold.

Cold weather will soon be here, time to bring out your winter clothes!

Clothes hung out to dry in the sun smells so fresh.

Fresh vegetables and fruit are very good for your health !

Health foods might not taste great but apparently they're good for you.

You got a new car, so take us for a ride.

Ride to work on the bus to save on gas.

Gas stations are plentiful in the city.

City beautification projects try to make the "concrete jungles" a little greener.

Greener pastures are just over the horizon!!!

Horizon positioning is a crucial decision when painting a landscape.

Landscape around the new house is very pretty.

Landscape around the new house is very pretty.


Pretty flowers blooming are a sure sign that soon it will be spring!

Spring is behind us now but here comes the brisk and refreshing air of autumn!

Autumn is a beautiful season before getting the chill of Winter !

Winter snow causes many car accidents.

Accidents can sometimes be avoided with a little precaution or foresight.

Foresight and planning made the trip successful.

Successful inventions like television have changed the course of history.

History channel is very good to watch to learn about past events .

Events at the park had to be cancelled because of the bad weather.

Weather can have a tremendous affect on our emotions.

Emotions run high during sad movies.

Movies, popcorn and soda can be very expensive.

Expensive is what many store items are becoming these days.

Days of our lives is a long running ,famous soap opera .

Opera attendance was higher several centuries ago than it is today.

Today wasn't a good a day to rake leaves.

Leaves are all over the place this time of year but at least they're pretty colors to look at.

At the race track you can win a lot of money.

Money can't buy happiness , so they say!

Say what you mean and mean what you say, is a good bit of advice.

Advice was freely given but the teenager wouldn't listen.

Listen to the teacher to get good grades.

Grades for the test were given out at the end of the day.

Day trips are generally a fun and relaxing experience.

Experience at your workplace will help you in your future job search.

Search and rescue teams bravely save many people's lives.

Lives were lost in a devastating fire .

Fire has the ability to both cleanse and destroy.

Destroy the evidence, said one crook to the other.

Other countries use the metric system, but not the US.

US of A is the very best country!

Country living is much preferred over city living for some people.

People use the subway all the time.

Time is finite and valuable.

Valuable antiques were missing from the mansion , robbery was suspected!

Suspected of trespassing, the would-be crook made a dash.

Dash over early to the sale at the store to get really good bargains!

Bargains at small-town shops or stores are a fun and clever way to save money.

Money clips are often used by the wealthy.

Wealthy, Healthy and wise people are early to bed and early to rise!

Rise and go VOTE!!!

Vote you conscience!

Conscience was what made the criminal confess!

Confess your sins and live a life free of remorse and guilt.

Guilt is what should plague all Americans that did not take the time to VOTE!

Vote for your favorite actor at the awards show.

"Show me the money", said a crook to a terrified bank employee.

Employee of the month is something to strive for at your workplace!

Workplace drama is never something you want.

Want firmer abs, you must get on a work out routine!

Routine in daily life might get boring after a while.

While I was sleeping, I had a terrible nightmare.

Nightmare that will soon go away.

Away in the manger is a very pretty Christmas song!

Song Sung Blue was a popular tune.

Tune your violin before playing your solo.

Solo singing performance made the choir member a little nervous!

Nervous is not a good feeling to have.

Have a free sample and if you like it don't forget to buy some.

Some day in the future I may go to California.

California is the third largest state in the country, behind Alaska and Texas.

Texas oil wells are plentiful throughout the state.

State laws vary from each other .

Other people can be a great source of information.

Information is power!

Power lines were broken due to the hurricane.

Hurricane Survival kit is a must!

Must you always have the tv turned up so loud?

Loud concerts can be a turn-off depending on your music preferences.

Preferences would not be in order.

Order food at the window or inside.

Inside connections can be a help.

Help people in need if you can.

Can you donate a dollar to a needy cause is often asked at the store.

Store brands are often cheaper than name brand items.

Items on sale will be marked with a tag of another color.

Color prints are so much better than the old black & white.

White bread might taste good but whole wheat is better for your nutrition !

Nutrition is what we think about.

About Face is a term you hear in the military!

Military training will make you tough.

Tough it out said the coach to the player.

Player Pianos are very fun!

