http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/true-detective-drinking-games-season-2_55c23e51e4b0138b0bf4ae4f

Because drinking during this mess of a season could kill you. PLUS: Season 2’s decline explained in charts (http://variety.com/2015/data/news/hbo-true-detective-failing-in-second-season-1201555445/).