Some of you may have noticed that Verizon edited out the last part of its' "Half-Fast" commercial (the part where the mom says" Now his homework won't be half fast." To which the announcer says, "That's up to him"). The reason they 86'ed that part is because up til then, the term "half-fast" applied to the various scenerios presented. However in the last part, half-fast clearly meant "Half - A$$ed". Why would the quality of his homework affect the speed of Verizon's internet connection? The fact is: IT WOULDN'T.