(The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Rangers 5-2.)

(Ralph & Ed get home in the Kramden apartment. They see Alice & Trixie.)

Ralph: "Hiya girls! We just watched the Rangers game at Fascinations Bar & Grill."

Ed: "It was a dark, dark day."

Alice: "I heard that the Penguins really beat up the Rangers."

Ralph: "Like, you wouldn't believe. Me & Norton want the Rangers to face the Islanders in the third round. That way, one of our teams will go to the Stanley Cup."

Ed: "Too bad we can't have a crosstown Stanley Cup."

Ralph: "Yeah. Those BUMS at the NHL had to make the divisions the way they are."

Alice: "Well, the Rangers have another chance. They can still win on Saturday."

Ralph: "You know, I could have been a star in the NHL. I was a goalie in high school. Do you know what nickname they gave me?"

Ed: "Big fat goalie?"

Ralph: "Hohoho! You're a RIOT NORTON! Anyway, the coach said I was a hazard for the team."

Ed: "Because you broke through the ice?"

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Alice & Trixie leave.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. How sweet it is!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "I am looking forward to the Islanders meeting the Florida Panthers. They have an opportunity to be right next to Miami Beach which has the greatest audiences in the world. Good night!"

(Crowd cheers.)

(The NY Islanders beat the Florida Panthers 5-4.)

(Ralph & Ed leave the bowling alley.)

Ralph: "What a great game. Just like the Islanders, we played poor at first but rallied back and won."

Ed: "Yeah, much like the Islanders, you scored and scored and scored."

Ralph: "Yes and in a rare occurance for NHL playoff hockey, game 2 of the series is tomorrow night."

Ed: "Too bad that the Panthers are going to go another season of futility."

Ralph: "Those Panthers are not like us."

(The girls run into the boys.)

Trixie: "Hey Ralph & Ed."

Alice: "How was bowling?"

Ralph: "We won by the skin of our teeth much like the Islanders did."

Alice: "You two didn't make any stupid bets, did you?"

Ralph: "When have I did anything stupid Alice?"

(Alice opens her mouth.)

Ralph: "Don't you dare say it."

Alice: "Well Ralph, I should warn you that Garrity is pulling for the Rangers and Islanders..."

Ralph: "Oh, he is. It turns out that he does have a brain."

Alice: "...to lose."

Ralph: "That BUM! He's going to get his."

(Later on after the couples return home, Ralph & Ed go upstairs. Ralph comes home with water all over him. Ed is with him.)

Alice: "Ralph, what happened?"

Ed: "Much like the Panthers tonight, Ralph's plan to get one over Garrity was all wet."

Ralph (pointing his finger to the hall): "You know what this means, don't you?"

Ed: "Yes, I do."

Ralph (pointing his finger to the hall): "You know what this means."

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

(The Florida Panthers beat the NY Islanders 3-1.)

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at the Raccoon Lodge.)

Ed: "What a bad game Ralph-ie boy."

Ralph: "Those Islanders really need to win at home now. The next game is on Sunday in Brooklyn. The place will be rocking."

Ed: "We need to bring the whole Raccoon Lodge to one of these games. Especially if they win the Cup, maybe the Islanders will allow all of us Raccoons in their locker room...provided of course, your weight doesn't break the ice."

Ralph (yells): "OOOOOOOOOOH, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NORTON!"

Ed: "Those Miami area fans were alive."

Ralph: "Yeah. I always said that the Miami Beach audiences are the best."

(Crowd cheers.)

(Freddie Muller pops by.)

Fred: "Hey Ralph, looks like the game for the Islanders went up in smoke."

Ralph: "Yeah, but those Panthers are going to be declawed and beaten just like when I declawed a panther when me, Norton, Trixie and Alice went on a vacation in the African Rain Forest."

Ed: "How did you do that when you ran from the panther?"

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

(The NY Rangers beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 4-2.)

(Ralph just watched the game at home.)

Announcer: "Rangers win 4-2."

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "HEY NORTON! NORTON!...NORTON!"

(Ed comes inside. Ralph doesn't see him.)

Ed (yells): "WHAT?"

Ralph (yells): "THE RANGERS WON. COME ON DOWN."

Ed (yells): "I'M RIGHT HERE."

(Ralph turns around.)

Ralph (startled, yells): "DAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?"

Ed: "Sorry Ralph."

Ralph: "You should have seen that game Norton. The Rangers had the Penguins number boy. The series is now tied."

Ed: "They just increased their chances of meeting the Islanders in the third round."

Ralph: "Just fourteen more victories for us."

