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Eddie & Louis quotes/lines:

Eddie: Oh hey, maybe your stepdaughter Nicole would like to join?
Honey: Sure. I'll ask Marvin and then he'll ask her and she'll tell him what the answer is. It's the way we communicate at dinner. (sighs) Takes a long time to get the salt.

Jessica:

"You know what gives me nightmares. Our bank account. Stephen King should publish my checkbook."

Nicole, on making several attempts to tell her father that she's gay.

Have you thought about telling your dad?

Nicole: Oh, I've tried to tell him. A few times.

cut to scene with Dad:

Nicole: Dad, there's something I have to tell you.

Marvin: Hmm?

Nicole:
(1st attempt) I...I want a bass guitar.

(2nd attempt) I need a new tent.

(3rd attempt) I'm a Wiccan.

My dad thinks I'm a musical witch who loves to camp.

Louis: Are you ready to do this?

Mitch:: Not really, I feel like I've told you numerous times, I don't want to do this but all you do is smile and nod.

A Jessica quote:

Jessica:

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Jessica: Because of Caddyshack. It's my favorite movie set in a country club. I've always wanted to go to one. "Spaulding get your foot off the boat!" It's so much yelling. It's so good.

A Connie quote:

Mitch: One blooming onion.
Louis: Uh, Mitch, I think you meant to say one booming onion. Blooming onion is the intellectual property of one less good restaurant.

Louis & Jessica:

Grandma Huang:

I was right to support you. You are a gardener, you like to plant seeds. Idea seeds. Business seeds.

- Jessica

DC & Eddie:

The Wheel takes physical skill, Millionaire is just knowing lots of stuff.

- Jessica

Simryn & Eddie:

Honey: I lost a Ricola in my hair a week ago.
Louis: I saw it fall out yesterday.

Grandmother:

The Wheel takes physical skill, Millionaire is just knowing lots of stuff.

- Jessica

Jessica:

Jessica: "Children are never too old to be controlled. It's just like chess, children are the pawns and you are the queen."

Louis:

I give you three of vacation days a year, that's pretty easy. And I'm easy on the eyes! That's two easies.

- Louis

Nicole:

Honey: I lost a Ricola in my hair a week ago.
Louis: I saw it fall out yesterday.

Louis:

“So a basketball man made a video game about karateing people?”
— Eddie Huang

Evan:

Eddie Huang:
Delivering fajitas sucks!

Louis Huang:
You know what your grandfather's first job was? Selling bread that was so hot that he lost all his fingerprints.

Eddie:

I have a photographic tongue. I remember every taste.

- Eddie

Jessica:

Did that ginger bite you and infect your brain?

- Jessica

Emery:

Louis:

How can I help you find your next chapter if I can't even find mine?

- Louis

Marvin:

"Extracurriculars are the wings of a social butterfly." -Louis

Emery:

Jessica:

"No means no! ... Respect girls!"

Louis:

I was right to support you. You are a gardener, you like to plant seeds. Idea seeds. Business seeds.

- Jessica

Nicole:

Honestly Mom, I'm surprised you're not more on board with acting. It's basically manipulation.

- Emery