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TMC
03-25-2002, 06:54 PM
http://www.teevee.org/archive/2002/02/14/index.html

Charlie Brown Valentine's specials we'll never see on TV. And of course, it goes without saying, I'll burn in hell for these:
Why Can't My Boyfriend Be More Like You, Charlie Brown?

It's Not You, It's Me, Charlie Brown

If I Didn't Have a Boyfriend It'd Be You, Charlie Brown

Because No Means No, Charlie Brown

There's No Easy Way to Say It, So I'm Just Going to Say It, Charlie Brown

You're Like a Brother, Charlie Brown

But I Thought You Were Gay, Charlie Brown

Can't Things Stay the Way They Are, Charlie Brown?

Size Doesn't Matter, Charlie Brown

She's Nothing But A Red-Headed Tease, Charlie Brown

You Still Have Something to Live For, Charlie Brown, Please Step

Away From the Ledge

I Know It's You That's Been Calling Me, Charlie Brown

There's a Thin Line Between Love and Hate, Charlie Brown

What We Have is a Failure to Communicate, Charlie Brown

You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling, Charlie Brown

But I Was Thinking of You, Charlie Brown

It'll Be Our Little Secret, Charlie Brown

I'm Flattered But I Just Think of You as a Friend, Charlie Brown

I Thought You Knew, I Play for the Other Team, Charlie Brown

I'm Focusing On My Career, Charlie Brown

The Restraining Order Says You Have to Stay 500 Yards Away, Charlie Brown

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TJL
03-25-2002, 08:58 PM
How about...

Why can't I find a guy just like you, but not you, Charlie Brown?

Do you know any nice guys, Charlie Brown?

I love you, but I'm not in love with you, Charlie Brown.

My last boyfriend really screwed me over so I'm not dating anyone for two years by the way is Linus seeing anybody Charlie Brown?

I can go out with anybody I like but every girl you talk to is a skank, Charlie Brown.

This is fun!

17Mar59
04-07-2002, 10:42 PM
Or how about:

I Love You Like A Brother,Charlie Brown

Snoopy Makes More Than You,Charlie Brown

Good Grief,It's Cupid,Charlie Brown

It's Yentl The Match Maker,Charlie Brown

You Aren't Exactly Don Juan,Charlie Brown

You Have To Be A Football Hero,Charlie Brown

I Don't Get A Kick Out Of You,Charlie Brown

joan davis fan
04-08-2002, 07:40 AM
how about.....

Don't expect a card this year from Charles Schultz, Charlie Brown

or

You cant afford to buy a card this year since you work for Peanuts, Charlie Brown

or

You"ll find more love over at the Family Circus, Charlie Brown

jayman75
04-15-2002, 01:06 PM
A little more adult... but somewhat humorous.......


We wish you'd change that shirt, Charlie Brown

You and that dog are a little too close, Charlie Brown

You need to try Rogaine, Charlie Brown

Does that girl have *REAL* naturally curly hair, Charlie Brown?

TJL
04-15-2002, 06:25 PM
How about...


"My boyfriend dumped me so can I come over and cry in your lap Charlie Brown?"

jayman75
06-11-2002, 07:51 PM
We also have...

You only have dots for nipples, Charlie Brown

The Little Red-Headed Girl isn't a real red-head, Charlie Brown

Lucy has a deep-rooted physical love for you, Charlie Brown

Brett Ferino
06-11-2002, 08:00 PM
How about this:

Another Charlie Brown Christmas
The Great Pumpkin's Back, Charlie Brown

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mamamiasweetpeaches
07-11-2002, 09:35 AM
This was the funniest Post I've read in days!!!!!I'm goin on Day 4 of Reading This and Laughing My Ass Off!!!!!!!!

jayman75
07-11-2002, 02:36 PM
I know it... these are pretty funny!!