I'll start

A**man

Butter--What Kramer uses as shaving cream in the episode "The Butter Shave"

Cheever Letters

Diplomats Club- Where Kramer tries to bet which plane will land first with the rich Texan.

Elaine

:)

F = Frank Costanza

G=George Costanza!

H = Hanky: the guy who refused to apologize to George after he joined alcoholics anonymous.

Implant, The: Episode where Elaine trips in the sauna to find out if the breasts of the girl Jerry is dating are real.

Jerry....this is easy!

Kramer....even easier lol

L = Lena: the girl that Jerry got her number from an AIDS walk list.

Monk's Café

N = Ned Isakoff: a communist guy that Elaine dated and got black listed from Hop Sing's Chinese Restaurant because she "named names."

Opera: Pagliacci the opera that Kramer had tickets to.

P-Poppy

Q-

"Queen of the castle!" -Elaine

R- Re-Gifter

S-

Soup Nazi

T = Terri Hatcher: the lady whose breasts were "real and spectacular."

T = Terri Hatcher: the lady whose breasts were "real and spectacular."

Nice little bit of Superman connection there also, since Ms. Hatcher went on to play Lois Lane.

U-

Ugly Baby episode

V = Vandalay, Art

W - Wallet; George's overstuffed wallet explodes in one episode

Xrated holiday card showing Elaine's nipple

Y = The rYe Bread Jerry takes from an old lady.

Can't think of one for Z.

Z = Zzzz's - Elaine couldn't catch any zzzz's because of a barking dog keeping her awake all night.

A - Artie Shaw's "Honeysuckle Jump" was playing in Mr. Pitt's office right before Elaine won the tickets on a radio contest for the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

B - Babu Bhatt

C - Cosmo Kramer

D = Dinky Donuts: where Kramer sees Joe DiMaggio

E = Engagement

F = Faithy on the Suicide episode

G - Germ-a-phobia (David Putty and Peggy from Elaine's work.)

H - Humorous and Honest - (Elaine)

I = Injury that George causes to Bette Midler during charity softball game

J - Juju bees that Elaine got at the movie theater when she learned that Jake Jarmell was in the hospital.

K - Kiss Hello

L = Larry David

M = Mulva

F - Friar's Club episode

N - Nose Job

O = Old Man

P = Puerto Rican Day

Q = Quirky dance moves by Elaine

R = Red Dot

T = The Chronicle

S = Swordfish

Mendy's restaurant:

Kenny Bania to Jerry: "Get the Swordfish, Jerry! Try the swordfish! It's the best in the city"!

Jerry to the waiter: "I'll have the salmon."

T = The Chronicle

U - The Understudy episode with Bette Midler

V = Voice that Jerry and his friends start using

W = Wallet episode

X = Xmas replaced by "Festivus" at The Costanza household.

Y = Yogurt Shop

Z = ZZZZs (Kramer needs to catch some ZZZZs but when he falls asleep, he gets dumped into the Hudson River in a sack!)

A = Alternate Side

B - Bania, Kenny

C - Chinese Restaurant

D = Davola, Joe

E = Elaine, played by Julia-Louis Dreyfus

F = Frank Costanza

G = George!

H - Hanky (the guy in AA who allegedly owed George an apology.)

I = Slicer

J = Jake Jarmel, an author Elaine dated

K = Kramer

L - Lanie, a nickname used a little bit by Jerry to call Elaine

M - Male Unbonding

N = Neighbor of Jerry, Kramer

O = Optometrist friend of Kramer's who sold George a pair of ladies glasses.

P = Puffy Shirt that poor Jerry didn't want to wear

Q = Quiet (the low talker)

R = Ruthie Cohen, Cashier

S = Sidra (played by Teri Hatcher, the lady with the "real and spectacular" boobs.)

T - Thomassoulo, George's boss at Play Now

U = Under the table (George had a girlfriend whose son liked to suck down equal packets while playing under the table at the coffee shop.)

V = Van Buren Boys

W = Walter (one of Elaine's co-workers)

X = The Fix Up

Y = Yada, yada, yada

Z = The Soup Nazi

A - Ada, George's secretary at Yankee Stadium who ended up making more money than him.

B- Boys! Elaine sure liked to hang out with the boys, Jerry, George and Kramer !

C - Cheever Letters

D - Drake (gotta love "The Drake")!!!

E - Elaine Benes

F - Friends - the foursome were friends

G - Guest stars, which there were a lot of

H = Helen Seinfeld (Jerry's mother)

I = Importer/Exporter

J = Jokes from comedian Jerry.

K = The Pony Remark

L = Lobster... George tricks Rachel (Jerry's kosher girlfriend) into eating lobster.

M = Mulva (Jerry thought his girlfriend Delores' name might be Mulva.)

N = NBC

O = "Old Man" episode when Jerry volunteers to befriend a cranky old man.

P = Pony Remark

Q = "Queen of the castle!" -Elaine

R = Raincoats

S = Soup Nazi

T = The Clip Show

U = Uncle Leo

V = "Van Bueren Boys" episode.

W = Wig Master

X = Xmas present that George gives Elaine (Red dot sweater)

Y = Yellow

Elaine: What are you, yellow?
Jerry: I'm not yella. (In a cowboy voice)

Z = The Calzone

A = Apple pie: Jerry's girlfriend refuses to try his apple pie which drives him bonkers!

B = Baby Shower

C = Costanza

D = Doofus, Kramer

E = Elaine Marie Benes

F- Frantic - George was often very frantic!!

