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AB
05-28-2015, 03:57 PM
Post your favorite quotes & lines from The New Adventures of Old Christine.
AB
05-28-2015, 03:59 PM
A Matthew quote:
king of comedy
05-28-2015, 05:14 PM
Funny!
AB
05-29-2015, 06:00 PM
A Matthew quote:
AB
06-02-2015, 05:52 PM
A Christine and Richard quote:
AB
06-15-2015, 05:32 PM
A Christine line/quote:
AB
07-20-2015, 04:24 PM
A Barb quote:
AB
07-20-2015, 04:30 PM
A Christine quote:
AB
08-28-2015, 04:11 PM
A Matthew & Christine line/quote:
AB
03-28-2016, 03:56 PM
A Matthew quote:
AB
06-11-2018, 06:08 PM
A Barb quote:
AB
06-11-2018, 06:23 PM
A Christine quote:
AB
06-12-2018, 02:41 PM
A Matthew quote:
MA
06-12-2018, 02:44 PM
Burton: Christine, I'm sorry. I know you were probably kind of surprised to see that I was seeing someone so soon after we broke up. But I really didn't think it would bother you, especially since you're the one who broke up with me.
Christine: Oh, no, it didn't bother me. I've seen people too, lots. I'm the town factory for God's sake. You can't close me down.
MA
06-12-2018, 02:46 PM
Christine: Are you saying that the divorce was my fault?
Hillary: It wouldn't be ethical of me to tell you that.
Christine: Was it anyone's fault?
Hillary: Yes.
Christine: Was it Richard's fault?
Hillary: No.
AB
01-23-2019, 05:59 PM
Christine:
MA
02-06-2019, 11:55 AM
Richard: How's my little third-grader?
Richie: I look ridiculous in these clothes.
Richard: Yeah... you kinda do.
Christine: Richard, don't make this harder for me.
Richard: I'm sorry. [to Richie] Cool pants, is that Rayon?
MA
10-14-2020, 07:00 AM
Ritchie: Why is everyone's car so much bigger than ours?
Christine: Because they don't believe in themselves.
Richie: Do we believe in ourselves?
Christine: [shrugs] Look at our car.