http://www.buzzfeed.com/farrahpenn/modern-family-moments-thatll-make-you-laugh-every-time

"If you love something, set it free. Unless it's a tiger." — Phil's-osophy

LOL! So true the show is hysterical, it can get away with the double entendres without resorting to being crass and tasteless like other sitcoms.

Another bit I like to mention is when Phil and Andy are making a video message for Andy's girlfriend:

ANDY: "By this time tomorrow the coast guard will be giving it to my girlfriend"
PHIL: "I can't wait to see the look on her face when she takes it all in"