Nick at Nite gets Coach starting this September and Roseanne next September:
Nick at Nite's addition of "Coach," beginning in September, and "Roseanne," beginning September 2003.

Exact dates: Roseanne coming Sept. 21 on Nick@Nite, with a 5 days marathon.
It is also coming to Oxygen, airing weekdays starting Monday, Sept. 22.

alright I can't wait!!

The people at Nick-At-Nite have lost their mind.....

WHY WOULD NICK@NICK WANT TO AIR ROSEANNE
I HOPE THAT NICK@NITE AIRS ROSEANNE AT 3:00 AM AND 3:30 AM
WHEN I AM A SLEEP

Originally posted by gmfox8@msn.com
WHY WOULD NICK@NICK WANT TO AIR ROSEANNE
I HOPE THAT NICK@NITE AIRS ROSEANNE AT 3:00 AM AND 3:30 AM
WHEN I AM A SLEEP

What's wrong with Roseanne? It's one of the funniest shows ever.

WELL WILL AND GRACE FANATIC I COULD NEVERY GET INTO THE SHOW ROSEANNE I DO NOT KNOW KNOW WHY I COULD NOT GET INTO THE SHOW ROSEANNE BUT I COULD NOT GET INTO THE SHOW

AARON

oh well, I guess not everyone can like Roseanne.

Roseanne is my favorite syndicated comedy, other than Diff'rent Strokes, which is not even on television anywhere anymore. I love the characters, and my favorite episodes are the ones from Seasons 1-4. My favorite episodes are entitled Lobocop and Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore. I like when Roseanne, Jackie, Crystal, and Mary-Anne work at Wellman's Plastic Factory. I also enjoy the episodes when Rosie works with Bonnie at Rodbells Restaurant. Dan was the best when he worked for "Four Aces Construction." I believe that the show went downhill when they changed the actress who portrayed Rebecca "Becky" Conner from Lecy Goranson to Sarah Chalke. It was never the same with the new actress. Also, I disliked when they brought David and Mark in as new characters.

Originally posted by Will and Grace Fanatic
What's wrong with Roseanne? It's one of the funniest shows ever.

I think it's funny, but I don't think it really should be on N@N. Look at the Cosby Show. It's being shown to death and people are begingin to get sick of it. I don't want that happen to Roseanne, and just think about the editing. They cut the hell out of FOL and like refused to about 10 episodes. Roseanne is still young and I think it's ok on TBS.

What's wrong with Roseanne? Where do I begin. I'm aware there are fans of this show and thats ok I don't want to offend any one here,but Roseanne is an awful show. It can stay on TBS. N@N is for classic tv only,in other words shows that should have been off the air for at least 10-15 years,but N@N has just gotten Dumb.:mad: Dose any one want to see her after she embarrases the United States after sining the natinal anthem at a baseball all star game:mad: This show is unfunny and not family oreinted. I'm sorry for getting upset,but Roseanne is just not suitable for N@N IMO. Just a warning to Roseanne fans. Roseanne will probably air just like cosby and cheers and people that like the show will get sick of it fast which is sad. Plain and Simple N@N is just plain bad.

An exact date for Roseanne on Nick@Nite is in:

New Acquisitions Include Roseanne, Full House,
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Who’s The Boss?

Roseanne (September 21, 2003)

Roseanne, one of the most talked-about and celebrated sitcoms in television history will join the Nick at Nite lineup with a five-night marathon beginning September 21, 2003. Roseanne’s poignant, funny and true-to-life stories of a blue-collar family stars Roseanne, John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf. The show’s superb writing and talented cast have earned numerous Emmy, Golden Globe, People's Choice, and American Comedy awards, as well as the coveted Peabody and Humanitas prizes. Its huge popularity has translated into phenomenal performances in syndication, proving it is a classic, now and forever!

The show focuses on the life of Roseanne Conner, a blue-collar working mother with a big mouth, a big sense of humor and an even bigger personality. Roseanne not only tends to her home and takes care of her three kids -- Becky, Darlene and D.J. -- (Lecy Goranson and later Sarah Chalke; Sarah Gilbert and Michael Fishman) she also takes care of husband Dan (John Goodman) who was her high school sweetheart. She does all of this – in addition to working eight-hour days to ensure all the bills are paid.

as much as I like this show, I have to admit that Roseanne gets played a bit too much. TBS already shows THREE episodes a day during the week, plus many of local stations still air it too. Both of our local UPN channels still carry it.

