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Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:34 AM
We had none of that on my end, but the topic at the table this year was LITERALLY "The guy with the 135lb scrotum" and the fact my sister had to Google "Guy with really big balls" to find out why he died.
LOL

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 02:35 AM
How does this even HAPPEN?
I'm guessing the guy had some kind of cancer or something and just thought that's why it happened.

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:35 AM
STOP TESTIE SHAMING HIM.
IT'S TF, IF I'M GOING TO SHAME ANYONE IT'S GOING TO BE HIM.

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:37 AM
LOL
Where you been, Jack?

Out with your girls in the yacht?

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:37 AM
Considering some of the stuff I've done over the years as a joke, the government probably thinks a LOT of things about me. :lol:
"So what's this Justin Timberlake country album? Apocalyptic Wonderland? The hell is that?"

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:38 AM
"So what's this Justin Timberlake country album? Apocalyptic Wonderland? The hell is that?"
*The government stumble upon Apocalyptic Wonderland, see the cover, and arrest you for being a terrorist.*

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:38 AM
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVX0i_lXyoadqdecm8ABqKjJ0R7fGEheKSuUY9y8mUNz7hc_DOIg
:rotflmao:

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:39 AM
Classified Government Files Of Booty Search Totals

EFD 1,569
Lucas: 1,101
TF: 548
Jack:243
Chad: 0
:rotflmao:

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 02:40 AM
IT'S TF, IF I'M GOING TO SHAME ANYONE IT'S GOING TO BE HIM.
What's the matter, Chad? Don't have the BALLS to discuss human anatomy with the big kids?

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:40 AM
Guys, we should all put our money together one day and actually release Apocalyptic Wonderland as a book.

We can tell it from the point of view of Jack, portraying him as a mad man.

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:42 AM
What's the matter, Chad? Don't have the BALLS to discuss human anatomy with the big kids?
"Big kid" now are ya, TF?

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:43 AM
*The government stumble upon Apocalyptic Wonderland, see the cover, and arrest you for being a terrorist.*
*tells them Chad made the picture,gets arrested anyway,cause the mayor from Sucker Punch made them*

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 02:43 AM
Guys, we should all put our money together one day and actually release Apocalyptic Wonderland as a book.

We can tell it from the point of view of Jack, portraying him as a mad man.
I would chip in for this.

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 02:44 AM
"Big kid" now are ya, TF?
No, I'm still a small kid. :(

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:44 AM
*tells them Chad made the picture,gets arrested anyway,cause the mayor from Sucker Punch made them*
...What? LOL

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:44 AM
Guys, we should all put our money together one day and actually release Apocalyptic Wonderland as a book.

We can tell it from the point of view of Jack, portraying him as a mad man.
YES *grins evilly,does the Mr. Burns fingers thing*

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-28-2014, 02:45 AM
What's the matter, Chad? Don't have the BALLS to discuss human anatomy with the big kids?
yoooooooooooo

u got tolt

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:45 AM
...What? LOL
LOL I don't know I couldn't think of anything cause what you said is literally what would happen

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:45 AM
yoooooooooooo

u got tolt
Don't take his side, he leaves in the middle of you telling him stuff.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-28-2014, 02:46 AM
Don't take his side, he leaves in the middle of you telling him stuff.
you're right.

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 02:47 AM
GUYS ITS CHRISTMAS

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:48 AM
YES *grins evilly,does the Mr. Burns fingers thing*
Remember when you snapped on us back in 2006 for some reason and started typing up these long rants every morning?

That's about the point I'm guessing you started formulating your plans for world domination.

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:48 AM
use them as a bouncy bounce like randy marsh
**** magic

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:48 AM
GUYS ITS CHRISTMAS
Man, December went by REALLY fast this year. :(

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:49 AM
Remember when you snapped on us back in 2006 for some reason and started typing up these long rants every morning?

That's about the point I'm guessing you started formulating your plans for world domination.
How did you know?!?!?! :eek:

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:50 AM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/happydaysseason6dvdsm.jpg
You could literally use this image for every season from 3-7 LOL

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-28-2014, 02:50 AM
GUYS ITS CHRISTMAS
terrible.

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 02:51 AM
Remember when you snapped on us back in 2006 for some reason and started typing up these long rants every morning?

That's about the point I'm guessing you started formulating your plans for world domination.
So far I'm not working the morning shift at Burger King!

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 02:51 AM
I believe I have had this avatar since last Christmas.

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 02:51 AM
GUYS ITS CHRISTMAS
I'm celebrating by listening to Glee Christmas tunes.

