http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/12/comic-book-guy-quotes-the-simpsons/

For years, Comic Book Guy has been dispensing vicious insults at the patrons of The Android’s Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop. Today, let’s look back at some of the best one-liners from everyone’s favorite fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan.

I dont have time to read the slide show but one that stands out is when he said "Prepare the goldfish crackers."