Ed: "I think the Capitals will advance. Do you think the Rangers will beat the Caps again?"

Ralph: "Of course. This is the Rangers we are talking about."

Ed: "I'm sick of the Rangers and/or the Islanders meeting the Capitals."

Ralph: "Me too. But, that Garrity is a Caps fan. He is going to rub it in my face in the extremely unlikely event the Caps win the Cup. Boy, would I like to see the look on his face again when a NY area team wins the Cup. We haven't had one since '03."

Ed: "Our area is lucky to have THREE NHL teams."

(They both sing a song about the three NHL teams in the NY area: Devils, Rangers and Islanders. The song gives honorable mention to the Florida Panthers.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Ladies and gentlemen, how sweet it is."

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Of course, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

(The NY Islanders beat the Florida Panthers 4-3.)

(Ralph & Ed come into the Kramden apartment.)

Ed: "What a game Ralph-ie boy!"

Ralph: "Yeah, those overtime wins are soooo much sweeter. As a certain comedian would say: 'Mmmmmm BOY! That is good.'"

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "Those Islanders ralling from behind and beating those Panthers in our town was great."

Ralph: "Now the Islanders have a two-game-to-one lead. We are close to having the Rangers and Islanders meet in the third round."

Ed: "Those Panthers got declawed."

Ralph: "Now, we know the series may shift towards Florida for a game 6. The Islanders may have to win one time in the Miami area. They probably love Miami Beach because it has got the greatest weather in the world."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "Speaking of Panthers, I think Garrity may have heard the news that you ran away from a Panther while camping."

Ralph: "If he did, who may have told him."

Ed: "Not me."

Ralph: "Maybe he didn't hear it."

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, IS IT TRUE THAT YOU RAN AWAY FROM A PANTHER LIKE A COWARD? IT'S ON ED NORTON'S FACEBOOK PAGE...HAHAHAHA!"

(Ralph angrily looks at Norton. Ed sees Ralph.)

Ed (yells): "TIME FOR ME TO RUN."

(Ralph runs after him.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Rangers 3-1.)

(Ralph walks into the bus depot locker room with Ed. Joe Fenstablau & Freddie Muller are there.)

Joe: "Hey Ralph & Norton, did you watch that abortion of a Ranger game last night?"

(Ed blows his nose.)

Ed: "It was a dark, dark night."

Ralph: "Yes, it was. I was screaming."

Freddie: "You were THAT upset that the Rangers lost?"

Ed: "No, he was screaming when he kicked the wall in frustration. He found out that the wall was harder than he thought and he realized how much it will cost to repair it."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Me and Alice had to deal with cold weather this morning while I ate my breakfast."

Ed: "He was bearing the cold as he spent the whole two hours eating his pancakes."

Ralph (yells): "OOOOOH, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NORTON."

Ed: "Well, the Rangers still got at least two more chances to improve their chances of getting to the second round."

Joe: "I heard that you two want the Rangers and the Islanders to meet in the third round."

Ralph: "That is true."

Freddie: "I heard that Mr. Monohan is thinking about dispatching busses from here to MSG and the Barclay's Center. You should be one of the driver's Ralph."

Ralph: "Yeah. I would be in heaven right there amongst all the Rangers and the Islanders fans."

Ed: "You are lucky that you aren't in heaven now with all that food that you eat."

Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(Ralph wants to fight Ed. Joe & Fred try to prevent the fight from happening.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Good night everyone."

(Crowd cheers.)

(The Florida Panthers beat the NY Islanders 2-1.)

(Ralph is sitting at the kitchen table. He is stewing.)

Ralph: "Alice, another NY team lost tonight. The Rangers and Islanders are so inconsistent. They got to stop this method of winning one day and losing the other."

Alice: "I know how you feel Ralph. I know that you and Ed are rooting for a NY team to win the Cup."

(Ed comes down and blows his nose.)

Ed: "What a bad game Ralph. The Panthers are back at full claws."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "At least the Islanders get a chance to win near Miami Beach just so they can enjoy the greatest scenery in the world."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "I was listening to WQAM in Miami on the web stream and it is disgusting to hear them promote Panthers games and hear the Panther roar."

Ralph: "Those Panthers will be declawed. I will guarantee it Norton. We are going to see the Rangers meet the Islanders in the third round and see a New York team will win the Cup or we will die trying." (to Alice): "...and don't say anything Alice. Don't say anything."

Ed: "You are right. The Rangers and Islanders are where it's at."

