(The Kramdens & Nortons are at the Macys Thanksgiving Parade.)

Ralph: "Boy, look at this Norton."

Ed: "We might get on TV Ralphie-boy."

Trixie: "We will see some celebrities."

Ralph: "The only thing is that it is chilly here. This parade needs to be in Miami Beach so the people can absorb the greatest crowds in the world."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "There is my favorite parade balloon. SpongeBob Squarepants"

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ed: "I wonder what it is like down in the sewer underneath all this."

Alice: "After that, there is going the turkey balloon. That is what we are going to eat tonight. Hopefully, Ralph won't eat it all."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!" (normally): "Don't embarrass me like you did when you decided to dance to Bruce Springsteen's song called: 'Glory Days.' You stepped on my foot."

Ed: "What about when you danced to his song called: 'Radio Nowhere.'?"

Ralph: "Let's not talk about me. Now, I am very thankful to be at this parade and enjoy it with Alice, Trixie and Ed."

Alice: "Me too. I am very thankful that we are all here living in freedom and enjoying this parade. I am also thankful to be here with you Ralph and the Nortons."

Trixie: "I am thankful to still be alive and well and to be married to you Ed. I am thankful to be here with you Ed and the Kramdens."

Ed: "And I am so thankful to be here enjoying all this with you Ralph-ie boy! A sweet kid. I am also thankful to be here with you Alice and Trixie."

Ralph: "I think we can all agree that ALL of us are thankful to be here."

(The Kramdens, Nortons and the crowd sing a song about being thankful.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. HOW SWEET IT IS!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "I am very thankful to be here in Miami Beach and performing around the greatest crowds in the world. The Miami Beach crowds."

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Let's introduce every one of the cast. First: Jean Kean."

(Audience cheers as Jean comes on stage and kisses Jackie.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Audience cheers as Audrey comes on stage and kisses Jackie.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Audience cheers as Art comes on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie: "Happy Thanksgiving! Goodnight everyone."

(Crowd cheers.)