After watching that wacky episode with this quirky, and somewhat passive-aggressive guy, I thought a thread with bizarre Carlton type questions might be fun. I'll post one a day, but please, others it'd be great if you'd join in.

If a jellyfish stung you, what flavor of jelly do you suppose it would contain?

If it were raining cats and dogs, what breeds of dog do you suppose would rain down and eould any of the cats be Persisn?

If there were a fungus among us, would it multiply geometrically or exponentially AND what type of medication do you suppose would kill it?

BONUS ROUND

If a Nantucket kvetch made WING-folk retch, would he be able to scheme, to make it seem, he fell to the floor and guilt others with chores.....do you suppose???