Fun days remembered at Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is a time for good food and getting together with family and friends!

Friends can make a boring day exciting.

Exciting is what I like.

Like most people, I love Thanksgiving and Christmas time.

Time to leave for work.

Work hard at your job,and hopefully you will get a raise!

Raise the flag and salute ordered the major.

Major flooding can be expected on the coast when a hurricane is approaching.

Approaching the runway for take off, said the pilot.

Pilot the plane so that it lands in one of the available runways.

Runways are where fashion models show off their clothes!

Clothes really pile up before laundry day.

Day trips are a fun way to make time fly.

Fly to Hawaii for a great tropical vacation.

Vacation days must be discussed with your employer in advance.

Advance Christmas preparation is a must!

Must have been the storm that knocked down the tree !

Tree trimming for Christmas is a great way to spend an afternoon.

Afternoon naps on cold cloudy days are what we want to do.

Do your chores early so you have the rest of the day to relax.

Relax, put your feet up, in front of a roaring fire, and enjoy the evening.

Evening in winter can be very chilly.

Chilly weather awaited the fans at the outdoor football stadium .

Stadium roofs would really come in handy when a game is held during a snowstorm.

Snowstorm weather predictions can be tricky to forecast.

Forecast for todays weather is cloudy with possibility of rain .

Rain and windy conditions made for a rough ride.

Ride share is a good way to get to work and save gas!

Gas prices are stable this winter.

Winter coats keep us warm.

Warm woolen mittens is a favorite thing mentioned in the song Raindrops on roses .

Roses are wonderful to receive all year long.

Long waits at the DMV are unpleasant.

Unpleasant memories are better left forgotten.

Forgotten is the reason for the season.

Season 1 is sometimes the best on a TV show.

Show me the money!

Money doesn't grow on trees.

Trees provide shade in the summer.

Summer seems like an extremely long way off...

Off is used to keep mosquitoes away.

"Away we go!" as Jackie Gleason would say

Say prayers and you will feel at peace.

Peace and quiet is everything.

Everything must eventually come to an end.

End of the line is where we are getting off on the train!

Train departure times are very strict.

Strict dietary rules are suspended for the month of December!

December mornings can be very chilly.

Chilly nights require thick blankets.

Blankets of snow is a familiar sight for residents of the North.

North Pole is home for Santa!

Santa is coming to our towns.

Towns people put on a great christmas parade.

Parade the children around the house, in their Christmas program costumes,
tonight.

Tonight will will be getting rain into the morning!

Morning sun feels good on my face.

Face to face time is what we need.

"Need more water?" asked one of the waiters.

Waiters, were in abundance that evening.

Evening showings draw more people than in the afternoon.

Afternoon winter siestas are the best!

Best Picture winners have usually been a massive box office success.

Success is to have your Christmas shopping over!

Over the river and through the woods to Grandmother's house we go!

Go 2 blocks and make a right at the Walgreens.

Walgreens is at the corner of happy and healthy.

Healthy lifestyles don't always come easy.

Easy directions made the project a success.

Success requires passion and discipline.

Discipline the dogs before they bite someone.

Someone needs to bring the eggnog.

Eggnog, some may be surprised to know, often contains raw eggs.

Eggs and Bacon are what was served for breakfast.

Breakfast is served until noon, read the sign.

Sign in first.

First come, first served.

Served to the waiting hungry patrons, quickly.

Quickly getting through security is what we hope for at the airport!

Airport lines are long, long, long!

Long live the Queen.

Queen Elizabeth is 90 years old.

Old maids was a popular old card game

Game night at the senior center was a hit.

Hit one out of the ballpark tonight.

Tonight is the big night.

Night turns into day.

Day begins with a gorgeous sunrise.

Sunrise sunset ,swiftly flow the days !

Days are longer in the summer.

Summer time many people enjoy a day at the beach!

Beach water is very cold in the morning.

Morning coffee gets the day off to a good start.

Start the new year with resolutions.

Resolutions are often made but forgotten pretty quickly!

Quickly, pack and head for the airport.

Airport and train stations are busy at the holiday season!

Season your meal with zesty spices.

Spices added to a recipe make a meal very tasty.

Tasty meals can sometimes be hard to find.