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Who was Miss Landers' favorite student?

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Who was Miss Landers' favorite student?

Lumpy Rutherford; he kept failing first grade to be with her and she was touched.

When Wally asks for "a hunk of" something, what he really means is....

"I want the whole enchilada!"

Bengie thought that Larry, had turned Beaver into a ......what?

gopher

Where does the Beaver visit Gus?

Right next to Larry's apple orchard, at Friend's Lake.

What happens when Beaver puts Eddie in a "trance"?

Eddie starts making flatulent sounding noises with his armpits-embarrassing the Cleavers at a Mayfield BBQ.

Who is Puff Puff?

Puff Puff, was the granddaughter of Bootsie, and a distant cousin, of Capt.
Jack, first removed!

Where did Larry run away to?

Larry ran away to Crystal Falls.

Did Violet Rutherford want to get aggressive with beaver?

Boy, did Violet get 'gressive, she gave Beaver 2 shiners! Fred, immediately
posted it on FaceBook!

What movie was playing at the Olympia?

Gone with the Wind was playing at the Olympia and Eddie was awestruck with the whole thing.

What flavor of ice cream did Wally take to the girl's party because of Eddie?

1 gallon of "Sneaky Pete"!

What happened at that soup bowl Billboard?

The Beaver got his first kiss by a girl.

Was Beaver a good dancer?

Dancer? Why, Beaver danced through the streets of Mayfield, all the way
to Broadway, with Eddie as his agent, of course!

What did Ward do for a living?

He managed a pearl factory, so he could up with feeding June's habit.

What does June think the Beaver must do with the Brussels Sprouts on his plate?

Give them to Larry!

What did Mrs. Mondello do before she got married?

She was the lead singer in a punk rock band.

What was the name of Larry's sister?

Miss Mary Mondello

Where is Mr. Mondello, most of the time?

In the can!

What doe Eddie do when he sees that the Beaver got a D- in Arithmetic?

Eddie pays for a private Math tutor to come over every night and assist his good friend Theodore.

How does Beaver react when he learns Miss Landers is getting married?

He reacts happily and buys her a toaster from his allowance.

Who does Judy Hendler like to brown nose?

Judy, brown noses, Aunt Martha, for the endless supply of umbrellas!

What does Fred Rutherford do for a living?

Fred is a pimp on the lower East side

What was the name of the little dog Beaver took to school in his jacket?

Chief, the terror of Lakeview Terrace.

What gifts did Chopper Cooper, bring when he came to visit Beaver, for
the weekend?

A toy guillotine.

What nickname does Miss Landers fiancée call Beaver?

Gopher

Where does George Haskell work?

In Alaska, as captain of an old fishing boat.

What happens to Lumpy's car after Eddie and Wally sabotage it as a joke?

It was stolen and used in a bank heist.

What was the name of the boy from Beaver's camp?

Little camper, Bobby Sherman, from Camp Granada!

What does Beaver want to be when he grows up?

A fish trainer.

What was Wally's best friends name?

Grumpy Rutherford

What is one common evening ritual around the Cleaver dinner table?

Mrs Rayburn, Miss Landers, and Uncle Billy, dancing around the table
singing, "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain"!

What happened when Beaver won a sports car?

Some days, when no one is looking, Ward will take it out for a spin to be wild and free!

What is the first thing June does when she sees Wally and Beaver's new hairstyle?

June quickly goes to the beauty shop to get a "JellyRoll", herself!

Who tries to grow a moustache?
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Gilbert, just in time for the class pictures

When Miss Landers comes over for dinner, what does Ward do that embarrasses the Beaver?

Ward, keeps, exclaiming, that he's "never seen a teacher, with her toes out!"

What does Judy, always do, when the teacher steps out of the classroom?

Make disgusting noises with her armpits.

Who thinks that dating a teacher's daughter will get you a better grade?

Fred Rutherford. He persuades Lumpy to lay on the charm around Julie Foster since it may be the only way he will pass his classes

What is Beaver's favorite tactic to avoid eating Brussels sprouts?

Beaver feeds them to Larry and Harry!

Where did Eddie go, when he left home and moved out?

He enrolled at a medical school in hopes of becoming a brain surgeon.