G - Garage; they get lost in a parking garage in one episode

H = Hot dog: Jerry's girlfriend cries hysterically when she drops her hot dog on the ground.

I- Idiot. Kramer was an idiot, even though we love him.

J = Jokes that Jerry told as a stand-up comic

K- Kenny Bania

L = Larry David

M- Mulva (Delores)

N = Noreen: Elaine's friend who dates the high talker.

O- The Opposite

P = Pothole episode

Q- Quone. If a patient is difficult, the Dr. has to quone them.

R = Rabies, which Elaine fears she may have gotten from the dog bite

S = Sackamano, Bob (Kramer's friend that we never see)

T = The Finale

U = Underground in the subway is where Kramer slipped in some mud and ruined the very pants he was going to return.

V = Cheever Letters

W = Wig Master episode

X- Xenophobia. The Fab 4 showed signs of xenophobia in the series finale episode when they wouldn't help out the stranger.

Y = Yada, yada, yada

Z = Zippy (Newman runs down the street in a zippy manner with his Jambalaya soup.)

A = Argentina: where the soup nazi is from.

B- Bania, Kenny

C = Cartoon

Elaine is obsessed with a cartoon in the New Yorker

D- Dog bite. No shot...dog bite.

E - Ex-Girlfriend

F = Frogger machine that George buys.

G- Green, the color of Kramer's car

H - H&H Bagels

I- Irate! Frank Costanza was irate when one of his TV Guides went missing

J - Junior Mint

K- Kramer's vintage clothing

L - Library

M- Morty Seinfeld's raincoats

N - Nose Job

O- Outed

P - Pony Remark

Q- Queens, N.Y.- hometown of The Costanzas

R - Revenge

S- Subway, The

T - The Stakeout

U- Umbrella Twirling Salesman (Jerry's previous job)

V - Virgin, The

W = Wayne Knight (Newman)

X- Xerox Machine, in Elaine's office

Y - The Non-Fat Yogurt

Z- ZZZ. The security guard who fell asleep after George brought him a chair

A - Apartment

B- Bitch. Elaine's character when writer Larry David left after season 7

C = (The) Comeback: when George has trouble thinking up a comeback to a comment

D- Devils. Puddy's favorite NHL hockey team

E - The Letter

F- Frank Costanza's coffee table

G - Good News, Bad News

H- Hollywood. Kramer moved to Hollywood to become an actor (The Keys)

I - Implant

J- Jack Klompus

K - Parking Space

L = Loser George

M- Monk's cafe

N = Nose Job

O- Opposite, The. Probably George's best episode!

P = Puddy

Q- Queens, N.Y. Where George grew up.

R = Reverse Peephole

S- Sacramano, Bob

T = Tatiana (who calls the Chinese restaurant to try to reach George)

U- Upstate NY. Home of the Bubble Boy.

V = Vengeance (George took revenge on his boss for not hiring him back after he quit!)

W- Water Pressure

X = The Kiss Hello (xxxxx)

(xxxxxx = kisses)

Y- Yikes!! (Crazy Joe Davola)

Z = Zany Kramer

A - Alexander (Jason)

B - Bubble Boy

C- Cleavage Peak (George and Russell Dalrymple)

D - Dalrymple

E- Elaine's thumb dance

F - Fix-Up

G = Glenn (who is poor)

H- Happy Festivus

I - Implant

J- J. Peterman

K - Kiss Hello

L- Lainie, Jerry's pet name for Elaine

M - Marine Biologist

N- Naked (good naked and bad naked)

O - Old Man

P- Peterman, J

Q - Acquaintances of Jerry

R- Richards, Michael

S - Smelly Car

T- Tim Whatley

U - Unbonding

V- Venerial Disease from a tractor

W - Wife, The

X = Xmas replaced with "Festivus" by Frank Costanza.

Y = Yogurt that was non-fat

Z = Zoo: In the episode "The Susie" Kramer tells Jerry "I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo twelve hours ago."

A = Alternate Side

B = Bubble Boy

C = Cheever Letters

D = Delores (Mulva)

Elaine

F = Frogger game machine that George bought.

G = Garage

H = Holistic healer that fails in his attempts to cure George of his tonsil problems.

I = Implant

J- Jack Klompus

A - Airport

L- Latex Salesman

M - Marine Biologist

N- NO SOUP FOR YOU!

O - Operation Noselift

P = Puerto Rican Day Parade episode

Wrong thread, MA

Wrong thread, MA

Sorry about that Heenan Fan.

Sorry about that Heenan Fan.
It's all good. I've done it myself a few times. :)

Q- Quiet. Elaine is rarely quiet!

R = Richards, Michael

S = Sidra: "They're real and they're spectacular"

T- The Chinese Restaurant

U-Ugly baby

V- Van Buren Boyz

W - Wallet that belongs to Morty

X = Xray (When Elaine is bitten by a dog and goes to get a shot, should she also get an xray?)

Y- Yankees hire George

Z = "NOBODY beats me because I'M the WIZ!"

A = Apartments that Jerry and his friends live in

B- Brian Doyle-Murray, The Bubble Boy's dad

C = Cigar Store Indian

D- Delicious fresh fruit and vegetables from Joe's Market, just don't get banned.

E - Ex-Girlfriend

F- Frank Costanza

G - George

H- Hotdog at The Alex Theatre

I - Invitations for a wedding

J- Jerry's apartment