Here's the story....

Everyone says somthing bad about the the queen behind her back...rumors were being spread, and eventually this Queen heard about your words. You have to try to make whatever you said (something bad) to a compliment to prevent from being convicted....

EXAMPLE:

Player one: The queen is a goose!

Player two: My queen, I said you were a goose because...well, gooses lay golden eggs, and golden eggs shine just like the sunset- you're full of beauty.

Player one: Thumbs down (will be convicted)
OR

player one can say Thumbs Up! (meaning player two is free to go!)








I'll start out the game...

PLAYER ONE:

The queen is a door knob!

PLAYER TWO:

My queen, what I meant was you're as helpful as a door knob. Without a door knob, one will never be able to get into their homes, workrooms, etc. You're very helpful, your honor.

PLAYER ONE:

Thumbs up! You are free to go!
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Then player one would say something bad about the queen...and so on...

The queen is a dirtbag!

Oh yeah..I also forgot to mention that if a player has the THUMBS DOWN...the player giving the insult gets to go again...
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Well, my queen. If you think of it this way, soil is dirt...and soil helps grow beautiful flowers. That fragrance is sooo...soo...YOU! Yes, that's it! You smell like lovely flowers. Better than any brand of perfume. :D

Thumbs up! You are free to go. Flowers are pretty, I guess. :D

YAY! I'm freee! LOL here's another so-called-insult.
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You're a donkey eating lettuce!

Well, by donkey she means an anmial that ia loyal and will stand by anyones side. Queens are so loyal, and so are donkeys, so therefore donkey is a royal term. As for the lettuce, well it doesn't give you cavaties like chocolate, and it's really healthy. And it's related to spinach, and spinach made Popeye strong. So lettuce will make you strong! :D

Originally posted by Eric Matthews
Well, by donkey she means an anmial that ia loyal and will stand by anyones side. Queens are so loyal, and so are donkeys, so therefore donkey is a royal term. As for the lettuce, well it doesn't give you cavaties like chocolate, and it's really healthy. And it's related to spinach, and spinach made Popeye strong. So lettuce will make you strong! :D Congratulations, Sir Chris. You have made the royal Queen giggle...a tad bit, LOL. You're free to go! THUMBS UP!

The queen is a fly stuck in a spider web!!!

Well, your honor...

Spiders have six legs...they are quick! Just like you! Don't you remember winning first! COUNTING: FIRST! in the Run-a-thon as a child? You're very talented, my queen.

And as for being stuck on a spider web- That just symbolizes your honesty to use poor town people. You stick to your opinions and promises. Not one broken. You shou d be VERY proud, my queen.

EDITING:

Well, flies can fly! They are definitley very special. Just like you, your honor.

And as for being stuck on a spider web- That symbolizes your love and affection for your towns-people. You're so affectionate to them that you're willing to be stuck to them for the rest of your life! That shows that you are giving--NOT selfish. ;)

After careful consideration, I'm going to have to.............

Let you free! :cool:

YAY! LOL

My turn! :D

The queen is a brown pear with legs!

I meant that brown is such a lovely color on you
and pears with legs are just so unique like you
because you're not a typical queen.

Eh, I guess pears with legs ARE unique...

you're free to go! :D

The queen is as big as a hippo!

Hippos are sooooo cute! Just like you, my queen! Additionally, they can breathe under water, it's not everyday you find a human being whom can breath under water. ;) you are the best swimmer, my queen!

Isn't that the cutest little thing?? http://www.grandparentagain.com/images/medical/hippo.gif
This hippo, helps cure people....you do that too, your honor.

Hm..........you are free to go.

I was so sure that I'd be convicted, LOL.

Anyhow...

THE QUEEN IS A BAGFUL OF DRIED BANANNA SKIN!

Well, bananas grow only in certain area. They need to be taken care of in a very special way, like you. Well Dries banana skins are even rarer, so that means you are a very rare queen. which is a good thing. And as for the bag, bags are beautiful artwork of weavers. They take their time to prepare the bag just for you. You are very special.

LOL! Once again, you've made the queen giggle. You're free to go!

And as for the bag, bags are beautiful artwork of weavers. HAHA! That got the queen going. :lol:

The queen is a blood-sucking leech!

Leeches are very helpful. They help cure Arthritis knees and other wounds. ((It's a fact)) You're hlepful, my queen.