What happens on the day Beaver is supposed to appear on TV?

June has to visit Aunt Martha and insists The Beaver go with her.

Name something Eddie Haskell and Judy Hensler have in common.

Eddie and Judy became major investors in Larry's Appleby's Franchises!

What happened to Beaver's ring, that his Uncle sent him?

Larry accidentally turned it into a rock.

What does Beaver find inside the giant bowl of soup?

Mrs. Rayburn's spanking machine!

What happened to Ward's cherished autographed baseball?

June throws it in the trash and buys him a new one without all the "scribblings" on it.

What prompts Gilbert to say to Beaver, "This is like being in the Twilight Zone!"

It was the night Uncle Billy, and Andy Hadlock, (the handyman), had a big séance, at Gus the fireman's fire station!

Who left fish bait in their pocket?

Mrs. Rayburn. In case she ever found herself at a fishing hole, she wanted to be prepared.

What happened to the cars that Wally and Eddie accidentally parked in the No-Parking zone?

They were stolen and used for drag racing?

What does Gus do for a living?

Gus and Aunt Martha had a vaudeville act, in South Philly!

Who got caught sneaking into a movie theater?

Wally and that little "Mary Jane" girl.


What two musical instruments did Beaver attempt to play?

Piccolo and didgeridoo.

Why didn't Wally want June to invite his "dream girl" on a picnic with them?

Wally knew his "dream girl", would rather go to "Hank's Place", for
a beer and a cigarette!

Who wants an orchid?

Gus. He thinks some flowers will look pretty around the firehouse.

What nickname does Eddie like to call Wally?

Sir Wallace Clover!

What kind of car does the Lump drive?

A jeep, for all his off-road excursions with Eddie

What does Ward find so irritating about Fred Rutherford?

Ward, found Fred's winning personality and humble disposition irritating!

Who wears a hat and gloves when they go out?

Eddie, because his mother is worried about his sensitive skin.

Who is always out of town when Larry does something bad?

The Cincinnati Good-Boy Fairy!

Who has an extra toe?

Fred Rutherford. One of the primary reasons he thinks he's better than everyone else!

What does June typically wear while doing housework?

Usually, 2-piece swimwear with coordinating pearl accessories!

Who fell into Miller's pond?

Flipper fell into Miller's pond.
Who was June's secret boyfriend?

Rod Cameron.

Who's dancehall dress, does June have to mend?

Chucky's mom.

What brand of vacuum cleaner did the Cleaver's have?

A gift from Eddie, a Kleener 8000.

What does Eddie always say when he greets June?

Bonjour ma madam!

Who sings "Over There"!

Homer Simpson

Who played Wally Beaver?

Tony Mathers and Jerry Dow.

Where did Larry disappear to?

The refrigerator.

What does June like to wear around her neck?

June, wears arrowhead and gem necklaces, that the boys, dug up from the
vacant lot, across the street!

Who was taking a bubblebath, in Ward and June's bathtub?

Paul Lynde

What term of endearment does Lumpy call Mr. Rutherford?

"My good sir"

Where does Beaver usually find Gus?

Gus, can usually be found selling ice cream bars at Friend's Lake.

Who had newspaper routes?

Ward did, as a side job to stay fit.

What veteran actor portrayed Uncle Billy in the show?

John Barrymore.

What large animal did Beaver buy with his friends?

A giraffe! When Beaver brought it home, June's only request was that he keep it off the clean kitchen floors.

Why does Ward always tell stories about when he was a young boy?

Because he knows how much the boys love hearing them.

What punishment does Uncle Billy suggest for the Beaver when he's caught sneaking into the theatre?

He must clean and scrub all the bathrooms at school.

How do the Cleavers feel about Eddie?

The Cleavers feel so fortunate, that Eddie is taking Wally under his wing and
leading him into positive avenues!

What happened to the kite Ward and the Beav built?

It landed in a big steaming bowl of soup.

Who was the first girl that Wally danced with?

Mrs. Rayburn

What does Fred do when he learns Lumpy did not get a college scholarship after all?

Fred got Lumpy a job at "Hank's Place", as a mixologist!

Who is Whiskers?

June - on a bad hair day.

Who spies on the Beaver when Miss Landers comes for a BBQ?

