TMC
02-27-2016, 06:31 AM
https://therealfullhousereviewed.wordpress.com/2016/02/26/8-predictions-for-fuller-house/
Why, oh why, is there going to be more Full House? It’s the worst 90’s throwback since the invasion of Iraq. Never in my wildest dreams did it occur to me that there would ever be more of this ****. And yet, here we all are.
Starting next week, I’ll be reviewing every episode of Fuller House, just like how I reviewed all of the original series except not ten years after the fact. I thought I ought to write an initial post to get back in the groove and give y’all a heads up that FHR would be coming back (I sure do get asked that a lot, even in comments on posts where I explicitly state that, yes, I will be reviewing Fuller House. I bet that this post gets at least one comment that asks that) and a look ahead seemed like the best way to get back in the saddle. At the time that I’m posting this, Fuller House should have just become streamable on Netflix, but I’m happy to say that I haven’t watched it yet. Maybe this post is really just me holding on to those brief final moments of my life before seeing the Full House revival. I’m just holding on to this moment, before things get bad again.
It goes without saying that this 20-years-later return to the worst sitcom of all time will be terrible. The question is not about what level of quality we can expect, but rather just what the particularities of the awfulness will be. Here are my speculations about what we should anticipate as we emotionally prepare ourselves for the return of the greatest atrocity in American history:
Why, oh why, is there going to be more Full House? It’s the worst 90’s throwback since the invasion of Iraq. Never in my wildest dreams did it occur to me that there would ever be more of this ****. And yet, here we all are.
Starting next week, I’ll be reviewing every episode of Fuller House, just like how I reviewed all of the original series except not ten years after the fact. I thought I ought to write an initial post to get back in the groove and give y’all a heads up that FHR would be coming back (I sure do get asked that a lot, even in comments on posts where I explicitly state that, yes, I will be reviewing Fuller House. I bet that this post gets at least one comment that asks that) and a look ahead seemed like the best way to get back in the saddle. At the time that I’m posting this, Fuller House should have just become streamable on Netflix, but I’m happy to say that I haven’t watched it yet. Maybe this post is really just me holding on to those brief final moments of my life before seeing the Full House revival. I’m just holding on to this moment, before things get bad again.
It goes without saying that this 20-years-later return to the worst sitcom of all time will be terrible. The question is not about what level of quality we can expect, but rather just what the particularities of the awfulness will be. Here are my speculations about what we should anticipate as we emotionally prepare ourselves for the return of the greatest atrocity in American history: