i no someone prolly alread posted it...but it was fun

post ur favorite FOL quotes

one of mine
Blair-we?
Tootie-yeah, we is the first person plural pronoun, me and Nat are we and we are going with you!

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Jo: Blow it out your gucci bag, Blair.

Nat- Tootie!
Toot- Dorthy!
Nat- Fine Dottie, what are you doing?



MG- I bid, 2 of hearts. Now what do you bid?
Toot- Full house.
MG- Oh come on Tootie, try for me!
Toot- Look I'm sorry Martha moved to Texas but I don't wanna be your new bridge partner!

Sam- I had a brainstorm last night. What's the last thing you thought you'd be doing this weekend?
Jo- uh, lion taming!?
Sam- No that's next weekend. What about horseback riding?
Jo- uh, on a horse?
Blair- Jo? On a horse?(Laughs)
Jo- Is there something funny about that Blair?
Blair- no no.\




Raquetball rules! I think. Bye!

I have a lot....but I just thought of this one now (I havn't seen The Secret for a reallllly long time, soooo.... it's probably a little off but anywayz...)

Blair: Jo is really.....Joanna Marie!!!
Jo: Ya, that's what my dad calls me sometimes......(Blair's still laughing).....but nobody else.
Blair: I prefere Jo myself.

Jo: Dad, are you sure they're giving you this money all at once?
Nat: There she goes again!
Jo: Well, he could be getting 1,000 dollars a year, for, 300 years.



Delivery man: Uh, Jo Pol-cheese-ne-ack.
Blair: Close enough.
Blair: Look, cheese, it's from your dad!


Jo: The saleslady made the mistake of telling him I look good in everything.
Toote: That's ridiculous.


Jo: He didn't. He did.
Tootie: It's beautiful.
Natalie: It's mink, I know; every woman in our family over 60 has one.
Jo: I guess that's what you wear this time of year.
Nat: It's what the minks wear.

Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!
Jo: Don't scare it! It's all alone up there!

or something like that!

OK i have another one!

Blair: I never thought I'd be saying this you and Eddie have my blessing.

Jo: Do you know what this means to me?...............nothin.

lol...

Blair:"I just had another one of my brilliant ideas."
Jo:"No, it's just the tacos from lunch."

Of course...."You're born, you move on, you die, that's life."~Jo

"There's gonna be trouuuuuble!"~Tootie

"You can take the girl outta the bronx but you can't take the bronx outta here."~Jo

Then there's the whole scene where Jo was gonna make a bomb.

Blair:"You're not thinking of doing anything serious are u?"
Jo:"No, murder is serious business!"

"You're so stupid you can't even spell IQ."~Jo

"Oh that's good."~Nat

"Why should I be a pencil when I can be a bright, happy magic marker"~Nat

"Turn blue."~Blair

"You're so spoiled, if you were a milk carton the date would read B.C."~Jo




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heres one

jo- i think about doing something with my hair
blair-like what washing it?
Jo- no i wanted to get that brainless look you have


LoL

Last night after this topic was posted I popped in one of my 27 FOL tapes to pick out some of my favorite quotes...I ended up staying up till two in the morning writting out a whole FOL episode. I guess i'll just pick something from that episode I wrote out -

Blair: Don't you know, that when somebody doesn't want you that's their problem.
Jo: You really believe that?
Blair: Jo, you said it yourself this morning, you are what you are, and if thats not good enough...they can just...
Jo: Blow it out their Crank Case?
Blair: Yea...
Ms. Garrett: Well said.
Jo: You know Blair you....you are what you are....and thats good enough for me :wave: ByeBye

Blair: I know a phony when I see one.
Jo: You should-you spend enough time looking in the mirror.


There is another one that used to be in Michele's signature that I loved, but I don't remember it exactly. It went something like this...

Tootie: Muffy? What kind of a name is Muffy?
Jo: Beats me, Tootie.




There are so many classic quotes...don't have time to list them all.






ks

Heres one

Blair-Blair Warner
Jo-delighted, Gloria Vanderbelt
Jo-Oh I got your hand dirty, maybe you should go get it steamed cleaned or something


I love that one


keep posting

These two are my fav.

Nat: "She's a breath of freash air isn't she!"

and the other one is

Mrs. G: "Would you two girls like a bowl of meow mix?"

lol

heres another

Mrs. Garrett-something in me wishes that you would have hit him with something

jo- oh i did, thats what happened to my other shoe

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jo:"I thought u liked me in that way that u like someone when u like them in that way."

mrs.g's "can i offer u two a bowl of meow mix..." lol...i use that line everytime someone i know starts cat fighting and they look at me like i'm loco....

I've got lots of favorite quotes... here's a couple of my most favorite...

Sue Ann: But don't you remember? Opening sealed recorded is against the law.
Tootie: Says who?
Sue Ann: Dinah Shore and Charles Neilson Riley agreed with her.


Tumpy: You do grass?
Sue Ann: No, but I know what it is to mow the lawn.

Tootie: Nat thats not how the games played!
Nat: Canadian Rules!


