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opus
12-06-2015, 09:58 PM
or the preferred spelling of your choice.

Sixteen ways to spell Hanukkah
For the record:

Hanukkah
Chanukah
Hanukah
Hannukah
Chanuka
Chanukkah
Hanuka
Channukah
Chanukka
Hanukka
Hannuka
Hannukkah
Channuka
Xanuka
Hannukka
Channukkah
Channukka
Chanuqa

Bonniegirl
12-06-2015, 10:18 PM
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mets82
12-06-2015, 10:30 PM
Happy Hanukkah to everyone. I am not Jewish but a Happy Hanukkah to everyone who celebrates it on the board.:wave:

MrCleveland
12-07-2015, 08:43 AM
For that, here's "Hanukkah Song #4", based on Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song"...

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's more people who are Jewish just like you and me...
Leonard Maltin brought his potato latkes.
Groucho, Chico, and Harpo has a Kosher Duck Soup-e.
Mel Brooks belts-out in Yiddish, with Gene Wilder.
Billy Joel plays "Hava Nagila", he made it even wilder!
Laura Prepon's half Jewish, Zac Efron's half too...
Put them together, we have one Millennial Jew!
We have Irving Berlin who puts on the Ritz,
Though he wrote "White Christmas", we know where his heart is.

Bring-out the Torah,
Because it's time to celebrate Hanukkah!
Former owner of the Cleveland Browns-ica,
Also celebrates Hanukkah!

Adolph Hitler...yeah right, he hates Jews!
But you know who loved one? "Gimme a Break" star Nell Cater...she converted...
Frank Sinatra isn't Jewish, but Sammy Davis Jr. is one-ie.
There's also Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny.
Maybe Steven Speilberg can make a better Hanukkah flick,
There's only one and still...it sucks a lot of...what can I say?
There's so many Jews in show biz,
The Fab Four isn't, but I know their manager is.

Bill go tell Monica,
It's time to celebrate Hanukkah.
Steve Page bring-out your harmonica,
He too celebrates Hanukkah.
The whole cast of Seinfeld-ica,
Come dance tonight this hanukkah.
I know we really ought-ica,
To have a Happy Happy Happy Happy Hanukkah!

Marvo301
12-07-2015, 03:22 PM
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay. And when your dry and ready Dreidel I will play! Happy Hannukah!

opus
12-07-2015, 10:53 PM
For that, here's "Hanukkah Song #4", based on Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song"...

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's more people who are Jewish just like you and me...
Leonard Maltin brought his potato latkes.
Groucho, Chico, and Harpo has a Kosher Duck Soup-e.
Mel Brooks belts-out in Yiddish, with Gene Wilder.
Billy Joel plays "Hava Nagila", he made it even wilder!
Laura Prepon's half Jewish, Zac Efron's half too...
Put them together, we have one Millennial Jew!
We have Irving Berlin who puts on the Ritz,
Though he wrote "White Christmas", we know where his heart is.

Bring-out the Torah,
Because it's time to celebrate Hanukkah!
Former owner of the Cleveland Browns-ica,
Also celebrates Hanukkah!

Adolph Hitler...yeah right, he hates Jews!
But you know who loved one? "Gimme a Break" star Nell Cater...she converted...
Frank Sinatra isn't Jewish, but Sammy Davis Jr. is one-ie.
There's also Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny.
Maybe Steven Speilberg can make a better Hanukkah flick,
There's only one and still...it sucks a lot of...what can I say?
There's so many Jews in show biz,
The Fab Four isn't, but I know their manager is.

Bill go tell Monica,
It's time to celebrate Hanukkah.
Steve Page bring-out your harmonica,
He too celebrates Hanukkah.
The whole cast of Seinfeld-ica,
Come dance tonight this hanukkah.
I know we really ought-ica,
To have a Happy Happy Happy Happy Hanukkah!

Where's that from? These are the part 4 lyrics (just came across it on the radio tonight)-


Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah

Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here’s the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin, and me!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
So does Stan Lee, Jake Gylleenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
Adam Levine wears a Jewish star
So does Drake and Seth Rogen
Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan

We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?
We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
But we also don’t have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (smart Jew!)

Put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukah
Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah

Jared from Subway: God dammit, a Jew
But guess who’s Jewish and can fix him? Loveline’s Dr. Drew (get on it doc!)
Princess Leia cuts the challah with Queen Elsa from Frozen
David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen
Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy
Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but 100 percent nutty

It’s cool that Santa Claus who makes Christmas so merry
But we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream’s Ben & Jerry (both Jewish!)

From New York to Iran-ukah, get up and celebrate Chanukah
Don’t mess with us, oh Chanukah, let’s all get along for Chanukah
So drink your Jaegerbomb-ukah and smoke your medical-chron-ukah
If you really, really wan-ukah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah:happyface

Schmoopie
12-08-2015, 03:47 AM
Hope everyone has a wonderful Chanukah! I LOVE that Adam Sandler song! What a classic!

MrCleveland
12-08-2015, 08:27 AM
Where's that from? These are the part 4 lyrics (just came across it on the radio tonight)-


Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah

Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here’s the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin, and me!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
So does Stan Lee, Jake Gylleenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
Adam Levine wears a Jewish star
So does Drake and Seth Rogen
Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan

We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?
We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
But we also don’t have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (smart Jew!)

Put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukah
Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah

Jared from Subway: God dammit, a Jew
But guess who’s Jewish and can fix him? Loveline’s Dr. Drew (get on it doc!)
Princess Leia cuts the challah with Queen Elsa from Frozen
David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen
Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy
Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but 100 percent nutty

It’s cool that Santa Claus who makes Christmas so merry
But we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream’s Ben & Jerry (both Jewish!)

From New York to Iran-ukah, get up and celebrate Chanukah
Don’t mess with us, oh Chanukah, let’s all get along for Chanukah
So drink your Jaegerbomb-ukah and smoke your medical-chron-ukah
If you really, really wan-ukah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah:happyface

Adam Sandler made a fourth Hanukkah Song?

Than make the other one #5.

opus
12-08-2015, 02:32 PM
Adam Sandler made a fourth Hanukkah Song?



Yup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YSOZP_M6eM

MrCleveland
12-08-2015, 07:07 PM
Yup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YSOZP_M6eM

Not Bad...I liked it...

Maybe I should send the lyrics I made to Adam Sandler, but if he uses them...I'd like to be called "Solomon Sachwitz".

Dude111
12-09-2015, 02:45 AM
Happy chanukah everyone!!!

Do we have anyone here who celebrates??

I hope ya get 8 (or more) nice gifts this year :)

IllinoisTVFan
12-12-2015, 02:33 AM
Happy Hanukkah. I don't celebrate (devout Catholic)but do have Jewish ancestry (my great grandfather was apparently Jewish).

Schmoopie
12-14-2015, 01:52 AM
Hope everyone had a wonderful Hanukkah!