Uncle Billy recruiting for "Orient" perfume salesmen!

What did Penny Woods want to be when she grows up?

A thrill-seeking daredevil.

Why does Beaver remain friends with Gilbert after all the trouble he always gets them into?

Beaver remains friends with Gilbert, because, Gilbert can talk Eskimo, AND
Gilbert's dad knows Burt Lancaster, so he can get in to see the movies ahead of time!

Who's making a sweater for Eddie?

June is, as a display of appreciation for what a positive influence he's had on her.

What did Miss Landers catch Beaver doing in the hallway?

Counting a tank full alligators for the alligator counting contest!

Whose Dad plays the flute?

Gus's dad

Where does thr Beaver often visit Gus?

At the library

Who wrote the theme song?

Barry Manilow.
What was the name of the dance Beaver did in his room to his weekly record club music?

The Mayfield Shuffle!

Who needs a babysitter?

Fred Rutherford. He is known to get wild and crazy when he's got a whole night with nothing to do.

Why does Eddie always compliment the Cleavers when he visits?

In order to improve, Eddie's behavior, George Haskell, has Eddie wearing
a bodycam!

What gift did Aunt Martha give Beaver?

A brand new Ferrari to drive to school in.

Why did Wally pour ice cream down Lumpy's shirt?

Just before a bungee jump, at Friends Lake, a gallon of ice cream is
poured down a boy's shirt, as a rite of passage, when turning 16!

Why did Beaver give June the silent treatment?

Because he was practicing for a part in"The Miracle Worker"

What dreaded food does June insist the Beaver eat?

Fried octopus.

What does everyone call Clarence Rutherford as a nickname?

Big Boob!

Whose Father was a pilot?

Larry's, which is why he's always out of town.

What is Ward's real job?

Ward, was an Armani undercover agent, in the traditional men's suit division.

Who says "birthday parties are kid-stuff"?

Gilbert, who would rather Beaver spend his birthday at the movies and see a real neat science fiction horror film with him.

What speed does Eddie mention is the speed limit for the freeways, which makes June worried since Wally is getting his license?

95mph was discussed and agreed upon, per Uncle Billy and Fats Flanagan!

Who is an "over-stimulated adolescent"?

Lumpy Rutherford

What makes June and Ward worried that Wally may run off and get married?

Because, Mary Ellen Rodgers, and the Mayfield Marching Band, marched
around the Cleaver house, playing "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend"!

How do you play Eddie's game "Ditchin' the Doe-Doe"?

Tell Eddie it's time to play Hide and Seek and that he should hide. Then the rest of the players go have a malted and a movie.

What does Miss Landers think of Judy?

Judy is Miss Lander's illegitimate child and her special pet.

Why ARE the windows at the front of the classroom?

So that when the kids start looking out the window to daydream, Miss Landers can easily jump in the way to jolt them back into reality.

In the season 5 opening credits, who or what opens the door for June when both her hands are holding the tray of lemonade?? :eek:

Miss Landers, she was promoting her soft drink line, Lander's Lavender Lemonade!

Who was going to spend the summer, on a fishing boat, in Alaska?

Ward and June, on account of they needed a change of pace in their hectic lives.

How do the parents react when they see Wally's new car he just bought?

They want to take it out for a drag race.

What does Beaver win when he plays hooky from school?

Beaver won coupons to Uncle Artie's Magic Shop and a turn on
Mrs. Rayburn's spanking machine!


Where does Aunt Martha live?

Way down south in Acapulco to spend more time at the beach.

What do Eddie and Lumpy hide in the bathroom as a way of cheating on their test?

Encyclopedia Britannicas!

What did Wally and Beaver keep in the toilet tank?

The Tidy Bowl Man

Aunt Martha wants the Beav to go to a prestigious ......

Aunt Martha, wants Beaver to go to a prestigious movie theater to see
"Jungle Massacre" and "Planet of the Doomed"!

Why did Beaver want it to rain?

So he could se his Indian friend, Little Chief Running Fawn, do a rain dance.

Who tricks Beaver into accidentally insulting his Latin friend?

little Chief Running Fawn! Lol

Who had to have a girl drive him to the dance?

Beaver, since he was not old enough to drive.