Whats the point of bringing this show to Nick@Nite?

If the TV people were really smart, they would take Roseanne out of syndication for at least 2 years and THEN put it on Nick@Nite.

Originally posted by bb
as much as I like this show, I have to admit that Roseanne gets played a bit too much. TBS already shows THREE episodes a day during the week, plus many of local stations still air it too. Both of our local UPN channels still carry it.

Whats the point of bringing this show to Nick@Nite?

If the TV people were really smart, they would take Roseanne out of syndication for at least 2 years and THEN put it on Nick@Nite.

It's good news....now I don't have to record it anymore. Plus not all local affliates air Roseanne.

Originally posted by pavanbadal
Nick at Nite gets Coach starting this September and Roseanne next September:
Nick at Nite's addition of "Coach," beginning in September, and "Roseanne," beginning September 2003.


Pav, I'm confused, If N@N wants to air sitcoms that have good family values and functional families, why would they be picking up Roseanne??? The Conners wasn't that much different from the Bundys

N@N will definitely edit Roseanne too much. I bet they will take out a bunch of funny things that stations like TBS will still show.

yea i like roseanne but i hope they show every episode but they probably won't and yea it begins on September 21 2003

More info on Oxygen is in:
Come September 22, Oxygen will add reruns of Roseanne to its schedule, with two episodes airing weekdays in the 6 p.m. ET hour and at noon.

A full release will likely come, since it was announced at the TCA tour yesterday. Interesting that both Nick@Nite and Oxygen will start it around the same time; Nick@Nite on the 21st and Oxygen on the 22nd. I'm guessing TBS will last air it on the 19th, a Friday.

Here it is, the full release for Oxygen!:

AMERICA'S FAVORITE WORKING CLASS FAMILY COMES TO OXYGEN;

CLASSIC SITCOM "ROSEANNE" PREMIERES ON MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, WITH SNEAK PEAK ON SEPT. 21
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Carsey-Werner-Mandabach Comedy Featuring the Trials And Tribulations Of the Conner Family Will Air Weekdays on Oxygen with Back-to-Back Episodes at 6:00 p.m.*

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LOS ANGELES, CA, July 7, 2003 – Oxygen becomes the new home of the domestic goddess herself, the inimitable "Roseanne," and the rest of the Conner family, starting this fall. Beginning Monday, September 22, Oxygen will air back-to-back episodes of the series weekdays beginning at 6:00 p.m. The show will also air weekday afternoons from noon to 1:00 p.m. To launch the series on Oxygen, there will be a special sneak peek all-day marathon of "Roseanne" on Sunday, September 21 from 10:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m.

"'Roseanne' is a perfect addition for us because it fits right in with our funny and smart approach to women's television," said Debby Beece, Oxygen's President of Programming. "We are delighted to acquire this series from our partners at Carsey-Werner-Mandabach."

"Roseanne" chronicles the lives of the Conners, a regular working-class family from Lanford, Illinois that face day-to-day survival with a sense of humor and absurdity. The situation comedy stars Roseanne (title character); John Goodman (Dan); Sara Gilbert (Darlene); Lecy Goranson (Becky); Sarah Chalke (Becky II); and Michael Fishman (D.J.); as the Conners. Their extended family and friends include Laurie Metcalf (Jackie); Natalie West (Crystal); Johnny Galecki (David); Tom Arnold (Arnie); Estelle Parsons (Bev); Martin Mull (Leon); and Sandra Bernhard (Nancy).

The series tackles many social issues such as homosexuality, child abuse, mental health, and teenage sexuality, and during its original run garnered numerous awards, including four Emmys; one Peabody; three Golden Globes; and three People's Choice Awards.

"Roseanne" is a Full Moon/High Tide Production in association with Carsey-Werner-Mandabach and was created by Matt Williams. Roseanne, Marcy Carsey, Tom Werner served as Executive Producers and Caryn Mandabach was Supervising Producer.

that's awesome!

Originally posted by beckyc
that's awesome!

Yeah dude!

I agree the show will probably get worn out like the Cosby show....but i would rather watch Roseanne than Coach.

