Frank Gannucci
10-28-2015, 02:57 PM
(Ralph comes by Ed's manhole. Ed is already eating his lunch. Ralph looks like a zombie.)
Ed: "Ralph, I take it that you saw the ending of the game last night?"
Ralph: "Yeah Norton. I did. What a bad loss. The Mets blew it big time to those Royals. They don't even deserve to be called the Royals."
Ed: "I'm surprised you stayed up late. You kept me awake all last night until the end of the game."
Ralph: "How did you find out?"
Ed: "Me and the rest of the top floor heard you banging on the wall after the Mets lost. We thought you were going to break the wall."
Ralph: "Now, the Mets need to split the first two games. We need the Mets to win at Citi Field. The reaction the Mets will get will be great. The audience won't be as good as the Miami Beach audiences though."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "Thing I don't get is how could the Mets be so stupid to misspell city. They spelt it as C-I-T-I."
Ralph: "You dope. They sold the naming rights to the stadium to Citi Bank for a contract that goes for several decades."
Ed: "Oh. Then the people at Citi Bank must be stupid."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ralph: "At least the Miami Marlins were kind of enough to not sell their naming rights and have their new stadium called Marlins Park."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "Maybe the Mets should meet the Marlins in the World Series."
Ralph: "That won't happen unless one team goes to the other league. But, if that does happen, the Mets will find out that Miami Beach is one of the greatest places in the world."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "We should all hope that those Mets beat the Royals and not have FOX lose their feed like they did last night. I have to laugh at the fact that Yahoo can stream an NFL game from Europe with no problems yet FOX can't broadcast a game from Kansas City."
(Both laugh.)
Ed: "FOX can learn something from CBS and ABC. Let's go Mets."
(They both sing a song that includes the words "Let's go Mets.")
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "Ralph, I take it that you saw the ending of the game last night?"
Ralph: "Yeah Norton. I did. What a bad loss. The Mets blew it big time to those Royals. They don't even deserve to be called the Royals."
Ed: "I'm surprised you stayed up late. You kept me awake all last night until the end of the game."
Ralph: "How did you find out?"
Ed: "Me and the rest of the top floor heard you banging on the wall after the Mets lost. We thought you were going to break the wall."
Ralph: "Now, the Mets need to split the first two games. We need the Mets to win at Citi Field. The reaction the Mets will get will be great. The audience won't be as good as the Miami Beach audiences though."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "Thing I don't get is how could the Mets be so stupid to misspell city. They spelt it as C-I-T-I."
Ralph: "You dope. They sold the naming rights to the stadium to Citi Bank for a contract that goes for several decades."
Ed: "Oh. Then the people at Citi Bank must be stupid."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ralph: "At least the Miami Marlins were kind of enough to not sell their naming rights and have their new stadium called Marlins Park."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "Maybe the Mets should meet the Marlins in the World Series."
Ralph: "That won't happen unless one team goes to the other league. But, if that does happen, the Mets will find out that Miami Beach is one of the greatest places in the world."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "We should all hope that those Mets beat the Royals and not have FOX lose their feed like they did last night. I have to laugh at the fact that Yahoo can stream an NFL game from Europe with no problems yet FOX can't broadcast a game from Kansas City."
(Both laugh.)
Ed: "FOX can learn something from CBS and ABC. Let's go Mets."
(They both sing a song that includes the words "Let's go Mets.")
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)