Yong Fang
02-23-2016, 02:21 AM
I find local news stations to be annoying. Here are some points.....
* Having two anchors, usually a male and a female, which start out on the big news story, with usually the male anchor starting the story and then the female anchor finishes.
Male: "Today in downtown, a man runs through the street naked!"
Female "Twenty six year old John Doe was captured ...."
Why does it take two people to do one news story? what is the point of that?
* This crap..."Channel One was the first on the scene with the report of the naked man...." To me, it is just self aggrandizing. Am I supposed to be impressed by this somehow? "Chopper One is high above the city following the naked man, and we are the only news station to show you live penis to penis coverage!"
* In your city, is local news like always on? In my hometown, the CBS affiliate basically covers all their open slots with news. Early morning, mid morning, noon, 4 PM, 5 PM, 6 PM, 10 PM, and even has a dedicated 24 hour a day local news station. I mean, what is the point of that? Nothing much happens in Memphis except people getting shot, government corruption, BBQ and Elvis.
* Newscasters announcing their schedule.. "Hello, this is Emily Dorn, Amy Wong has the night off." Personally don't care, unless I am married to Amy Wong and wonder where the hell she is.
* Every other story is BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS, a man is running down the street naked! BREAKING NEWS...Donald Trump's hair is real! BREAKING NEWS...McDonalds makes you fat!
* The weather seems to be of monumental importance. Occasionally when the weather gets violent or icy, it is important. Usually it isn't. Driving around in their $100,000 weather wagon with satellites and cables and all that mess. I dunno about other cities, but in Memphis, this is called a "Weathergasm" where the news station goes full mode like the Kennedy assassination over an inch of snow. They used to make the weatherman stand outside "This is Mr. Weatherman, as you see, it is -10 below with 25 MPH winds and ice...(his mind: like you don't know this, and the station manager can kiss my behind!)
* Now, I have noticed that when a reporter does a "live report" they are basically holding a camera phone on themselves, you can tell because it is always shaky.
* In a major story, like say Casey Anthony where all the reporters from the competing stations are in a scrum with cameras and microphones yelling at the person asking "Do you have any comment?" "Anything you like to say?" knowing damn well that person isn't going to say anything and wants to punch them in the face.
* When someone is talking with the microphone to the camera, I do not want to see their side view. Why do they do that? is it some sense of realism? Note, it looks cheap and amaturish.
* The news station pushing some damn charity or crap or trying to show that they "care" about the community they "serve". I lived in a city in the 1990's, broke as a joke and renting a room from someone and had no internet to speak of and my main pleasure was TV, and one Monday night when I wanted to watch King of Queens (the Leah Remini in tight jeans walking about show) Everybody Loves Raymond and Becker (Shawnee Smith jiggling show)....when my programs were premempted by some telethon crap for the local stations news charity. I would think the network would disallow this but didn't. Sort of a moot point now since one can basically watch what they want when they want.
So, do you watch local news? Do you like one newscast over another? Or does local media make you want to pull an Elvis and shoot the set with a shotgun?
* Having two anchors, usually a male and a female, which start out on the big news story, with usually the male anchor starting the story and then the female anchor finishes.
Male: "Today in downtown, a man runs through the street naked!"
Female "Twenty six year old John Doe was captured ...."
Why does it take two people to do one news story? what is the point of that?
* This crap..."Channel One was the first on the scene with the report of the naked man...." To me, it is just self aggrandizing. Am I supposed to be impressed by this somehow? "Chopper One is high above the city following the naked man, and we are the only news station to show you live penis to penis coverage!"
* In your city, is local news like always on? In my hometown, the CBS affiliate basically covers all their open slots with news. Early morning, mid morning, noon, 4 PM, 5 PM, 6 PM, 10 PM, and even has a dedicated 24 hour a day local news station. I mean, what is the point of that? Nothing much happens in Memphis except people getting shot, government corruption, BBQ and Elvis.
* Newscasters announcing their schedule.. "Hello, this is Emily Dorn, Amy Wong has the night off." Personally don't care, unless I am married to Amy Wong and wonder where the hell she is.
* Every other story is BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS, a man is running down the street naked! BREAKING NEWS...Donald Trump's hair is real! BREAKING NEWS...McDonalds makes you fat!
* The weather seems to be of monumental importance. Occasionally when the weather gets violent or icy, it is important. Usually it isn't. Driving around in their $100,000 weather wagon with satellites and cables and all that mess. I dunno about other cities, but in Memphis, this is called a "Weathergasm" where the news station goes full mode like the Kennedy assassination over an inch of snow. They used to make the weatherman stand outside "This is Mr. Weatherman, as you see, it is -10 below with 25 MPH winds and ice...(his mind: like you don't know this, and the station manager can kiss my behind!)
* Now, I have noticed that when a reporter does a "live report" they are basically holding a camera phone on themselves, you can tell because it is always shaky.
* In a major story, like say Casey Anthony where all the reporters from the competing stations are in a scrum with cameras and microphones yelling at the person asking "Do you have any comment?" "Anything you like to say?" knowing damn well that person isn't going to say anything and wants to punch them in the face.
* When someone is talking with the microphone to the camera, I do not want to see their side view. Why do they do that? is it some sense of realism? Note, it looks cheap and amaturish.
* The news station pushing some damn charity or crap or trying to show that they "care" about the community they "serve". I lived in a city in the 1990's, broke as a joke and renting a room from someone and had no internet to speak of and my main pleasure was TV, and one Monday night when I wanted to watch King of Queens (the Leah Remini in tight jeans walking about show) Everybody Loves Raymond and Becker (Shawnee Smith jiggling show)....when my programs were premempted by some telethon crap for the local stations news charity. I would think the network would disallow this but didn't. Sort of a moot point now since one can basically watch what they want when they want.
So, do you watch local news? Do you like one newscast over another? Or does local media make you want to pull an Elvis and shoot the set with a shotgun?