Nick@Nite announced the marathon information (Sept 21-25, 9p-6a) for Roseanne at the TCA Tour yesterday and the regular timeslot after the marathon, which will be 11 and 11:30 p.m. and re-airs 2 and 2:30 a.m. every night:


SHE’S BACK! THE ONE AND ONLY ROSEANNE JOINS THE NICK AT NITE PRIME TIME LINE-UP THIS SEPTEMBER

Nick at Nite to Launch Popular Series in Special "All-Night" Five-Day Marathon

Hollywood, CA, July 8, 2003 -- Roseanne, one of the most talked-about and celebrated sitcoms in history joins the Nick at Nite lineup beginning September 21, 2003. Roseanne’s poignant, funny and true-to-life stories of a blue-collar family stars Roseanne Barr, John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf. The show’s superb writing and talented cast earned numerous Emmy, Golden Globe, People's Choice, and American Comedy awards, as well as the coveted Peabody and Humanitas prizes. Roseanne kicks off with a five-day marathon on Sunday, Sept. 21-Thursday, Sept. 25 from 9:00 PM to 6:00 AM (all times ET/PT). Roseanne will begin airing in its regularly-scheduled timeslot in double plays from 11:00 PM-12 AM and 2:00-3:00 AM every night beginning Friday, Sept.26.

“Roseanne’s huge popularity has translated into phenomenal performances in syndication, proving it is a classic, now and forever,” said Larry W. Jones, Executive Vice President and General Manger, TV Land and Nick at Nite. “We are thrilled to have this award-winning series join Nick at Nite’s primetime line-up.”

The popular series focuses on the life of Roseanne Conner, a blue-collar working mother with a big mouth, big sense of humor and an even bigger personality. Roseanne not only tends to her home, takes care of her three kids -- Becky, Darlene and D.J. -- (Lecy Goranson and later Sarah Chalke; Sarah Gilbert and Michael Fishman) she also takes care of husband Dan (John Goodman) who was also her high school sweetheart. She does all of this – in addition to working eight-hour days to ensure all the bills are paid.

Descending from a long line of blue-collar comedies such as The Honeymooners and All in the Family, Roseanne was unconventional in a variety of ways that fit modern times. In this comedy, the mother was the center of the family; both parents worked; they were not glamorous or physically ideal compared to sitcom stars of the past and the mother never failed to have a sarcastic, sometimes-insulting comment for her children. It was all in good fun though and each comment and joke was accompanied by a laugh. Constantly short of money, the Conners always found laughter in their lives.

Other regulars on the hit show throughout its run were: Jackie Harris (Laurie Metcalf), Roseanne’s younger sister who eventually became a cop; Crystal Anderson (Natalie West), Roseanne’s best friend who later married Dan’s father Ed (Ned Beatty) and became her mother-in-law; Mark (Glen Quinn), Becky’s husband and David (Johnny Galecki) who the Conner family allowed to move into their home after he and daughter Darlene dated. Darlene and David were later married. Other characters who appeared on the sitcom throughout its run were: Booker (George Clooney), the foreman at the factory Jackie and Roseanne worked at and Jackie’s love interest for the first season; Leon Carp (Martin Mull), Roseanne’s boss at the diner she later worked at and finally Bev (Estelle Parsons), Roseanne and Jackie’s meddling mother.

whoa! roseanne is gonna be on alot

TBS usually shows the same versions as local stations (except for minor cuts like the "whore" lines). N@N shows different versions of shows. Maybe Roseanne will be like that on N@N.

"Roseanne Launch Marathon" on Nick@Nite:

Sunday, September, 21 to Thursday, September 25
9:00PM to 6:00AM E/P each night
This Fall, the hit sitcom Roseanne featuring TV's infamous and irreverent 'Domestic Goddess' joins the Nick@Nite lineup. The show will launch on the network with a 5 day all night marathon of the series' most memorable episodes.

