(Alice comes down the stairs. Ralph reluctantly follows.)

Alice: "Ralph, get that reluctant look off your face."

Ralph: "I can't help it Alice. Once again, you are dragging me to your mother's house."

(Trixie comes down the stairs. Ed reluctantly follows.)

Trixie: "Come on Ed. Stop being such a reluctant person."

Ed: "You know as well as I do that I am missing SpongeBob Squarepants for this."

Ralph: "Not only that, but we are missing that hockey game. What bad luck."

Alice: "Ralph, you promised me that we would go see my mother on Mother's Day."

Ralph: "Fine. We will see her for a second than we will leave."

Alice: "RALPH!"

Trixie: "Maybe one day Alice, we will become mothers and adopt kids."

Ed: "Can't all of us have kids by not adopting?"

Ralph: "Of course not you dope. We are all too old."

Ed: "Oooh."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Well, I still hope that we have kids. Trixie and Alice would become great mothers."

Ed: "I agree."

Alice: "Well thank you you too. I certainly would want my son to have a grandmother like your mothers."

Ralph: "I wonder if he or she would think what I think of Alice's mother...let me finish Alice. I will admit that your mother is not a bad old crow at that. I will give her that much."

Ed: "Trixie, your mother is NOT the most miserable, rotten...sweetest person that I ever met. She also is not a very bad old crow at that. I will give her that much. The fact that she gave me a SpongeBob Squarepants book is great."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "I know that Ed's mother is great and so is mine."

Ed: "Thank you Ralph-ie boy. You are a sweet kid."

Ralph: "Thank you Norton. Well, let's all see our mothers. The world is a great place thanks to mothers."

(They all sing a song about Mother's Day. After that, they all leave.)

(Jackie comes on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. I just want to wish all the mothers a Happy Mother's Day."

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)