Frank Gannucci
12-21-2014, 02:39 PM
(A Honeymooners Xmas Eve):
(The Kramdens and Nortons are getting the Christmas Eve Party at the Raccoon Lodge all ready. They bring in a HUGE tree and food.)
Ralph: "Norton, I have to say this. Alice wanted me to go to her mother's for Xmas Eve. I said no way and she buckled under pressure just like that. She knows that I AM the MASTER."
Alice: "Ralph, I forgot to tell you. Look who I decided to bring as guests."
(Alice's parents arrive.)
Alice's Mom: "Sonny boy."
(Ralph is steamed.)
Ralph (to Alice): "Yoooooooooooou sneak."
Trixie: "Hello there Mr. & Mrs. Gibson."
Ed: "Looks like you got a lump of coal Ralph."
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP!"
Alice's Mom: "I hope you don't eat all the food here yourself Ralph. I'll be surprised if you don't."
(Ralph slams his fist into his hand.)
Ralph: "I hope you don't upset our celebrity guest tonight. He is a mystery."
Ed: "The Head Raccoon won't even tell us."
Ralph: "Well, its time go decorate the tree."
(Ralph & Ed and the rest of the Raccoons decorate the tree.)
(After they are finished, Ralph is ready to plug the lights.)
Ralph: "All right fellow Raccoons. We are going to plug the lights. I hope this tree will look really good."
Ed: "Hey Ralph, how about the time you and I decorated the apartment building with the landlord's approval? We decorated the building like it was owned by Clark Griswold complete with none of the lights working because you forgot to plug it in."
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"
(Ralph plugs in the lights. Nothing happens.)
Alice's Mom: "Since Ralph put these lights up, he made a fool of himself."
Ralph: "Ooooh, time for me to check every bulb. Come on Norton."
(Ralph takes a bulb out and has his finger in the bulb's socket. Ed decides to pulg in the lights. The lights lite up and Ralph feels the electricity.)
Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH! OWWWWWWWWWWWW! UNPLUG IT!"
(Ed does. Ralph puts his fists up because he wants to fight Ed. Peace prevails.)
(It's 11:59p.)
Head Raccoon: "One minute to Christmas everyone. The celebrity is getting out of his car and arriving just in time for Christmas just like I told him. I gave him a hefty check."
(The celebrity arrives.)
(To be continued.)
(The Kramdens and Nortons are getting the Christmas Eve Party at the Raccoon Lodge all ready. They bring in a HUGE tree and food.)
Ralph: "Norton, I have to say this. Alice wanted me to go to her mother's for Xmas Eve. I said no way and she buckled under pressure just like that. She knows that I AM the MASTER."
Alice: "Ralph, I forgot to tell you. Look who I decided to bring as guests."
(Alice's parents arrive.)
Alice's Mom: "Sonny boy."
(Ralph is steamed.)
Ralph (to Alice): "Yoooooooooooou sneak."
Trixie: "Hello there Mr. & Mrs. Gibson."
Ed: "Looks like you got a lump of coal Ralph."
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP!"
Alice's Mom: "I hope you don't eat all the food here yourself Ralph. I'll be surprised if you don't."
(Ralph slams his fist into his hand.)
Ralph: "I hope you don't upset our celebrity guest tonight. He is a mystery."
Ed: "The Head Raccoon won't even tell us."
Ralph: "Well, its time go decorate the tree."
(Ralph & Ed and the rest of the Raccoons decorate the tree.)
(After they are finished, Ralph is ready to plug the lights.)
Ralph: "All right fellow Raccoons. We are going to plug the lights. I hope this tree will look really good."
Ed: "Hey Ralph, how about the time you and I decorated the apartment building with the landlord's approval? We decorated the building like it was owned by Clark Griswold complete with none of the lights working because you forgot to plug it in."
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"
(Ralph plugs in the lights. Nothing happens.)
Alice's Mom: "Since Ralph put these lights up, he made a fool of himself."
Ralph: "Ooooh, time for me to check every bulb. Come on Norton."
(Ralph takes a bulb out and has his finger in the bulb's socket. Ed decides to pulg in the lights. The lights lite up and Ralph feels the electricity.)
Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH! OWWWWWWWWWWWW! UNPLUG IT!"
(Ed does. Ralph puts his fists up because he wants to fight Ed. Peace prevails.)
(It's 11:59p.)
Head Raccoon: "One minute to Christmas everyone. The celebrity is getting out of his car and arriving just in time for Christmas just like I told him. I gave him a hefty check."
(The celebrity arrives.)
(To be continued.)