Sunday, September 21
9:00pm #9-Dan’s Birthday Bash
When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne’s birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party. Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar. Dan backs down as the bar looks on. Also, Becky breathlessly awaits a dinner invitation from her new heartthrob, Chip.
9:30pm #17-Becky’s Choice
Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party. Unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky’s plans for the evening include another man. To make matters worse, Chip’s parents are yuppies to the max, so when they show up, the battle of the classes erupts. Becky uses this as an opportunity to sneak in some loving with her other boyfriend out behind the house. Roseanne spots what’s going on and cuts it off abruptly. This doesn’t sit well with Becky at all, and she and Roseanne almost come to blows.
10:00pm #20 Toto, We’re not in Kansas Anymore
As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't returned from her trip to the market.
10:30pm #21-Death and Stuff
Amid the hubbub of the family’s weekend activities, including Dan trying to repair the refrigerator, a door-to-door salesman drops by - and then drops dead in the Conner kitchen.
11:00pm #24-Inherit the Wind
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
11:30pm #28-House of Grown-ups
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.
12:00am #29-Five of a Kind
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kiss is Roseanne.
12:30am #34-Lobocop
Roseanne and Dan realize they are drifting apart after she takes a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge. They’re both confused about the situation, and each of them turns to their best friend for advice. Dan gets an earful from his friend, Andy, and Roseanne leans on her little sister, Jackie. After some careful thought and some tears, Dan decides that he and the kids need Roseanne, so he dresses up in a leather jacket and slicked back hair and heads to the Lobo Lounge to try to win back his wife.
1:00am #36-Chicken Hearts
Roseanne finds it difficult to treat her new boss at Chicken Divine with any respect - he’s a spiteful, unpleasant 17- year-old. But trying to improve relations and hopefully get off the weekend shift, Roseanne invites him over for dinner with the family. She then tries to win him over by having Dan complete an auto class project for him. Dan sees this as a golden opportunity to influence Roseanne’s boss. Instead of helping, the whole thing backfires, and Roseanne losses her job, but not without giving her boss a final send off.
1:30am #37-One for the Road
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play--with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
2:00am #38-An Officer and a Gentleman
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
2:30am #39-Born to be Wild
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
3:00am #40-Hair
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
3:30am #44-Fender Bender
Roseanne gets into a car crash with Mrs. Wellman, her former employer. After a visit to the hospital, Roseanne comes home to spend a few agonizing days recuperating. Seeing this as an excellent opportunity to get some cash out of Mrs. Wellman, Dan calls on a favor from a lawyer friend of his. This lawyer turns out to be a complete loser, and pretty much tells Dan and Roseanne they don’t stand a chance in court, especially with him as their attorney. Angered by Mrs. Wellman’s lack of concern, Jackie confronts her at the beauty shop and throws a little scare into her. Later, Mrs. Wellman shows up at Roseanne’s door with a check. Roseanne takes this as an insult and threatens to sue Mrs. Wellman. After careful reconsideration and several drops of sweat, Roseanne decides to accept the check and let "bygones be bygones."
4:00am #49-Friends and Relatives
Dan’s sizable loan to his best friend, Arnie, doesn’t sit well with Rosey when she finds out he used the money to buy a breast job for his fiancée. Shortly after that, Dan loses out on a big job, which puts the whole family in debt. Dan, afraid to ask Arnie for the money back, is forced to ask Jackie for a loan. Jackie gives it to him, but not without making him grovel for it.
4:30am #54-Trick or Treat
It’s Halloween, and Roseanne is going to a costume party at the Lobo Lounge. When she shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack, she is totally convincing, and decides to keep up the charade.
5:00am #55-PMS, I Love You
Dan wants out when the PMS monster visits Roseanne, who's trying to plan a surprise party for her husband.
5:30am #56-Bird is the Word
Becky suddenly becomes one of the coolest kids at school and at home, when she’s caught making a rude hand gesture in her class picture. But opinions change quickly when Roseanne gets summoned to the principal’s office - for detention!