(They sing a song about the Rangers and Islanders being where it's at. The song also praises the fact that the Panthers play near Miami Beach which the song praises too. Crowd cheers at the end.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you and as always, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

(The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Rangers 5-0.)

(Ralph is driving on the bus from the Garden. He picks up Ed Norton.)

Ed: "What a bad game Ralph. The Rangers got blanked. Five goals to 0. That wasn't a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ!"

Ralph: "I heard the game Norton. The Rangers played like little kids."

Ed: "They couldn't shoot the puck. They now have a 3 game to 1 deficit."

Ralph: "Our dream of seeing the Rangers meet the Islanders in the third round is now slim."

(A Pittsburgh Penguins fan comes on board.)

Man (yells): "WOW MAN! OUR PENGUINS SHOWED HOW TOUGH THEY ARE! WHOOO!"

Ralph (yells): "HEY CALM DOWN BUDDY!"

Ed: "Yeah, you are talking to Rangers fan with quite literally, the BIGGEST Rangers fan out there."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Man: "Good luck man with your team winning the series. You know it ain't going to happen now."

Ralph (yells): "OH YEAH? MY TEAM WILL SHOW YOUR TEAM WHO IS THE BOSS."

Man (yells): "YOU WANNA START SOMETHING FAT BOY?"

Ralph (yells): "YEAH, I DO! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(They start to fight.)

Ed (yells): "CALM DOWN RALPH! YOU WILL GET A HEART ATTACK."

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON BEFORE I CREAM YOU."

(People start to break up the fight.)

Ed (yells): "THIS IS JUST LIKE A HOCKEY FIGHT."

(Glass gets broken as Ralph's head goes through glass.)

(At 2am, Ralph gets home with Ed. He has a LOT on bandages over his face. Alice greets him.)

Alice: "Ralph, what happened?"

Ed: "Very simple Alice. A bus ride was supposed to happen and a hockey fight broke out. One of Ralph's plans, a quiet evening on the bus, got broke."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage taking off the bandages. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

(The NY Islanders beat the Florida Panthers 2-1.)

(Ralph is sitting on the doorstep of the apartment building. Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph, did you see that late game?"

Ralph: "Yes, I did Norton. It was a great game. Too bad that it went into overtime. Oh boy."

Ed: "I now just heard that when the Islanders win, they have to face the Tampa Bay Lightning."

Ralph: "Yeah, another Florida series. Once again, the Islanders get the honor of playing in the same state as Miami Beach. A place that I heard has the greatest audiences in the world."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "I hope that the Islanders stop this seesawing between a win and a loss."

Ralph: "Yeah, they are not consistent. You know, us Raccoons should form a hockey team. We would be great. I can play the goalie. I know of a lot of ways to stop the puck from getting into the net and DON'T SAY ANYTHING NORTON."

Ed: "You will probably be a great goalie Ralph."

Ralph: "Thank you Norton. I would be a great goalie."

Ed: "You would probably be the first goalie who would block the puck with his mouth and look like you would eat it."

Ralph (pointing to the door, yells): "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, DON'T YOU NORTON?"

Ed (leaving): "Yes."

Ralph (pointing to the door, yells): "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS."

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "'Block the puck with his mouth and look like you would eat it.'"

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

(The Pittsburgh Penguins win the Eastern Conference Divisional Series, 4 games to 1, by beating the NY Rangers 6-3.)

(Ralph is sulking in the poolroom. Ed is with him.)

Ed: "Ralph, it just wasn't in the cards. That's all. The Rangers lost the series to a really tough Penguin team."

Ralph: "I know. I soooo wanted to see the Rangers meet the Islanders in the third round."

Ed: "Me too. I wanted the Rangers to win too. What a shame. You got to admit that Syndey Crosby is a prodigy just like I was when I started working in the sewer."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ed: "I was the youngest worker there and I displayed a lot of exuberance to getting my feet wet if you know what I mean. Hahahaha!"

(Ralph rolls his eyes again.)

Ralph: "Norton, you are going through a very trying time. How could you be so positive when NY is upset that one of their own sports teams didn't advance?"

Ed: "Really simple Ralph. I just think that it wasn't like a battle of good vs. evil."

Ralph: "Yeah, you are right Norton. I guess I will break the balls."

Ed: "Okay."

Ralph: "These balls are meeting a very upset man."

Ed: "Hopefully Ralph, you won't play as badly as the Rangers did which costed them the game and the Stanley Cup. No one wants to play that badly. No one wants to see..."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

(The NY Islanders won the Eastern Conference Divisional Finals, 4 games to 2, by beating the Florida Panthers 2-1.)

