http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/modern-family-star-sitcom-characters-781546

"I don't think you guys really want us to grow," he said at Paleyfest, "because if we did, I wouldn't fall over things anymore."

Phil is a millionaire real estate broker with a hot, blonde wife living in Southern California in a three story home.

What does he have to change?

I think this is the guy that was quoted in the article:


http://i.imgur.com/UhFojde.png (http://lunapic.com)

Phil is a millionaire real estate broker with a hot, blonde wife living in Southern California in a three story home.

What does he have to change?
Nothing. That is why it's still funny and fresh.