Monday, September 22
9:00pm #57-Dream Lover
Dan talks in his sleep, and Roseanne gets suspicious when his sweet dreams turn into nocturnal affairs. Dan, knowing that Roseanne is onto his dream lover, confesses who she is and says it’s just a "dream." Roseanne, fearing the worst, goes out in search of the dream girl and finds her. Soon after that Dan finds himself in the dog house and occupying the couch. He drifts from dream to dream, each one more risqué than the other. Finally, Dan and Roseanne have a heart to heart and share each other’s fantasies.
9:30pm #59-Confessions
During a visit from her mom, Roseanne realizes that her mother considers her to be mearly ordinary.
10:00pm #60-The Courtship of Eddie, Dan’s Father (1)
Dan's dad visits; Roseanne plays matchmaker for a customer and Crystal. Part one of two.
10:30pm #61-The Wedding (2)
Roseanne dives into wedding preparations, while Dan continues to give his father the silent treatment. Part two of two.
11:00pm #64-Valentine’s Day
It’s Valentine’s Day and Cupid’s arrows go astray at the Conner house. Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting what day it is, and Darlene’s heart is broken when a boy she likes asks Becky to the school dance.
11:30pm #67 Her Boyfriend’s Back
Mark and Becky take Dan's prized motorcycle out for a spin; Becky becomes a discipline problem at home.
12:00am #69 Second Time Around
The Conners anticipate a baby boom as Roseanne helps Crystal get ready for her childbirth classes. Also Dan has a near-miss accident at work that causes a worried D.J. to follow Dan wherever he goes.
12:30am #71 Scenes From A Barbecue
Dan revises his will after his life flashes before him during an accident at a portable construction-site toilet; Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes.
1:00am #73-A Bitter Pill to Swallow
Roseanne is confronted by a daunting proposition: Becky wants to start using birth control pills. A stunned Roseanne pulls herself together - and agrees to take Becky to the doctor. Secretly, Roseanne hopes her calm attitude will convince Becky to change her mind. Meanwhile, Dan keeps a close watch on Becky’s boyfriend, Mark, by giving him a job fixing motorcycles.
1:30am #75-Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
Depressed over seeing her old boyfriend, Gary, with his new fiancée, Jackie is driven into the arms of another man.
2:00am #76-Darlene Fades to Black
The usually spunky Darlene, who may have a case of the high school freshman blues, rebels against parental expectations. All she wants is to be left alone in her room. Meanwhile, Becky wants a motorcycle, but she tells Dan and Roseanne she’ll settle for a car.
2:30am #82-Thanksgiving 1991
Once again, Roseanne hosts the ultimate day in anxiety for the extended family - Thanksgiving. Her mother says her father is sick, and won’t be coming for dinner, but Jackie and Roseanne don’t believe her. They beg her to tell them the truth, and when she does, they get the shock of their lives.
3:00am #79-Vegas (1)
Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two.
3:30am #80-Vegas, Vegas (2)
Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two.
4:00am #83-Kansas City, Here We Come
Roseanne and Jackie pay a visit to their dad's "other woman" in Kansas City. Dan finds new respect for Mark after he physically confront's Becky's new boss.
4:30am #88-Less is More
A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo surgery for her back problems. Dr Doogie Howser (Neil Patrick Harris) has a cameo.
5:00am #91-The Commercial Show
Roseanne tries to convince Leon, her boss at Rodbell’s Coffee Shop, that she and her family are perfect to star in a new TV commercial for the coffee shop. Meanwhile, D.J. is upset when he discovers his friend from next door is moving back to Chicago.
5:30am #97-Aliens
Roseanne struggles to keep the household intact while looking for a new job. Meanwhile, business is slow at Dan’s motorcycle shop and Becky blows up when the family’s economic woes put her college plans on hold. D.J., however, manages to pull everyone together with an unexpected scholastic performance.


