Frank Gannucci
10-10-2015, 07:06 AM
(Ralph is done watching the game. Ralph is fast asleep.)
Announcer (on TV): "The Mets have won it."
Alice (from bedroom, yells): "RALPH, IT IS 1AM. YOU GOT TO GO TO BED."
(Ralph "wakes up", gets up and walks to the hallway thinking its the bedroom.)
Ralph (falling down the stairs, yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
(A loud crash is heard. Alice comes out.)
Alice: "Ralph, what happened?"
(Ralph comes in holding his head.)
Ralph: "I fell down the stairs."
Alice (walking Ralph to the bedroom): "Serves you right. Staying up this late to watch a Met win."
(They go to the bedroom. Ed comes in with a HUGE sandwich. He watches Ralph's TV.)
Announcer (on TV): "Now, for the Late, Late, Late Show."
(Ralph comes out.)
Ralph: "Norton, what are you doing here?"
Ed: "My TV is on the brink. I couldn't watch the Mets win against the Dodgers."
Ralph: "You are telling me. I wonder what Vin Scully, the 99-year-old Dodger announcer is thinking. He so wants to see his team win another World Series. Ha ha ha. That will never happen."
Ed: "Especially since this is his last two years. I wonder what will happen when he retires."
Ralph: "He would probably retire to the fun and sun capital of the world...Miami Beach."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "Now, we got to root for the Mets again today. They are on the road for a sweep and I have a feeling that the Mets will win it all."
Ed: "You are so right Ralph."
(They both sing a song praising the Mets.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
Announcer (on TV): "The Mets have won it."
Alice (from bedroom, yells): "RALPH, IT IS 1AM. YOU GOT TO GO TO BED."
(Ralph "wakes up", gets up and walks to the hallway thinking its the bedroom.)
Ralph (falling down the stairs, yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
(A loud crash is heard. Alice comes out.)
Alice: "Ralph, what happened?"
(Ralph comes in holding his head.)
Ralph: "I fell down the stairs."
Alice (walking Ralph to the bedroom): "Serves you right. Staying up this late to watch a Met win."
(They go to the bedroom. Ed comes in with a HUGE sandwich. He watches Ralph's TV.)
Announcer (on TV): "Now, for the Late, Late, Late Show."
(Ralph comes out.)
Ralph: "Norton, what are you doing here?"
Ed: "My TV is on the brink. I couldn't watch the Mets win against the Dodgers."
Ralph: "You are telling me. I wonder what Vin Scully, the 99-year-old Dodger announcer is thinking. He so wants to see his team win another World Series. Ha ha ha. That will never happen."
Ed: "Especially since this is his last two years. I wonder what will happen when he retires."
Ralph: "He would probably retire to the fun and sun capital of the world...Miami Beach."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "Now, we got to root for the Mets again today. They are on the road for a sweep and I have a feeling that the Mets will win it all."
Ed: "You are so right Ralph."
(They both sing a song praising the Mets.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)