Off with her head! Off with her head!

The Queen needs not to help the poor. She has servants! How dare you make the queen help people and move a muscle!

Off with her head! Off with her head!

The Queen needs not to help the poor. She has servants! How dare you make the queen help people and move a muscle!

DOES THAT MEAN I'M A DEAD PERSON?!? :eek:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb


DOES THAT MEAN I'M A DEAD PERSON?!? :eek:

No. You get one more chance to prove yourself, but only ONE!!!!!!! Make fun of the queen again, :nonono: and then it really will be off with your head!!!!

No. You get one more chance to prove yourself, but only ONE!!!!!!! Make fun of the queen again, and then it really will be off with your head!!!!I don't get to go again...You just get to post another insult. ;) :D

:innocence:

The queen is a dirty old man wearing pennyloafers!

I have no clue what pennyloafers are, so I'm not replying to your insult, LOL. But I have a comment regarding your signature, haha. That last misconception for Garfield... "1. He's stuck to the windows of every single car in America" is SOOO true.

Pennyloafers are really nice shoes. Like something you'd wear to church.

The Queen is a stuck up old hag that was once a hobo!

Originally posted by Mary Charlene
The Queen is a stuck up old hag that was once a hobo!

I mean your stuck up above everyone else. You may be a little old but you have so much wisdom from your age. Hobos can turn out to be wonderful people with a little help and look at you now. :D

Oh Big Woo! The queen is a woman who acts like a baby who wears tattered and torn clothes!

The Queen is an old, drunken hag! :D

Being old ain't a bad thing, you gain wisdom through age. Being drunk aint bad either, it cleanses the brain. And you being a hag... that just proves how generous you are.. giving away all your precious to make us peasants happy.

Nothing better than a Queen full of wisdom, purity and generousity. :D Please spare my life, I'm too young to die! :lol:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Being old ain't a bad thing, you gain wisdom through age. Being drunk aint bad either, it cleanses the brain. And you being a hag... that just proves how generous you are.. giving away all your precious to make us peasants happy.

Nothing better than a Queen full of wisdom, purity and generousity. :D Please spare my life, I'm too young to die! :lol:

Cleanses the brain? Well what about her liver? Oh well.......since you wrapped it all up so nicely......I'll let you go free. :D

Livers, shivers, whivers, divers, who needs them? :lol:

The queen is a rusted nail.
(Yeah, that's the best I can do, lol. :p)

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Livers, shivers, whivers, divers, who needs them? :lol:

The queen is a rusted nail.
(Yeah, that's the best I can do, lol. :p)

She means that you're like a nail because you're sharp and you always go in a straight direction, because nails are straight. ;) And about the rusted part, rust is like a fur coat. It keeps you in a good condition underneath even though the coat might look outdated. Nevertheless, there's alwyas a gem under rust. :p

Originally posted by Original Prankster


She means that you're like a nail because you're sharp and you always go in a straight direction, because nails are straight. ;) And about the rusted part, rust is like a fur coat. It keeps you in a good condition underneath even though the coat might look outdated. Nevertheless, there's alwyas a gem under rust. :p LOL.. what? what? *growls* You're free to go, peanut brain. :D

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
LOL.. what? what? *growls* You're free to go, peanut brain. :D

Peanut brain? PEANUT BRAIN?!?!? :faint:

Fine....go ahead and call me names.........see if I care. :p

Anyway.....back to the game.

The Queen is a low down dirty cheese smuggling rat.

:D

Originally posted by Original Prankster


The Queen is a low down dirty cheese smuggling rat.

:D It's uh..... OPPOSITE DAY! :rotflmao:

Man, I crack myself up sometimes. :crazy:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
It's uh..... OPPOSITE DAY! :rotflmao:

Man, I crack myself up sometimes. :crazy:

The Queen is not pleased. She is VERY frustrated and offended. Off with your head. OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! :eek3: *Evil Laughter*

Originally posted by Original Prankster


The Queen is not pleased. She is VERY frustrated and offended. Off with your head. OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! :eek3: *Evil Laughter* :eek: :eek2: :eek:

Oh wells, this penguin has 9 lives... so, no need to worry. 8 down, 1 to go. :p

Back to the game.
The Queen is a low down dirty cheese smuggling rat. Man, this one's a toughie.. I'll get back to ya later. :p It requires thinking, and I'm too lazy to think now. :D