What does Wally think will happen when he grows a mustache?

Wally wants to join the Groucho Marx revue, when they return on tour, to the Mayfield theater!

Why is the Beav, wearing a bunny suit?

Sick of being "the Beaver", he will now be "the Bunny" and embark on an exciting new life of adventure outside of Mayfield.

Why do the Cleavers move to a different house at one point?

Because a skunk family moved on under their old one.

What does Ward do for a living?

Ward's occupation was to hang around the house, fixing small appliances,
and helping June dry the dishes, while wearing suits and sweaters!

What did the boys leave in the driveway, that kept Ward from getting his car
in?

Their life-size model of a rocket ship, which Beaver bought with the advance in his allowance!

Why doesn't Wally want to join the rest of the family on their summer vacation outing?

Wally wanted to drive down to Ft Lauderdale, with Eddie, Lumpy, and their
girls, for fun in the sun!

Who dances like a duck, has their shirttail out, hasn't had a bath in 2 days,
and has sand in their hair?

None other than Ward himself, after coming home from the "office", prompting June to wonder what really goes on at the "office".

What enormous-scaled food or dish does Beaver wind up in?

(Good one!)

Beef Strogenoff

What does Wally mean when he calls the Beaver "a little goof"?

That he looks like Goofy

Did the Cleaver brothers have girlfriends and if so, what where their names?

The Merry Maidens of Mayfield!

Who has horseshoes on their wall?

Miss Landers, in an attempt at good luck to get through the school day without going insane :crazy:

What is Eddie's nickname for Beaver?

El Castor

What is Mrs. Rayburn's first name?

Kiki Rayburn

What is Fred Rutherford's middle name?

Fred Ed Rutherford

How did Clarence get the nickname "Lumpy"?

It was a nickname formed by the names of his two grandfathers:
Lester Ulmer and Myron Percy- Yves

Cornelia Rayburn is the principal of .....

Mrs. Rayburn, was the principal of the Mayfield School of Hypnosis!

What did Ward donate to the Beaver's clothing drive?

Ward donated all his t-shirts and blue jeans since he always wears suits instead.

What course of action does Ward take whenever he learns one of the boys did something wrong?

To apply the BOARD of education, to the SEAT of understanding!

Why did Beaver think he wasn't going to graduate?

His graduation uniform was too big for him.

What does Andy the alcoholic persuade Beaver to do for him?

Andy persuaded, Beaver to go door to door selling water, after a temporary
water shut-off.

Why couldn't the burro, stay at Beaver's house?

The burro didn't want to adapt to the mundane domestic life with the Cleavers.

What does Beaver do to cover up his freckles?

Eddie, advised Beaver to, connect the freckles, like connect the dots!

Why couldn't Judy ride the School Bus?

Her parents insisted she take a private limousine to school.

Why did Beaver make a face while the school picture was being taken?

That face, was a cue to Gus, to start up old No. 5, to begin the Grant Avenue
"Bring Billy Back" Parade!

What happened when Ward, only had 2 tickets, to a baseball game?

The neighbour's dog ate them

Who sang the theme song?

The theme song was sung by Mrs. Gwendolyn Rutherford, who, according to
Fred, had a music degree from Radcliffe!

Who did Beaver punch in the stomach?

Beaver accidentally punches Violet Rutherford while practicing his defensive moves, and Violet subsequently flattens him in retaliation.

What does June usually say to Ward when he comes home?

How were things at thr farm today? Butt heads with any goats?

Diamonds may be a girl's best friends, but. June's"best friend" are a string of ....

A string of brussel sprouts, which on occasion, she, makes Beaver eat one!

What does the Beav do when he learns he's the only boy at the party?

Borrow a beehive wig and a smart ladylike 50s shift dress. He also calls June and asks for a pair of smart pearls to go with the ensemble.

While Eddie almost always behaves like a wise guy jerk with his peers, when he meets their parents he behaves ....

. . . like a wise guy jerk!

What was in the box, that Wally and Beaver, received, in the mail, from
the Mason Acme Co.?

A tarantula, and unfortunately it was June who first opened the box!

Why do we see so little of Uncle Billy visiting in Mayfield?