Tuesday, September 23
9:00pm #98 Terms of Estrangement, Part 1
Roseanne and Dan try to keep laughing so they won’t start crying as their motorcycle shop goes out of business. Meanwhile, Becky’s boyfriend Mark is offered a fabulous job in another state, so they decide to elope.
9:30pm #99 Terms of Estrangement, Part 2
Roseanne tries to lift Dan’s spirits when he feels like a failure over the loss of his motorcycle shop. Also, Becky and Mark return from their elopement to face a bitter Dan and Roseanne.
10:00pm #100 -The Dark Ages
In the dark after their power is turned off for nonpayment, Roseanne and Dan must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.
10:30pm #101 -Mommy Nearest
Roseanne and Jackie’s mother comes to town with shocking news. She’s moving to Lanford! To ease the blow, she’s giving her children thousands of dollars. Also, Jackie begins dating a much younger man.
11:00pm #102 -Pretty in Black
It’s Darlene’s sweet sixteen and Roseanne plans a nightmarish surprise party. In a futile attempt at revenge, Darlene dyes her hair jet black. Meanwhile, Roseanne entertains the notion of investing in Jackie’s business idea.
11:30pm #103 -Looking For Loans In All The Wrong Places
Roseanne and Jackie have trouble securing a bank loan for the business, and their worst nightmare becomes a reality -they must turn to their mother for help. Mom agrees under one condition; she wants to be a partner!
12:00am #104 -Halloween IV
Roseanne refuses to take part in the Halloween festivities. In a hilarious take-off of A Christmas Carol, Lanford’s "Goddess of Gore" (Roseanne) is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future, who reflect on her old Halloween antics in an attempt to change her mind.
12:30am #105 -Ladies’ Choice
Roseanne begins to feel her age when her mom moves into a retirement home. Meanwhile, Nancy drops a bombshell on Roseanne and Jackie by confessing to her relationship with another woman. Special guest star Morgan Fairchild.
1:00am #107 -Good Girls, Bad Girls
Darlene attends a rock concert with Molly, but is left to find her own way home when Molly meets a boy. Dan and Roseanne are worried sick when Darlene returns home hours late with an excuse they don’t believe.
1:30am #106-Stand On Your Man
Arnie returns to Lanford in a vain attempt to win back Nancy. Roseanne feels she must tell him Nancy is gay. When a stranger threatens Roseanne at The Lunch Box, Jackie insists that she, Roseanne and Nancy enroll in a self-defense class.
2:00am #109 -No Place Like Home For The Holidays
A Christmas Eve snowstorm traps Roseanne and Jackie and the Lunch Box with Bev and Nana Mary. Meanwhile, Darlene is stuck at David's house and gets an insight into his homelife.
2:30am #112 -Lanford Daze
The Lanford Days Celebration will surely be a day to remember. D.J. is preparing for a school play, Dan tries his hand at selling hot tubs, and Darlene is demonstrating her animal rights stance by lashing out against Roseanne’s business. Country singer Loretta Lynn guest stars.
3:00am #110 -Crime and Punishment, Part 1
is summoned to D.J.’s principal’s office when D.J. is caught with obscene reading materials - which he got from Darlene! Meanwhile, Roseanne learns a shocking secret when she presses Jackie about spending all her time with Fisher.
3:30am #111-War and Peace, Part 2
Conclusion. Dan returns home to rampant rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne helps a dazed Jackie move.
4:00am #113 -Wail ‘Til Your Father Gets Home
Emotions run the gamut from grief to relief when Roseanne’s father dies. As the family members cope in their own way, it’s up to Roseanne to make arrangements, comfort Jackie, confront her father’s mistress and come to grips with her troubled childhood.
4:30am #114 -First Cousin, Twice Removed
Roseanne’s rich and snooty cousin, Ronnie, makes an unannounced visit to Lanford. She reignites a long-simmering feud with Roseanne when she advises Darlene to leave home to pursue her dreams. Joan Collins guest stars.
5:00am #116-It’s a Boy
Darlene wants her boyfriend, David, to move in with the Conners. Roseanne is against the idea until she sees what David’s home life is like. Now she has to convince Dan to let him stay.
5:30am #117 -It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights to pay for his present for her.


