(Ralph & Ed are reading all about the Presidential primaries.)

Ralph: "Look at all these guys wanting to be President."

Ed: "They could be great presidents."

Ralph: "They would love President's Day."

Ed: "I wonder what happens to presidents on that day. Do they get a gift or two?"

Ralph: "Maybe. I am thinking something expensive like a trip to Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "Or maybe a bowling ball."

(They both laugh.)

Ralph: "Look at Jeb Bush running for president. He was the governor of Florida. All I got to say is considering the record his brother and to a lesser extent his Dad has as far as the economy is good luck. Look at Donald Trump. He says when he is elected president he says he will make sure that the President of North Korea gets killed as well as a bunch of other extreme things to protect America. He's a liar."

Ed: "Well, that might be true Ralph but he says that he is a jerk and he will tell you that to his face."

Ralph: "At least that that BUM is honest. I just watched the YouTube clip called 'Donald Trump and The Honeymooners.' 'Nuff said."

Ed: "If Donald gets elected president, he will probably get a new car for Presidents Day."

Ralph: "I agree. That BUM doesn't deserve it. He has an evil streak. But, at least he is honest when he says that he can be mean. Most people won't say that."

Ed: "I know of at least one person who is one of them."

Ralph: "Oh yeah? Who?"

Ed: "He's in the same lodge as us and he is not well-liked."

Ralph: "Who is it?"

Ed: "You."

Ralph (yells): "WHAT? GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)