(A Honeymooners New Year's Eve):

(The Kramdens and Nortons are boarding the subway.)

Ed: "I can't believe that we are now going to ring n 2015."

Ralph: "Seems like only yesterday that we were ringing in 2010."

Alice: "Imagine all of us being in Times Square on New Year's Eve."

Trixie: "We will have a blast."

Ralph: "We will live it up."

(They all get on the subway.)

Ralph: "We will have a blast. How about after the ball drop, we all go to the Hong Kong Gardens and live it up?"

Ed: "That's a great idea Ralph."

Alice: "I hope you don't get wasted afterwards Ralph."

Ralph: "Me? No. That is my New Year's Resolution. I am not going to be like that Jackie Gleason."

(Audience cheers.)

(They arrive in Times Square. They are all squished like sardines.)

Ed: "Boy, what a crowd."

Ralph: "I hate to be a person in this crowd who has a bathroom problem."

Ed: "Especially if he's you."

Ralph: "Oooooh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot. You better hope I don't drop you in the sewer."

Ed: "I wouldn't mind that. I would have a swimming good time."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Alice: "The ball is going to drop."

Everyone (yell): "10...9...8...7..."

Ed (yells): "THE CHAMPAGNE IS NOT KORBEL."

(Ralph laughs.)

Everyone (yells): "...3...2...1..."

(To be continued.)