There was, that little rumor, going around,about a collection being taken up,
at Metzger's Field, to tar and feather, Uncle Billy! That might of had some-
thing to do with his sporadic visiting!

Who did Aunt Martha buy short pants for?

Wally (She thought he was still 6 years old)

Did Wally have a band and if so, what were they called and what music did they play?

"Pearl's" Jam

What does Beaver do with the girl's seater he mistakenly bought?

He proudly wore it to school every day since he thought it was more comfortable.

Who was Beaver's favorite teacher at school?

Miss Lander's, sister, Miss Lonnie Landers, who taught Underwater Basket-
weaving!

What happened when Beaver couldn't find Lumpy's watch?

He told him Eddie took it.


When Miss Landers came to dinner, why did Beaver keep looking at her feet?

Beaver had never seen a teacher, with high-heeled combat boots on!

What happened when Beaver's girlfriend, started having a crush on Wally?

Beaver started dabbling in psychedelic drugs and watering other people lawns.

Who built the go-cart that Beaver got the ticket in?

Larry and his mom.

What do the boys usually say before they leave the dinner table?

Eat my shorts to each other

What was Beaver's full name?

Beaver Opossum Cleaver.

Who is the "friend" in Friend's Lake?

Gus' son , "Friendly Sam", of Friendly Sam's Mayfield Motors!

Why was Wally trying to get out of going, on the annual family vacation?

He was planning to elope with Mary Ellen Rogers that weekend.

What is Beaver's reaction to accidentally backing the car into the street?

Beaver took off, with the pedal to the metal, across town, to Metzger's Field!

What happened when Wally forgot his wallet, at a restaurant, with Julie Foster?

After having had a few too many "malts" at the restaurant, Wally figured the only solution was for he and Julie to hitch a ride to Hollywood and work as an actor/actress pair in films to regain his cash.

When Beaver tells the kids at school the story of how he returned a lost canoe from a lake, how does the story develop after typical word-of-mouth exaggerations?

Well . . the story went from returned lost canoe, to Beaver spending the
summer at sea on the bounding main, all while wearing, I think they said,
. . . a bunny suit!

How did Wally and Beaver handle a bully?

They explain the situation to Puff Puff the cat and allow her to let the claws do the talking the next time the bully turns up.

What is the end result of June sending in an unflattering baby picture of Beaver to Ms. Landers for a school activity?

June wound up winning a free weekend pass to Friends Lake, in addition
to a 3 day all-inclusive vacation to Crystal Falls, car-fare included!

Ward was supposed to be in two places at once, where were the two places?

In Mrs. Rayburn's office to explain Beaver's bad behavior and in Acapulco on vacation with June.

Where do Larry and the Beav go when they're supposed to be at their dance lessons?

Beaver and Larry, went up to Crystal Falls, to a farm, to visit Pepe the
burro, Stanley the monkey, Puff Puff, Sargt. Burke, Peter Gunn, Herbie,
Bootsie, Poncho, and Uncle Billy!

Who was to go on a double date with Wally?

Miss Landers and her fiancée.

What did Larry do with the money he was supposed to pay back to Beaver?

He gave it away to charity

What were the name of the Cleaver parents?

"Mr. Suit" and "Mrs. Mother of Pearl"

Why did Beaver get a typewriter?

He used it for his handwriting homework to get a good grade.

What does Ward typically wear around the house?

A sweater knitted by Wally.

What did the boys name their Airedale?

Pearlie Mae Cleaver

Who eggs Beaver on to write to Dear Ella?

Aunt Martha's egg man, Herman Yolk!

Where did Eddie move to, when he left home?

Brown Nose Falls, Minnesota

Eddie and Wally get a job at the .........Dairy.

Brown Nose Falls, Minnesota

Eddie and Wally get a job at the .........Dairy.

Hey, you didn't leave a question

The question is "why did I not leave a question"?

Because Beaver asks enough questions.

Who made Wally embarrassed of his nose?

Aunt Martha, she was very critical, of the ring in Wally's nose!

What was the name of the ice cream sundae, they named, after Beaver?

Fudgie The Whale

Who thought Mrs. Cleaver looked like a movie star?

June, caught, the eye of Mr. Haney, from Hooterville Pictures, and was trying
to get her to sign a contract, for his upcoming movie!