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 02:52 AM
So far I'm not working the morning shift at Burger King!
Jokes on you, Jack. I'm still not working ANYWHERE!

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:52 AM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/happydaysseason6dvdsm.jpg
You could literally use this image for every season from 3-7 LOL
Ron Howard is so content to just stand in the background smiling like that while Henry Winkler steals his leading role.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-28-2014, 02:54 AM
Ron Howard is so content to just stand in the background smiling like that while Henry Winkler steals his leading role.
the urkel of the 70's

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:54 AM
Jokes on you, Jack. I'm still not working ANYWHERE!
Ditto, high five for not working!

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:55 AM
the urkel of the 70's
It's funny, I always liked Fonzie as a kid and while I wouldn't say I dislike him now I was kind of annoyed rewatching the show a few years ago and seeing EVERYTHING become about him.

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 02:56 AM
Ron Howard is so content to just stand in the background smiling like that while Henry Winkler steals his leading role.
LOL

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 02:57 AM
I'm celebrating by listening to Glee Christmas tunes.
Who's Glee?

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:58 AM
Ron Howard is so content to just stand in the background smiling like that while Henry Winkler steals his leading role.
LOL yeah

This might be the most accurate depiction of the progression of a show through DVD covers

Elvis Fonzie Dean
11-28-2014, 02:58 AM
Well I'm gonna go now. Gotta get up for Black Friday. Had a fun time here.

Good morning, everybody:wave:!

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:58 AM
Who's Glee?
That show that everyone liked a few years ago when I wasn't watching, and now I'm the only one watching it.

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 02:59 AM
Who's Glee?
LOL

Chad22
11-28-2014, 02:59 AM
Well I'm gonna go now. Gotta get up for Black Friday. Had a fun time here.

Good morning, everybody:wave:!
Have a good time out there, buddy. :wave:

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 03:00 AM
LOL yeah

This might be the most accurate depiction of the progression of a show through DVD covers
Poor Ron Howard. But at least he got his day with Arrested Development. And those movies he directed or whatever!

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 03:01 AM
That show that everyone liked a few years ago when I wasn't watching, and now I'm the only one watching it.
Was that the show with the cheerleader who saved the world

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 03:01 AM
Poor Ron Howard. But at least he got his day with Arrested Development. And those movies he directed or whatever!
Hell yeah!

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:01 AM
It's funny, I always liked Fonzie as a kid and while I wouldn't say I dislike him now I was kind of annoyed rewatching the show a few years ago and seeing EVERYTHING become about him.
Now he's even stealing the spotlight in those reverse mortgage commercials. :mad:

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 03:02 AM
Henry Winkler has become a friendly Twitter grandpa.

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:02 AM
LOL yeah

This might be the most accurate depiction of the progression of a show through DVD covers
Them actually using that pic of Fonzie jumping the shark. :lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-28-2014, 03:02 AM
Who's Glee?
lol

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:03 AM
Was that the show with the cheerleader who saved the world
Pretty sure it was.

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 03:03 AM
which seemingly huge show died the fastest:

Glee
Heroes
The OC

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-28-2014, 03:04 AM
Henry Winkler has become a friendly Twitter grandpa.
Henry Winkler is a beautiful soul and I wish John Ritter were still alive so they could tweet each other back and forth and be cute together because they were bffs and yes I think about this all the time.

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:05 AM
which seemingly huge show died the fastest:

Glee
Heroes
The OC
I lost interest in Heroes after like 7 episodes cause it just got stupid and hard to follow.

So probably that.

The OC always had Seth and Summer, so it kept me.

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:05 AM
Poor Ron Howard. But at least he got his day with Arrested Development. And those movies he directed or whatever!
Outside of Happy Days, I will always love Ron Howard for producing The Grinch movie, and Henry Winkler for producing MacGyver.

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:06 AM
Henry Winkler is a beautiful soul and I wish John Ritter were still alive so they could tweet each other back and forth and be cute together because they were bffs and yes I think about this all the time.
John Ritter on Twitter would be pretty awesome. :(

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 03:06 AM
Outside of Happy Days, I will always love Ron Howard for producing The Grinch movie, and Henry Winkler for producing MacGyver.
You should watch Arrested Development. IT'S FULL OF HAPPY DAYS REFERENCES

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-28-2014, 03:07 AM
John Ritter on Twitter would be pretty awesome. :(
-_________________-

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:07 AM
Outside of Happy Days, I will always love Ron Howard for producing The Grinch movie, and Henry Winkler for producing MacGyver.
Anson Williams directed some Lizzie McGuire episodes too, can't forget him.

