:santa2: Santa Claus has announced he will no longer give lumps of coal to naughty children. Instead he will be giving them subscriptions to Cable TV. The first year will be free, but when that period ends they will have to pay $160.00 a month for the next three years or pay a penalty of $7,000.00 for breach of contract. :lol: :rotflmao: :rofl: :brent