At Schneider's party Ann has WAY too much to drink, and one thing leads to another, and she ends up in bed with Beer Belly! Waking up the next morning , no clothes on , not remembering a thing, looking over and there is big ol' Beer Belly laying next to her naked!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:


That would really be an Ann "OH MY GOD' moment! "DAMMIT ,Beer Belly! What happened last night"??? :lol: :D

And her having to get that REALLY big fat man up and out of the apartment before Julie and Barbara wake up! :D

OMG,
I wouldn't wish that moment on my worst enemy, let alone M.S. Romano.:D

But a very funny premise, nonetheless!

What if she and Schneider woke up in the same bed?

Or M&M?
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
The combinations are endless!

OMG,
I wouldn't wish that moment on my worst enemy, let alone M.S. Romano.:D

But a very funny premise, nonetheless!

What if she and Schneider woke up in the same bed?

Or M&M?
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
The combinations are endless!


I know!!! My GOD that man was HUGE!!!! :eek: I have seen that ep. so many times before, but today, for what ever reason Beer Belly looked even bigger than I remembered!!:eek: But bless his heart, he was up dancing, shaking his big ol' booty having fun!!! ;) :D

Schneider, Mark or Max, well they were all attractive men, none would be disgusting to wake up next too realizing you had a "drunk one night stand fling" ! Physically ! But Mentally, that would be another issue! ;)

Schneider- He was Ann's friend, almost like a Brother type! Plus Ann would feel maybe Schneider would than look at her as cheap! A notch in his bed post, so to speak! :confused:

Mark- On all levels WRONG!!! WOW!!! Her daughter's husband!!! NO!!!!! :eek:

Max- Hey after Julie left, I'd tell Ann , "Jump on that " !!!!;) If she doesn't, I will !!!!! ;) And really after all Max (well in real life) was closer to Ann's age than he was to Julie's really right? ;)

Belly is married, and we all know Ann wouldn't hook up with a married man. Unless it was a three parter.

and then she would feel REALLY bad about it!

Belly is married, and we all know Ann wouldn't hook up with a married man. Unless it was a three parter.


Was THIS Beer Belly married though? He was dancing with several women at the party! :D The slimmed down ( different actor, later season) version of Beer Belly was married , and his wife had the hots for Schneider! :lol:

Where was Beer Belly when Ann was a having her 36th Birthday mid life crisis? Why wasn't he at the party!? He could have been a big comfort to her when she was having her melt down!!

Poor Ann having her meltdown yesterday!

Ann probably would have had an affair with Beer Belly if she caught him just after doing it with another woman...especially if the woman were wearing pajama tops and BB the matching bottoms. This really seemed to turn Ann on.:talk: :rolleyes:

Now that I remember it Nick had a nice toned body in his pajama bottoms scene. I think once Ann saw him like that it also turned her on.:happyface

But to have carnal knowledge with a man just after he serviced another female is all kinds of :eek: :eek: . Ann was perverse in that way, deriving gratification from the thought of another woman having gratification with a man she is non committal with.


I am thinking Mary Richards also slept with Ted Bessel in "Mary's in Love" after seeing him shack up with Vera from Alice in a similar circumstance.

Don't these women have any self respect? Shouldn't there be a little cooling off period before you hit the sheets with someone who just did that with someone else?

I mean David hadn't even changed his sheets from the ice cream lady when Ann presumably crawled into them. I wish he had pulled a card from the race car guy and done this to her. Made HER wait a little bit!

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Now that I remember it Nick had a nice toned body in his pajama bottoms scene. I think once Ann saw him like that it also turned her on.:happyface

But to have carnal knowledge with a man just after he serviced another female is all kinds of :eek: :eek: . Ann was perverse in that way, deriving gratification from the thought of another woman having gratification with a man she is non committal with.


I am thinking Mary Richards also slept with Ted Bessel in "Mary's in Love" after seeing him shack up with Vera from Alice in a similar circumstance.

Don't these women have any self respect? Shouldn't there be a little cooling off period before you hit the sheets with someone who just did that with someone else?

I mean David hadn't even changed his sheets from the ice cream lady when Ann presumably crawled into them. I wish he had pulled a card from the race car guy and done this to her. Made HER wait a little bit!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D

Ewww. I know! I wouldn't want "sloppy seconds"! :p


If Ann really was to be with Beer Belly! Let's just hope she has the sense to be on top or they do Doggy Style!! If he was on top she'd end up flattened like a steam roller ran over her! :lol: :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D

Ewww. I know! I wouldn't want "sloppy seconds"! :p


If Ann really was to be with Beer Belly! Let's just hope she has the sense to be on top or they do Doggy Style!! If he was on top she'd end up flattened like a steam roller ran over her! :lol: :D

That image of those two cavorting like dogs will be stuck in my head all day!:crazy: :lol: :crazy: :lol: :crazy:

That image of those two cavorting like dogs will be stuck in my head all day!:crazy: :lol: :crazy: :lol: :crazy:


I know! I've been thinking about that too! :p :lol: :D :eek: The DS position would really be the only conceivable way you could be intimate with this man, not having to look at him! :lol: :D :p

Now that I remember it Nick had a nice toned body in his pajama bottoms scene. I think once Ann saw him like that it also turned her on.:happyface

But to have carnal knowledge with a man just after he serviced another female is all kinds of :eek: :eek: . Ann was perverse in that way, deriving gratification from the thought of another woman having gratification with a man she is non committal with.


I am thinking Mary Richards also slept with Ted Bessel in "Mary's in Love" after seeing him shack up with Vera from Alice in a similar circumstance.

Don't these women have any self respect? Shouldn't there be a little cooling off period before you hit the sheets with someone who just did that with someone else?

I mean David hadn't even changed his sheets from the ice cream lady when Ann presumably crawled into them. I wish he had pulled a card from the race car guy and done this to her. Made HER wait a little bit!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d1/a8/26/d1a826bb80a85abb7f1770642b0407d6.jpg

I wondered if this had anything to do with gender perspective, so I looked up the writers for these episodes on imdb.

The David ODAAT and MTM eps were both written by pairs of men, while the Nick ep by a pair of women.

Maybe men think this does turn women on, while the ladies just wanted to see Nick shirtless? :lol:

Was THIS Beer Belly married though?

Lots of Beerbelly marriage inconsistencies. In the second New Years Eve episode, him and Schneider were going to take 2 woman to the cabin. When Ann is with the Greek professor, Beerbelly has a room at the lodge and Schneider would give him Ann's apartment if she left. I know he eventually has a Schneider- lusting wife, but I don't know if she's ever mentioned before that.

(By the way, I've written Beerbelly so much this last year, my tablet keyboard now suggests it.)

Lots of Beerbelly marriage inconsistencies. In the second New Years Eve episode, him and Schneider were going to take 2 woman to the cabin. When Ann is with the Greek professor, Beerbelly has a room at the lodge and Schneider would give him Ann's apartment if she left. I know he eventually has a Schneider- lusting wife, but I don't know if she's ever mentioned before that.

(By the way, I've written Beerbelly so much this last year, my tablet keyboard now suggests it.)


Good ol' Beer Belly!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D