View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 13) (The NY Mets beat the KC Royals 9-3.)


Frank Gannucci
10-30-2015, 11:39 PM
(Ralph & Ed just watched the game in Ed's apartment.)

Ralph (yells): "YES! THOSE METS REALLY SCARED THE ROYALS."

Ed (yells): "WHAT A GREAT GAME RALPH-IE BOY!"

Ralph: "That will prove to the naysayers that the Mets long layoff will hurt them. Oh boy. Now its a series. There will be a game 5."

Ed: "With tomorrow being Halloween night, the Mets will REALLY scare the Royals."

Ralph: "You can say that again. I can feel it. The Mets will win the World Series. Who would have ever thought that would happen when the Mets were enduring a disappointing start?"

Ed: "Yeah. I bet that that Garrity is flipping out."

Ralph: "Him being at Citi Field would be a treat. The way all the Mets fans would insult him, oh boy. I would love to see what the Yankee fans would do to him if he visits there during a Yankee/Red Sox game and cheers for the Red Sox."

Ed: "I would love to visit Kauffman Stadium just so I can take a dip in that fountain of water."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Speaking of baseball, we should play a game on the streets of Brooklyn. I would hit a home run..."

Ed: "And you would collapse after two seconds of running when you tried to run to first place."

Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(Trixie comes in to separate the two.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)