View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 14) (The KC Royals beat the NY Mets 5-3.)


Frank Gannucci
10-31-2015, 11:47 PM
(Ralph is about to go to bed. He is in the bedroom with Alice.)

Ralph: "What a bad Halloween night Alice. The Mets just lost to the Royals again."

Alice: "You must be upset."

Ralph: "Boy am I. You don't blow a two run lead like that."

Alice: "I wonder how Ed Norton is taking it."

(Ralph goes to the window.)

(Unbeknownst to Ralph and Alice, Ed comes into the apartment and bedroom.)

Ed: "Ralph & Alice, the Mets lost."

(Ralph & Alice are somehow thinking that Ed is upstairs.)

Ralph (yells): "WE KNOW THAT NORTON. WE WILL WATCH THE GAME TOMORROW AND ROOT FOR THE METS."

(Ralph & Alice turn around and get scared at the sight of Ed.)

Alice: "Ed, the nerve you have coming into this bedroom of ours."

Ed: "Oh come on. No one has seen your bedroom before."

(Crowd wildly laughs because it is so true.)

Ralph: "That is besides the point. Now, those Mets have got to force a game 7. If the Mets make it this far, which they will, we should all fly to Kansas City and root the Mets on."

Ed: "When the Mets win the series, I will jump into the Kauffman Stadium fountain in celebration. I so will be at home."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "We will show the Royals who is really royalty."

Ed: "That will be the Royals."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Everyone remember to set your clocks back one hour tonight. As usual, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)