Who was doing the "Twist" at the record shop?

Hey, you didn't leave a question


Actually I left a"fill in the blank" which I figured the next person would "fill in" with a wrong answer. Sorry if that wasn't clear. Next time I'll make sure it's a question, to avoid confusion.

June, caught, the eye of Mr. Haney, from Hooterville Pictures, and was trying
to get her to sign a contract, for his upcoming movie!

Who was doing the "Twist" at the record shop?

Mrs. Rayburn

Where do Wally and Eddie get a job loading ice cream?

Wally and Eddie, got ice cream jobs from Ben and Jerry's Scoop Shop!

What did Beaver write to the advice columnist, "Ask Ella", about?

Eddie's dandruff problem

What's the name of the Beaver's elementary school?

Mayfield Miller's Pond School

Why was Beaver selling water?

He intended to sell lemonade, but he accidentally forgot to add the lemonade mix into the pitcher.

What does Beaver do when his parents buy him a diary?

Beaver's diary, got into the hands of Eddie Haskel and became a Mayfield
bestseller!

Who did Ward find a job for?

June

What job was it she got?

As the campaign manager, for Gus, for Mayfield Fire Commissioner!

What did the hobo, do, when Beaver let him in the house?

The hobo made bathtub gin and gave some to Wally and Lumpy.

When Beaver refuses to eat Brussels sprouts, what does June do?

Give them to the neighbours dog

What was the dog's name?

Puff-Puff

Who went to an all night party?

Mrs. Rayburn and her date, Gus the Fireman

After the Cleavers move, what does Beaver realize they left in the front yard of their old house?

All the coins that Larry said "fell out of an airplane"!

Where does Aunt Martha want to send Beaver?

She wants to send him on a trip to Brazil.

Why was Beaver wheeling a doll carriage?

Beaver lost a bet to Eddie, and had to wheel the carriage around for a week!

Who does the Beav have a crush on?

Mrs. Rayburn

What are Wally's 3 favorite sports?

playing center on the roller derby, advanced shuffleboard and croquet

Who is Puff Puff?

Puff Puff , June's nickname for her Avon lady, who was Mrs. Mondello!!

Where does Aunt Martha live?

Pixley Heights

What is Cornelia Rayburn's occupation?

zoo keeper

What does Gus do for a living?

He was a mechanic

Did Wally ever sing on the show?

Yes, Wally sang at a big bash, in Cincinnati, at Mr Mundello's Retirement
Party!

Who was sitting in a tree?

Mary Ellen Rogers and Lumpy k-i-s-s-i-n-g

Where was June's birthplace?

(Bump)

Pearl Hallow, Indiana

Why does Lumpy date his English teacher’s daughter? (Remember this is the WRONG answer game!)

Lumpy dates his English teacher’s daughter to compete with Violet, who dates her English teacher's son.

Why does Lumpy call his father "Daddy?"

He abbreviated it from "Big Daddy", because Fred smacked him in the chops.

Why did Ward call June the Belle of East Saint Louis?

Because, as a young girl in St. Louis, she liked to climb up into church belfries.

Who likes to call the Beav “ya little goof”?

Violet calls the Beav “ya little goof” because she has a secret crush on him.

How is Wally going to get to the big dance?

How is Wally going to get to the big dance?

He’s going to ask Mr. Fletcher if he can borrow his old Rolls Royce with a derrick in the back.

How did Wally really smash the headlight to Ward’s car?

Wally really smashed the headlight to Ward’s car with a sledgehammer after Eddie's pranks enraged him.

Why is Eddie going to Alaska?

Eddie is going to Alaska because he plans to marry an Eskimo girl and get a job on Deadliest Catch.

Why did Larry drill holes in the Cleaver garage wall?

Larry drilled holes in the Cleaver garage wall for his pet worms to wiggle through.

Why does Beaver run away from home?

Beaver runs away from home because his parents made a marriage pact with the Henslers for Judy’s hand.

What does Aunt Martha buy Beaver when she takes him shopping?

Aunt Martha buys Beaver tie dye shirts so he can look cool at school.

Is there really soup in a steaming billboard bowl when Beaver looks into it?