Wednesday, September 24
9:00pm #118-Playing With Matches
Roseanne’s mom makes a new friend, Jake, at the retirement home. Now, Roseanne’s playing Cupid and Jackie’s planning their wedding. With special guest Red Buttons.
9:30pm #121 -Tooth OR Consequences
Darlene must choose between David and her future when she gets accepted to a college for the arts in Chicago. Meanwhile, Dan accidentally knocks Roseanne’s tooth out the day she has to meet with the health inspector - who turns out to be her old boss, Leon! Guest star Martin Mull.
10:00pm #122 -Daughters and Other Strangers
Dan and Roseanne decide to let Darlene go to art school in Chicago, but will Darlene leave David to pursue her future? Meanwhile, at a birthday party, "Seven Minutes In Heaven" turns D.J. into a new man.
10:30pm #123-Two Down, One to Go
Roseanne is suffering from empty-nest syndrome as Darlene settles into her college dorm, where they have a revealing mother-daughter chat, and Roseanne returns home with a plan.
11:00pm #124-The Mommy’s Curse
Brutally honest Roseanne suffers the consequences after telling Bev that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box. Meanwhile, Jackie jumps back into the dating arena.
11:30pm #125-Party Politics
Roseanne suspects that D.J. is "up to something" and grills Darlene for information. To her horror, she sees that the two are teaming up against her! Meanwhile, Fred manages to finagle an invitation to Jackie’s housewarming party in hopes of convincing her to come back to him.
12:00am #126-A Stash From The Past
The discovery of a mysterious cache of marijuana in the Conner household sparks a smoky chain of events -- leading Roseanne and Dan to the humorous realization that their days of "rebellious youth" are over.
12:30am #127-Be My Baby
Roseanne wants another baby. But to everyone’s surprise, Jackie breaks the news about being in the "family way" -sending Roseanne into a swirl of activity preparing for Jackie’s maternity.
1:00am #129-Homeward Bound
When Darlene surprises everyone with an unannounced visit home from college, David moves out of the Conner household to supposedly make a life with his estranged mother. He actually ends up secretly moving in with Darlene at school. Meanwhile, D.J. enters the experiences of puberty.
1:30am #133-The Drivers Seat
It’s a balancing act for Roseanne when D.J. is caught stealing the family automobile and, at the same time, Leon tries to take control of the diner. Roseanne has her hands full as she is torn between her responsibilities to D.J. while also fighting for the business.
2:00am #134-White Trash Christmas I
Christmastime brings Darlene a surprise visit from Bev and DJ, Becky a demeaning waitress job requiring a sexy outfit, and the Conners a community edict regulating outdoor decorations, which prompts Roseanne to plot something really tacky.
2:30am #135-White Trash Christmas II (Suck Up or Shut Up)
Christmastime brings Darlene a surprise visit from Bev and DJ, Becky a demeaning waitress job requiring a sexy outfit, and the Conners a community edict regulating outdoor decorations, which prompts Roseanne to plot something really tacky.
3:00am #136-Busted
On the homefront, Becky and Mark are feuding and Dan does his best to help them to reconcile their relationship. Meanwhile, when Roseanne learns that David and Darlene are living together at college in Chicago, she hits the highway in a fury.
3:30am #137-David vs. Goliath
David confesses the truth about Darlene to Dan and gets kicked out of the house. Then he misinterprets Jackie's motives when he moves in with her.
4:00am #138-Everyone Comes to Jackie’s
Darlene has been lying about her relationship with David and returns home from college to come clean and "face the music" with Roseanne and Dan. On the other end, Roseanne petitions Dan to allow David to move back into the house with them.
4:30am #139-Don’t Make Room For Daddy
Roseanne finds herself in the midst of a huge family squabble when Fred decides to take Dan’s advice and sue pregnant Jackie for custody of the unborn child.
5:00am #140-Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's girlfriend plants a kiss on her. Meanwhile, back home, Becky's old flame gives Mark reason to distrust Becky.
5:30am #141-Labor Day
The usual symptoms - panic, pain and incredible joy - announce the imminent arrival of Jackie’s child. Even though Fred is the father, Roseanne struggles to limit his participation in the process.

