Wink's Wild World reports recently getting this from the "Spin City" star.

Charlie Sheen: I would call my pops in to help. He can take care of everything just like he has taken care of my illegitamate children, arrests, porn star ex, and helped me kick my many, many habits. With his surname, I also learned I can coast seemingly forever and get cast in role after role despite having absolutely no talent what-so-ever and being a drunken, drug addicted, prematurely aging all around creep. Ain't life grand? What's Anna's number? I will call her for you.

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