View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 2) (The NY Mets beat the LA Dodgers 3-1.)


Frank Gannucci
10-10-2015, 07:06 AM
(Ralph is done watching the game. Ralph is fast asleep.)

Announcer (on TV): "The Mets have won it."

Alice (from bedroom, yells): "RALPH, IT IS 1AM. YOU GOT TO GO TO BED."

(Ralph "wakes up", gets up and walks to the hallway thinking its the bedroom.)

Ralph (falling down the stairs, yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

(A loud crash is heard. Alice comes out.)

Alice: "Ralph, what happened?"

(Ralph comes in holding his head.)

Ralph: "I fell down the stairs."

Alice (walking Ralph to the bedroom): "Serves you right. Staying up this late to watch a Met win."

(They go to the bedroom. Ed comes in with a HUGE sandwich. He watches Ralph's TV.)

Announcer (on TV): "Now, for the Late, Late, Late Show."

(Ralph comes out.)

Ralph: "Norton, what are you doing here?"

Ed: "My TV is on the brink. I couldn't watch the Mets win against the Dodgers."

Ralph: "You are telling me. I wonder what Vin Scully, the 99-year-old Dodger announcer is thinking. He so wants to see his team win another World Series. Ha ha ha. That will never happen."

Ed: "Especially since this is his last two years. I wonder what will happen when he retires."

Ralph: "He would probably retire to the fun and sun capital of the world...Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ralph: "Now, we got to root for the Mets again today. They are on the road for a sweep and I have a feeling that the Mets will win it all."

Ed: "You are so right Ralph."

(They both sing a song praising the Mets.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)