What has Don Most ever done for the world post-Happy Days?

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:08 AM
You should watch Arrested Development. IT'S FULL OF HAPPY DAYS REFERENCES
Arrested Development was awesome.

They should bring it back...again.

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:08 AM
You should watch Arrested Development. IT'S FULL OF HAPPY DAYS REFERENCES
I actually have watched that before, but regretfully not as much as I should. It's a great show.

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 03:09 AM
Arrested Development was awesome.

They should bring it back...again.
The end of Season 4 was such a cliffhanger! I don't understand why they did that. If they don't bring it back I'm going to be pissed.

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 03:09 AM
I actually have watched that before, but regretfully not as much as I should. It's a great show.
Just saying, Henry Winkler jumps over a shark in one episode.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
11-28-2014, 03:09 AM
I better get going now guys. It was nice talking to you all. Have a good night. :wave: except for you, joe. :wave:

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:10 AM
Anson Williams directed some Lizzie McGuire episodes too, can't forget him.

What has Don Most ever done for the world post-Happy Days?
LOL I forgot about that.

He was in Glee a few times.

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:10 AM
I better get going now guys. It was nice talking to you all. Have a good night. :wave: except for you, joe. :wave:
Night, Ashlee. Happy Thanksgiving, and hope you feel better. :wave:

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 03:10 AM
GOOD ****ING NIGHT ASHLEE

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:11 AM
I better get going now guys. It was nice talking to you all. Have a good night. :wave: except for you, joe. :wave:
Good talking to ye, Ashes. :wave:

*Has not and will not ever give up trying to make that your nickname.*

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:13 AM
Well this turned into a pretty rousing success all in all.

I should have known better than to doubt Thanksgiving.

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:16 AM
Well this turned into a pretty rousing success all in all.

I should have known better than to doubt Thanksgiving.
Even when all seems to be going wrong, Thanksgiving never fails us.

I really think the last Thanksgiving I was disappointed in was that famous one I always reference where my Mom worked all day and we ate steak, and that was in like 1998. :lol:

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:17 AM
Even when all seems to be going wrong, Thanksgiving never fails us.

I really think the last Thanksgiving I was disappointment in was that famous one I always reference where my Mom worked all day and we ate steak, and that was in like 1998. :lol:
Probably 98 for me too, the year I slept through it. :lol:

The PRESSURE just got to me this year to make sure that it kept living up to it's magic.

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:19 AM
Probably 98 for me too, the year I slept through it. :lol:

The PRESSURE just got to me this year to make sure that it kept living up to it's magic.
Happens to all of us, man. I'm like the king of doing that. :lol:

I usually just don't show it because I feel like admitting something was subpar is half the reason things actually ARE subpar. Thanksgiving though, it's hard to ever go wrong.

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 03:19 AM
One time my aunt messed up the turkey and we didn't eat until 10 PM.

Now we get it pre-cooked so it's great!!!

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:20 AM
Happens to all of us, man. I'm like the king of doing that. :lol:

I usually just don't show it because I feel like admitting something was subpar is half the reason things actually ARE subpar. Thanksgiving though, it's hard to ever go wrong.
I have learned my lesson.

That I will forget by the time the next episode rolls around.

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:22 AM
One time my aunt messed up the turkey and we didn't eat until 10 PM.

Now we get it pre-cooked so it's great!!!
We've never done that before, but seems pretty fool proof. :lol:

I DO have my suspicions that my Grandmother has made a chicken a few years and lied to us.

I am Roboto
11-28-2014, 03:22 AM
I better get going now guys. It was nice talking to you all. Have a good night. :wave: except for you, joe. :wave:

So quitting is the New York way now, eh?

:rolleyes:

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:22 AM
One time my aunt messed up the turkey and we didn't eat until 10 PM.

Now we get it pre-cooked so it's great!!!
Pre-cooked? This exists?

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:23 AM
We've never done that before, but seems pretty fool proof. :lol:

I DO have my suspicions that my Grandmother has made a chicken a few years and lied to us.
LOL A chicken.

I THINK once when I was little, my Mom and my Aunt tried this weird idea where instead of making one big Turkey, she gave us all each our own really tiny chicken to eat. This was a very strange experiment, but I don't remember it tasting a whole lot different.

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 03:23 AM
Pre-cooked? This exists?
Yeah IDK at the supermarket I work at they cook it for you and you pick it up and put it in the oven.