Yes there actually was - it was “cream of Goof” soup.

Who makes Beaver eat Brussels sprouts while dining out?

Wally was mad at having to taste “cream of Goof” soup, so he forced Beaver to eat all of his Brussels sprouts.

Who are Larry, Whitey and Gilbert spying on when they climb a tree?

Mrs. Rayburn sunbathing of course!

What do Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver really think of Eddie?

Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver think Eddie is a perfect gentleman who is kind to man and beast at all times.

What is on the inside pocket zipper of Richard's new leather jacket?

A pin up photo of Violet Rutherford.

What does Miss Landers think of Judy?

Miss Landers thinks Judy will wind up some day all bloodied in an alley from too much snitching.

What really happened to the accordion at the Cleaver house?

Larry became a famous accordionist after Beaver gave him the accordion he bought.

What does Uncle Billy say he's going to do with a rifle he used to kill grizzly bears in Alaska?

What will Uncle Billy do with that rifle?

Send it to June so she can aim it at Mrs. Hanson, Alma’s mother. If that’s too violent then Uncle Billy won’t do anything because he never shot a grizzly in Alaska.

Why did Beaver come home on a fire engine?

Beaver came home on a fire engine when Gus the Fireman made Beaver an honorary fireman for a day.

What does Gus say when Beaver brings Violet to the firehouse?

Gus says “Hey Beaver isn’t that Rancho Rutherford’s little daughter?”

Why does Beaver tell Mary Tyler to Drop Dead?

Beaver tells Mary Tyler to Drop Dead because she has a crush on Lumpy.

How does it go when Eddie Haskell and Lumpy Rutherford take the trash to the dump in Lumpy's car?

It goes everywhere!

Why does Wally pour ice cream on Eddie?

Wally pours ice cream on Eddie because he likes his sweater to taste like vanilla.

Why does that guy Richard knows really like to buy frogs?

The frogs will be sold to magicians who will pull them out of hats in their acts.

What does Beaver do when he gets paid with a bounced check?

He rolls it up and turns it into a Superball.

Who is always ratting out Beaver’s classmates to Miss Landers?

Richard Rickover, known as "Tricky Ricky" liked to tattle on his classmates.

Where does Larry go when he runs away from home?

He does what he says he goes to Africa and joins the French Foreign Legion.

What did Wally do when he found out Gail was a giant?

He asked to climb her beanstalk.

Why did Eddie want a job on a fishing boat?

He asked to climb her beanstalk. LOL

Why did Eddie want a job on a fishing boat?

Because he loved tuna and wanted to see it all together.

Why did Beaver bring a parrot to school?

Beaver brought a parrot to school because he trained the bird to say "Judy is a dirty birdy" and he wanted Judy to hear it.

What did Fred Rutherford say that a kid yelled at him?

(I really like the the right answer on this one!)

The kid called him four eyes.

Why did Clarence want to join the merchant marines?

Clarence is angry at "Daddy" for not letting him attend a Broadway show in NYC with Wally, so he decides to hurt him by joining the Merchant Marines.

What is Beaver inspired to do by hearing from a visiting foreign news correspondent?

What is Beaver inspired to do by hearing from a visiting foreign news correspondent?

His future work is to become a male stripper in London.

Why does Whitey talk so loud all the time?

Whitey talks so loud all the time because he has been diagnosed with acute low self-esteem issues and needs to be heard.

Larry has joined a secret club called The ______.

Larry has joined a secret club called The Dysfunctional Apple Eaters.

What does Beaver buy for his mother straight from Paris, France?

The Dysfunctional Apple Eaters. :D

Beaver buys a large bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon straight from Paris, France and June gets drunk in the middle of the day.

Where does Wally chain Lumpy's car?

Where does Wally chain Lumpy's car?

To Fred’s neck while he’s on the ground from barrel hoops.

Why did Marlene Holmes ask Ward if he was a lawyer?

Marlene Holmes asks Ward if he was a lawyer because Wally had framed a fake law degree and put it on the wall to impress her.

What is Beaver's prize-winning poem about?

What is Beaver's prize-winning poem about? Roses! And here it is.

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
I like peanut butter
But you drive a truck.

Why did Eddie and Lump bring a record player into the woods?