(Ralph is watching the game with Ed in Ed's apartment.)

Ralph (yells): "WHAT A GAME NORTON! WHAT A GAME!"

Ed (yells): "FIRST, THE ISLANDERS TIED THE GAME AT LITERALLY THE LAST MINUTE AND THAN THEY WIN IN DOUBLE OVERTIME."

Ralph: "Yes. That was a close one. Now, they are going to play the Tampa Bay Lightning. Boy, first the Islanders have to honor of playing right near Miami Beach but they also get to play in Tampa. They are going to be close again to that sun and fun capital of the world, Miami Beach."

Ed: "I think that the Islanders will go to the Stanley Cup."

Ralph: "You are right Norton. That cup is there's for the taking and after the nightmare of a game that the Rangers had, this was a great night."

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! YOUR ISLANDERS WILL BE STRUCK BY THE LIGHTNING."

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "YOU WANNA BET YOU LOUDMOUTH?"

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "SURE! IF THE LIGHTNING WINS, YOU OWE ME A PIZZA PIE AND I WILL RUN AROUND THE BLOCK AND IF YOU WIN, YOU WILL GET A PIZZA PIE AND YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND THE BLOCK!"

Ralph (yells): "YOU GOT YOURSELF A BET. GET READY TO LOSE."

Ed: "Ralph, are you sure about this?"

Ralph: "Of course. I am never wrong. I can run."

Ed: "All right. But, I think if you run, the streets may get damaged and you may get a heart attack."

Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(Ed runs away. Ralph runs after him and falls down the stairs. Later on, Ralph comes home to Alice. Ed is with him.)

Alice: "Ralph, what happened?"

Ed: "What happened was like what would happen if a bear chased a mouse."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Once again, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Ralph & Ed meet each other at Ed's manhole.)

Ralph: "Hey Norton, did you see that Islanders game last night?"

Ed: "Did I ever. The Lightning tried to stage a rally but it was too little too late."

Ralph: "Yes. The Islanders will play the Lightning this Saturday afternoon in Tampa. They are only going to be a few hours away from that fun and sun capital of the world, Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "The Lightning looked to be lathergic since they haven't played in almost a week."

Ralph: "While the Islanders were pumped up. It was their first appearance in the second round in 23 years."

Ed: "What a drought for them."

Ralph: "I think that that Cup is going to be ours for the taking. When the Islanders go to the third round, I hope they beat the Penguins and not those BUM Capitals. I hate the fact that Washington is so good. They have the most beatable faces ever. When I see them, I just want to beat them in hockey."

Ed: "Me too. When we meet the Penguins, we will punish them for eliminating the Rangers by beating them. Hopefully they won't have any Happy Feet. Remember that movie?"

Ralph: "Yeah."

Ed: "I was one of the first people to see it. I acted like a little kid."

Ralph: "Not a surprise. Well, we know that if the Islanders lose, and they won't, it will be a dark, dark day."

Ed: "I don't know about that Ralph. I am also a Lightning fan since they play by all that water."

Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE A FAN OF THE LIGHTNING? GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "How sweet it is."

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Like I have always said, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game from the poolroom.)

Ralph: "What a rotten hockey game."

Ed: "Yeah, but I think it was bound to happen Ralph. The Islanders still have a chance."

Ralph: "Yeah, but now they lost that momentum. Its just too bad that they lost the game on the same day that I am having a bad day playing pool."

(Harvey & George come by.)

Harvey: "Well Ralph, it looks like the Lightning beat those Islanders into a pretzel."

Ralph: "The series ain't over yet."

Ed: "Yeah, those Islanders still can come back especially since the series is shifting to Brooklyn."

Harvey: "Yeah. I want to see those Islanders LOSE. Ain't that right George?"

George: "Yeah."

Ralph: "Well, you just might be disappointed."

Harvey: "Oh yeah. How about a bet? But, this time the bet is this. If the Islanders lose, you have to jump into the heavily polluted East River from a bridge. If the Lightning lose, I will."

Ralph: "Oh, um..."

Ed: "We'll take it."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Harvey: "Fine. But, if you don't show up, I will come get you. Come on George. I want to go home and poke the bag a little."

Ed: "Ralph, will be there."

(They leave.)

Ed (yells): "APOX ON YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS." (normally): "Now Ralph, I know that you are a calm and collected man. Why did you make that bet with that guy for? You may get a heart attack by jumping period. Now, I will teach you all that you need to know about jumping into the East River. You will have to hold your nose really..."

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT BEFORE I THROW YOU INTO THE EAST RIVER."

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "'Apox on you and your ancestors.'"

