(Ralph is getting ready to go to the Raccoon Lodge.)

Ralph: "Boy Alice, tonight me & Ed are going to get lucky. I can feel it. We are going to win the annual Raccoon St. Patty's Day Treasure Hunt. The prize $100,000. We are going to be rich."

Alice: "I hope you that when you two celebrate, you don't waste it away by the busload."

Ralph: "We would never do that. I never waste money on things like food and beer."

(Alice looks at Ralph.)

Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!"

(Ed comes down. Crowd applauds.)

Ed: "Whaddaya say Ralph & Alice? Ralph, are you ready to become rich?"

Ralph: "I certainly am pal. We are going to win that contest in grand fashion."

Ed: "We can finally move out of this dump of a building with the money and get new homes. I got an eye on that apartment building next door."

Ralph: "Really, I was thinking about moving to a place where I can play golf year-round like Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Alice: "Good luck you two."

(They leave.)

(Ralph & Ed are participating in the Raccoon Treasure Hunt outside.)

Ed: "Ralph, it's dark out. I'm scared about being in this forest."

Ralph: "You certainly are a wimp. I am not a coward. I am a brave, brave man."

(Owl hoots lightly.)

Ralph (scared, yells): "ARRRRRGGGGHHH! WHAT WAS THAT?"

Ed: "It was an owl, oh brave and fearless leader."

Ralph: "I wasn't scared. Just surprised."

Ed: "Ralph, there is a man with a knife."

Ralph (yells): "ARRRRGGHHH!"

(Ralph falls into dirty water and resurfaces.)

Ralph (yells): "WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?"

Ed: "There isn't anyone. I was just practicing."

Ralph (yells): "YOU WANT ME TO DROWN YOU AND BURY YOU INTO THE GROUND? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK."

Ed: "Sorry. Let's see here."

Ralph: "What does it say?"

Ed: "'Copyright 2015...'"

Ralph (yells): "WILL YOU READ THE FIRST STEP?"

Ed: "'Take a left turn at the tree with the X on it."

Ralph: "Okay."

(After a few hours, they get the chest.)

Ralph: "Okay Norton. Time to get rich. All we have to do is run to the Head Raccoon at the finish line and he will give us the prize."

(They do. They are about to get to the finish line but they trip. A couple gets past them and wins it.)

Head Raccoon: "The winners of the race are Mr. & Mrs. Gibson."

Ralph (yells): "WHAT?"

(Ralph sees Alice's parents.)

Alice's Mom: "Hi Sonny Boy! Looks like I am not to late to see my big fat son-in-law make a fool of himself."

Ralph (yells): "YOU BLABBERMOUTH!"

Ed: "Ralph, looks like one of your plans has gone up in smoke."

Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT ED! PUT' EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(Everyone tries to separate the two.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "The cast. First: Audrey Meadows."

(The crowd cheers as Aud comes on stage and kisses Jackie.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(The crowd cheers as Art comes on stage and shakes Jack's hand.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach St. Patty's Day celebrations are the BEST! HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)