Frank Gannucci
04-22-2015, 10:45 PM
(The Atlanta Hawks beat the Brooklyn Nets 96-91.)
(Ralph is upset while sitting at the kitchen table.)
Alice: "Ralph, you knew that because the Nets got into the playoffs on the last day of the regular season that they were going to have a tough roe to hoe."
Ralph: "A tough roe to hoe? The Nets aren't farmers Alice. The Nets were supposed to own the Hawks. Do you know that the Nets NEVER won an NBA title? This was supposed to be their year."
(Ed comes down. He is so sad that he is blowing his nose.)
Ed: "How sad Ralph that the Nets lost again. But the fact that the Nets came so close to winning is a surprise."
Ralph: "Why do you say that?"
Ed: "There is some talk from a person who thought that the Nets were going to have a really, really tough time hanging with the Hawks."
Ralph: "Who?"
Ed: "Me."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph: "Alice, somewhere there is a straightjacket waiting for that man."
(Jack walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph is upset while sitting at the kitchen table.)
Alice: "Ralph, you knew that because the Nets got into the playoffs on the last day of the regular season that they were going to have a tough roe to hoe."
Ralph: "A tough roe to hoe? The Nets aren't farmers Alice. The Nets were supposed to own the Hawks. Do you know that the Nets NEVER won an NBA title? This was supposed to be their year."
(Ed comes down. He is so sad that he is blowing his nose.)
Ed: "How sad Ralph that the Nets lost again. But the fact that the Nets came so close to winning is a surprise."
Ralph: "Why do you say that?"
Ed: "There is some talk from a person who thought that the Nets were going to have a really, really tough time hanging with the Hawks."
Ralph: "Who?"
Ed: "Me."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph: "Alice, somewhere there is a straightjacket waiting for that man."
(Jack walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)