Thursday, September 25
9:00pm #144- I Pray The Lord My Stove To Keep
When Roseanne accepts delivery of too many new stoves for her diner, young D.J., who has found religion, begins spouting words of conscience and surprises Roseanne with some serious ethical questions.
9:30pm #145-Body By Jake
When Bev breaks her pelvis in the retirement home, Roseanne and Dan are shocked to find out how it happened. As a result, Bev is forced to move in with them rather than die of embarrassment in the retirement community.
10:00pm #146-Isn’t Romantic
Romance is in the air and Cupid is shooting arrows at the Conner household. While Fred seeks advice from Roseanne on how to propose marriage to Jackie, Dan and Roseanne are rekindling their romance with inspiration from the soap opera, "One Life to Live."
10:30pm #150-Snoop Davy Dave
After a jilted David tattles to Roseanne about Darlene's drug use, Roseanne just says no to Darlene's returning to school.
11:00pm #152-Sleeper
Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about? There is a flurry of activity to figure out the "who" and the "why."
11:30pm #160-Rear Window
Gazing out the rear window, Dan is mesmerized by a spectacle. A geriatric couple with a penchant for nudity has moved in next door. And Dan’s not the only Conner getting "an eye full." After learning that D.J. also has a room with a view, Roseanne invites their new neighbors over for a friendly heart-to-heart talk. In the meantime, a jealous argument erupts between Becky and Darlene…has Becky become too friendly with David?
12:00am #161-My Name is Bev
Bev’s thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it’s up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out. However, an apparent lack of judgment isn’t Bev’s only problem. In a shocking announcement, she admits that she’s an alcoholic. Is this the truth or just one of Bev’s clever manipulations?
12:30am #163-Sisters
Fred’s unhappy that D.J.’s spending all his spare time at Aunt Jackie’s house. Asked to handle the situation, Jackie’s torn between loyalties; hurting Roseanne’s feelings or abiding by her new husband’s wishes. Meanwhile, Darlene and Becky, reconciling their differences, find common ground - their mutual anger toward Roseanne.
1:00am #174-Shower People You Love With Stuff
Roseanne makes Becky and Darlene throw her a baby shower so she can return all the gifts to buy a crib.
1:30am #193-Another Mouth To Shut Up
Now that David has a job in Chicago, he and Darlene discuss living together. Then Darlene suggests maybe they should get married…since she’s pregnant! In shock, David is terrified of telling Dan and Roseanne. Although Dan is very upset, Roseanne takes the news surprisingly well. In fact, she’s got it all figured out. Darlene is going to have a baby roughly the same age as her youngest brother, and she’s marrying a boy Roseanne and Dan consider to be their "son." That makes the Conners the "white-trashiest" family in all the world!
2:00am 196-The Wedding
Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.
2:30am #197-Heart and Soul
Dan is recovering from his heart attack in the hospital and finds out that DJ saved his life. Roseanne recreates Darlene and David's wedding reception in the hospital for Dan.
3:00am Episode #198-Fights and Stuff
In the Season finale, it’s "The Program" for Dan - diet and exercise! Roseanne helps by throwing out all the food that’s not good for them - which is practically everything in the refrigerator! And her plan of cooking light and encouraging Dan to go on long walks seems to be working, until she discovers a candy wrapper in his pocket. But confronting Dan with the truth only turns into a shouting match, ending with Roseanne leaving for Jackie’s house.
3:30am #199-Call Waiting
Despite Dan's pleas, Roseanne is not yet prepared to forgive him and end their separation.
4:00am #200-Millions From Heaven
Jackie rushes over to the Conners’ to let them know that they’ve just won the lottery prize of $108 million. Everyone is stunned, but they soon begin fantasizing about how they’ll spend the money. When they arrive at the lottery office with the ticket, their win is confirmed, but they learn that they’ll have to wait several weeks to receive the first check. The Conners are interviewed by Kathleen Sullivan and are besieged by the press. Friends call with crackpot business schemes and others contact them claiming to be long lost relatives. But Dan tells Roseanne that no matter what, they’ll still be the same two people they always were.
4:30am #205-Satan, Darling
In this Halloween episode directed by Roseanne, Jackie and Roseanne attend a glittering New York party, where they mingle with Manhattan's upper crust as well as two flashy British women (Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley of "Absolutely Fabulous"). As the evening progresses, however, Roseanne finds herself drawn into a creepy 90's version of "Rosemary's Baby."
5:00a & 5:30a #221/ #222- Into That Good Night, Parts 1 and 2
Roseanne and Dan are delighted that Darlene, David and their new daughter, Harris Conner Healy, will be staying with them. D.J. has grudgingly given up his room for them and is moving to the basement. He says he’ll have more room to work on his film projects, but reminds Roseanne he was supposed to get her writing room. The family talks about their life after winning the lottery, glad that part of their lives is over. They order out for pizza and Roseanne suggests saying grace to thank God that Harris beat the odds and that they’re all together. Everyone comes by to welcome Harris home: Bev, Leon, Scott and Nancy. They’re all pleased when Leon and Scott announce that they’ve adopted a three-year-old Romanian girl, and it’s revealed that Becky has just learned she’s pregnant but has yet to tell the family. And as the extended family gathers around the kitchen table for take-out food, Roseanne looks at each one of them and reflects.

I agree that Nick at Nite made a dumb move adding Roseanne to schedule. They are going to edit out ALL the good parts and leave nothing. I love Roseanne but I probably won't be watching it on N@N. I might try to watch it on Oxygen to see if they edit everything out but I really think TBS was the perfect place for this show.

If you think about it, ABC was really brave back in the day to let so many questionable things air.