(Ralph walks into the kitchen. He is dressed like a military man. The crowd cheers.)

Ralph: "Alice, come on out."

(Alice comes out dressed like a mermaid.)

Ralph: "Let me say that you look great Alice."

Alice: "Thank you Ralph. What time are the Nortons coming?"

Ralph: "Right now."

(The Nortons comes on in. They are dressed like Mickey and Minnie Mouse.)

Ed: "Happy Halloween Ralph & Alice."

Ralph: "I see you two are dressed for the annual Raccoon Costume Party."

Ed: "Yeah. I was thinking about going as a sewer worker."

Trixie: "But me and Ed decided to be Merry Mousketters."

Ralph: "I always said that you are a Merry Nut."

Ed: "Hey Ralph. I noticed that you are dressed as a military man. If you were in the military, wouldn't you fail the physical?"

Ralph: "Oh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot."

Alice: "You should have seen Ralph trying to get the people who egged our building last night. There were on top of the roof and they dropped eggs on the side of the building. Ralph stuck his head out to yell at the kids and got egg all over him."

Ed: "Did you eat the egg?"

Ralph: "Norton, I am not amused."

Alice: "They put toilet paper on the fire escapes."

Ed: "Did they think there were toilets on the fire escapes?"

Ralph: "No stupid. They wanted to desecrate this fine dump of a building."

Ed: "Boy, they joys of Halloween. Remember when you tried to go as the Man From Space only for me to come from work in my uniform and they thought I was the Man From Space while they thought you were a pinball machine?"

Ralph: "I remember that. The joys of Halloween."

(They all sing a song about Halloween. After that, they leave.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)