(Ralph & Ed just walked home after bowling. Ralph is upset.)

Alice: "Hi boys! Ralph, you look angry. I thought you would be happy that the Mets won."

Ralph: "I am Alice. Its that this idiot, Norton told me that the first game would be TOMORROW."

Ed: "I said I am sorry. I misread."

Ralph: "Only an idiot like you would do that. Oh well, at least the Mets won. Tomorrow, they will increase their momentum and than go into that Wrigley Field for game 3. Ha! That Wrigley Field is notorious for being behind the times. They were late holdout for night games as well as a late holdout for having billboards and video boards around the stadium because of those people who watch the games on the roofs of buildings. Wrigley is the only stadium that is in the middle of a residential neighborhood."

Ed: "They also only have a manual, not electric scoreboard."

Alice: "Gee."

Ralph: "But lets go Mets. The NY area needs another World Series. When that happens, New York will be electric but it still wouldn't be as fun as that action city: Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "This is a series where something has got to give. It's a win-win situation."

Ralph: "What do you mean?"

Ed: "If the Cubs win, I want to see history being made by the Cubs going to the World Series and if the Cubs win the World Series, I want to see history being made by having their 107-year-old drought broken."

(Ralph opens the door and motions to Ed to get out. Ed walks toward the doorway.)

Ed: "This is no way to treat..."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)