Frank Gannucci
10-31-2015, 11:47 PM
(Ralph is about to go to bed. He is in the bedroom with Alice.)
Ralph: "What a bad Halloween night Alice. The Mets just lost to the Royals again."
Alice: "You must be upset."
Ralph: "Boy am I. You don't blow a two run lead like that."
Alice: "I wonder how Ed Norton is taking it."
(Ralph goes to the window.)
(Unbeknownst to Ralph and Alice, Ed comes into the apartment and bedroom.)
Ed: "Ralph & Alice, the Mets lost."
(Ralph & Alice are somehow thinking that Ed is upstairs.)
Ralph (yells): "WE KNOW THAT NORTON. WE WILL WATCH THE GAME TOMORROW AND ROOT FOR THE METS."
(Ralph & Alice turn around and get scared at the sight of Ed.)
Alice: "Ed, the nerve you have coming into this bedroom of ours."
Ed: "Oh come on. No one has seen your bedroom before."
(Crowd wildly laughs because it is so true.)
Ralph: "That is besides the point. Now, those Mets have got to force a game 7. If the Mets make it this far, which they will, we should all fly to Kansas City and root the Mets on."
Ed: "When the Mets win the series, I will jump into the Kauffman Stadium fountain in celebration. I so will be at home."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ralph: "We will show the Royals who is really royalty."
Ed: "That will be the Royals."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. Everyone remember to set your clocks back one hour tonight. As usual, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "What a bad Halloween night Alice. The Mets just lost to the Royals again."
Alice: "You must be upset."
Ralph: "Boy am I. You don't blow a two run lead like that."
Alice: "I wonder how Ed Norton is taking it."
(Ralph goes to the window.)
(Unbeknownst to Ralph and Alice, Ed comes into the apartment and bedroom.)
Ed: "Ralph & Alice, the Mets lost."
(Ralph & Alice are somehow thinking that Ed is upstairs.)
Ralph (yells): "WE KNOW THAT NORTON. WE WILL WATCH THE GAME TOMORROW AND ROOT FOR THE METS."
(Ralph & Alice turn around and get scared at the sight of Ed.)
Alice: "Ed, the nerve you have coming into this bedroom of ours."
Ed: "Oh come on. No one has seen your bedroom before."
(Crowd wildly laughs because it is so true.)
Ralph: "That is besides the point. Now, those Mets have got to force a game 7. If the Mets make it this far, which they will, we should all fly to Kansas City and root the Mets on."
Ed: "When the Mets win the series, I will jump into the Kauffman Stadium fountain in celebration. I so will be at home."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ralph: "We will show the Royals who is really royalty."
Ed: "That will be the Royals."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. Everyone remember to set your clocks back one hour tonight. As usual, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)