Jo: u mean, 50 50...50 50?


Jo: there are two things that you dont joke about the yankees(suck hehe) and what roy just did to me!


Margo: I'll just have one roll im on a diet
Jo: Ive seen you in gym class, you've got a lot more then one roll

Blair: A fire! theres been a fire!

Geri- Questions dont hurt, ignorence does

I just die laughing when I hear this one:

Blair (to Dina):
This is tuna, should the subject ever come up. See the little fishie?

:lol: :rotflmao:

Originally posted by InspectorExstead
mrs.g's "can i offer u two a bowl of meow mix..." lol...i use that line everytime someone i know starts cat fighting and they look at me like i'm loco....
Oh my gosh, my friend does that too! I start cracking up when she says it! LoL!
Well here's one of my favorites:
Blair: The cafeteria van? Keys are never in it.
Jo: Who needs a key? Tonight you're going to get your first lesson in hotwiring.
Blair: Hotwiring? Don't be stupid, the van already has a heater.
LoL, I crack up! Man I miss FOL!

heres another one


Jo-what happened?
Nat-I think Blair decked her
Jo-you did?
Blair- Yea, i guess i did do the decking

Originally posted by InspectorExstead

mrs.g's "can i offer u two a bowl of meow mix..." lol...i use that line everytime someone i know starts cat fighting and they look at me like i'm loco....



some random people were fighting and i said this to my friends and they started to laugh but then i said it was from fol...they were like "nope not funny"

Originally posted by hockeybabe528
some random people were fighting and i said this to my friends and they started to laugh but then i said it was from fol...they were like "nope not funny"
Well that's rude? Do they hate the show or somethin'? LoL.
Well here's another one I like.
Blair: Mrs. Garrett, I've never done menial work before. I don't know how you slice onions or take out the garbage
Mrs. G: Oh it's not so bad. With onions you cry a little, with garbage, you die a little. :lol:

I love this scene.

Blair- (sighs)
Jo- I hate it when you do that.
Blair- Do what?
Jo- Sigh
Blair- I don't sigh
Jo- Well if it wasn't a sigh, you've got a slow leak
Tootie- Cool it you two
Blair- (sighs)
Jo- You're doing it again
Blair- It's called breathing
Jo- You do it just to annoy me
Blair- No, I do it to keep from dying
Jo- Now there's an idea!
:lol:

I also like this one - i dont know if its right but its like this...

Blair: What were YOU doing in the library? reading Dumbo?
Jo: I don't have to READ Dumbo I bunk with her every night..

Originally posted by SFPDJinnyExstead
I also like this one - i dont know if its right but its like this...

Blair: What were YOU doing in the library? reading Dumbo?
Jo: I don't have to READ Dumbo I bunk with her every night..


Actually, it's "I don't have to read Dumbo, I bunk next to her"


LOL. That's one of my faves too! Here are some more!

Tootie- Just remember, when Jo & Blair kill you, I get your pearl necklace.
Natalie- They arent gonna kill me, they're gonna thank me and gimme a pearl bracelet to match.


Jo- The only place I wanna see a cow, is slapped on a bun with some 57 sauce.

Tootie- WOW! I've never seen a nightie that had, instructions!

Natalie- Who wants to be a skinny pencil. I'd rather be a happy magic marker.


Mrs. G- Hey Jo, why don't you try out for something this year.
Jo- No way, I'm not gonna stand up here and make a foool of myself.
Blair- But you do it so well!

Jo- Oh come on Tootie, Raymond is to good for Doris, if he's smart he'll let her hop on her broomstick and fly away.

Blair- Beverly Ann, I need to talk to you about Jo and her bike. She took it on her first date, she polishes it everyweekend they're inseperable. Like peanut butter and jelly. Ham and eggs
Bev- Roy and Trigger
Blair- Bingo
Bev- and Catholics
Blair- Right
Bev- and left
Blair- Stop!
Bev- and go.
Blair- Please!
Bev- and thank you
Blair- Oh go away.
Bev- and come again! Oh I just love this game!


Bev- Let's see, it's tomorrow in Africa, so if I wanted to talk to Edna today, I should of called her yesterday.

Blair- Oh, come on. Jo won't notice if a few of the pieces are a tiny bit mixed up.
Natalie- Dream on.
Blair- So you're saying she'll notice?
Natalie- Yes, and when she does there'll be parts of you down the heating vent.

Blair- Ok, my persimmon pumps, my lime pumps, my plum pumps. This is terrible!
natalie- Why are they starting to rot?!
Blair- I can't find my peach pumps! I won't match!
Jo- And John DeLorean thinks he has problems.\

These are only a few of my faves!! LOL!!! :lol: :heart:

Don't know if this one's been yet...

Blair: (to Tootie) Oh, yeah? Tell that to the frog! Go on, say it to his face! You can't, can you? You know why? Because he hasn't got a face, Tootie. It's been chopped off!

I like the one from Michele's siggie too. I'm not sure about it either.


Tootie- Muffy? Her name is Muffy? What kind of name is Muffy?
Jo- Beats me, Tootie.