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

(Ralph just watched the game from home.)

Ralph: "On baby! Oh baby!"

Alice: "Ralph, did your team lose?"

Ralph: "Yes, they did. They got beat by the Lightning. I wonder if Norton watched the game."

(Ed comes down and blows his nose.)

Ed: "Ralph, it was a dark, dark day."

Ralph: "I am so worried."

Ed: "Especially after the bet Ralph made."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Alice: "What bet?"

Ralph: "Nothing sweetie."

Alice: "What was the bet? Did it have to do with money?"

Ralph: "No."

Alice: "Good."

Ed: "It had to do with something else."

Alice: "What?"

Ralph: "It's nothing."

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! IS IT TRUE THAT WHEN THE ISLANDERS LOSE, YOU HAVE TO JUMP INTO THE HEAVILY POLLUTED EAST RIVER?"

Alice: "Ralph."

Ed: "I was the one who made the bet at first. After that, Harvey took back the bet so to speak but Ralph used his bravado."

Alice: "Ralph & Ed, how could you? Ralph, you could get a heart attack jumping into that water."

Ed: "Either that or you would make the BIGGEST splash into that river ever."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. As always, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Not in the game I watched......

My fault. I will edit the message soon. I checked on NHL.com and I thought it said the Islanders won 4-3. My bad.

I just edited the message. It should be accurate.

(The girls are in the Kramden apartment.)

Trixie: "Alice, you know the boys will be home soon. They will be so upset that the Islanders lost."

Alice: "I know. Ralph is going to be all bent out of shape."

(The boys come home. Ed blows his nose is sadness.)

Ralph: 'Hiya girls! What a heartbreaker. The Islanders now have to win the next five games."

Ed: "The Islanders lost in overtime."

Alice: "Ralph, do you really think the Islanders will go all the way?"

Ralph: "Yes and not only that if the Islanders lose in the next three games, I will have to jump into the heavily polluted East River because I made a bet with Harvey."

Ed: "Hey Ralph, do you want me to show you how polluted the river will be?"

Ralph (yells): "NO!"

Ed: "You should have seen Ralph at the Barclay's Center. He was pounding the glass behind the Tampa Bay goalie so hard and screaming so hard, I think the people in the cheap seats heard him."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "I was so upset, I couldn't eat."

Alice: "Than you must have been upset than."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, I FOUND OUT ON A PERSON NAMED HARVEY'S FACEBOOK PAGE THAT YOU MADE A BET WITH HIM THAT SAYS THAT WHEN THE ISLANDERS LOSE, YOU HAVE TO JUMP INTO THE HEAVILY POLLUTED EAST RIVER. BWHAHAHAHAHA!"

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW POLLUTED THAT RIVER IS GARRITY. YOU SWIM IN IT."

(Ralph gets doused with water. The Nortons & Alice laugh.)

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

(The Nortons leave.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

(The TB Lightning won the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals, 4 games to 1, by beating the NY Islanders 4-0.)

(Ralph is walking towards the edge of the bridge that overlooks the East River. He is scared. Ed & Harvey with him.)

Ed: "Now Ralph, remember the deal that you made with Harvey."

Harvey: "Ralph, you look scared."

Ralph: "Can't believe those Islanders lost to Tampa Bay."

Harvey: "That Tampa Bay really beat them. Ha ha ha!"

Ed: "Tampa was the better team."

Ralph (yells): "WHAT NORTON? NEW YORK WAS THE BETTER TEAM AND YOU KNOW IT. THE ISLANDERS HAD CHANCES TO BEAT THE LIGHTNING."

Harvey: "Ralph, you are wrong. The ISLANDERS GOT OWNED. NOW JUMP."

(Ralph looks like he will jump. He gets scared. He musters up the courage and than...)

Cop (yells): "HEY! GET OUT OF THERE. YOU CAN'T JUMP."

(Ralph is relieved.)

Harvey: "All right Ralph. You got away."

Ralph: "To make up, here Is $20 now leave."

(Harvey leaves.)

Ed: "Boy Ralph, you got a lucky break. You got a lucky break."

Ralph: "Sure did."

Ed (slightly pushing Ralph): "You are going to be bone dry."

(Ralph falls off.)

Ralph (yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(Splash is heard.)

Ralph (yells): "NORTON, YOU WILL GET KILLED. LET ME GET MY HANDS ON YOU."

(Ed runs off.)

(Jack walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jack (yells): "THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "Hey, Ralphie boy...evidently Potvin does suck"

Ralph: "Nawtin, when you're right, you're right."