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:23 AM
So quitting is the New York way now, eh?

:rolleyes:
Ayyyyyyy Mr. Roboto.

Have a good Thanksgiving with your computer chips and whatnot?

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 03:23 AM
You should watch Arrested Development. IT'S FULL OF HAPPY DAYS REFERENCES
Yes like the one where Barry Zuckerkorn (Henry Winkler) says to someone on the phone"Do I have to tell Ron Howard to shut the **** up?"

Cactus Jack
11-28-2014, 03:24 AM
The end of Season 4 was such a cliffhanger! I don't understand why they did that. If they don't bring it back I'm going to be pissed.
Ditto

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:24 AM
LOL A chicken.

I THINK once when I was little, my Mom and my Aunt tried this weird idea where instead of making one big Turkey, she gave us all each our own really tiny chicken to eat. This was a very strange experiment, but I don't remember it tasting a whole lot different.
I really don't know that I WOULD be able to tell the difference between turkey and chicken. Especially since I usually just drown the thing in gravy. :lol:

EmoJoe
11-28-2014, 03:25 AM
Ok I think it's time for bed. GOODNIGHT GUYS

I am Roboto
11-28-2014, 03:25 AM
Pre-cooked? This exists?

We have TONS of places that will cook your turkey for you. Or even the whole meal. It's apparently big business.

There are also a surprisingly large number of restaurants that will cook "traditional" thanksgiving meals on Thanksgiving.

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:25 AM
Ok I think it's time for bed. GOODNIGHT GUYS
Night, Rurrio. :wave:

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:26 AM
We have TONS of places that will cook your turkey for you. Or even the whole meal. It's apparently big business.

There are also a surprisingly large number of restaurants that will cook "traditional" thanksgiving meals on Thanksgiving.
This knowledge will definitely come in handy for me one day if I'm ever on my own for Thanksgiving.

Everything else I buy is pre-cooked.

I am Roboto
11-28-2014, 03:26 AM
Ayyyyyyy Mr. Roboto.

Have a good Thanksgiving with your computer chips and whatnot?

I'm wondering if she's going to bite out my microprocessor when she reads that. Oh well, it's Ashlee. She'll get it.

Yes it was quite tasty. Gravy on silicon is the way to do it. None of this mashed potato stuff...

I am Roboto
11-28-2014, 03:29 AM
This knowledge will definitely come in handy for me one day if I'm ever on my own for Thanksgiving.

Everything else I buy is pre-cooked.

If you are ever down this way I am told The Inn at Little Washington (which is in Virginia actually) cooks up the best Thanksgiving (and Christmas) meals in the area that will rival even what you can make at home.

Since I've never actually bought pre-cooked turkey (or eaten out on those days) I can't vouch for that.

I am always tempted by those Popeye's cajun turkeys though.

And don't feel bad. Cooking is overrated.

...or so those of us that don't *cough*can't*cough* cook think. >>

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:30 AM
Ok I think it's time for bed. GOODNIGHT GUYS
Night, man. Happy Thanksgiving. :wave:

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:31 AM
If you are ever down this way I am told The Inn at Little Washington (which is in Virginia actually) cooks up the best Thanksgiving (and Christmas) meals in the area that will rival even what you can make at home.

Since I've never actually bought pre-cooked turkey (or eaten out on those days) I can't vouch for that.

I am always tempted by those Popeye's cajun turkeys though.

And don't feel bad. Cooking is overrated.

...or so those of us that don't *cough*can't*cough* cook think. >>
My cooking definitely is overrated. :lol:

Actually no, it's not. Nobody rates it high.

I tried to bake a pie in the microwave once, 'nuff said.

I am Roboto
11-28-2014, 03:33 AM
My cooking definitely is overrated. :lol:

Actually no, it's not. Nobody rates it high.

I tried to bake a pie in the microwave once, 'nuff said.

But did you try to heat up a box of Chips A Hoy in the microwave thinking the foil stuff must be plastic and burn them?

Or set a pizza box on fire in the oven?

:p

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:34 AM
My cooking definitely is overrated. :lol:

Actually no, it's not. Nobody rates it high.

I tried to bake a pie in the microwave once, 'nuff said.
In the pan? :eek:

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:35 AM
But did you try to heat up a box of Chips A Hoy in the microwave thinking the foil stuff must be plastic and burn them?

Or set a pizza box on fire in the oven?

:p
Nope, but I did put a package of Pop Tarts in there once. Foil in the microwave is BAD NEWS. :lol:

It looked really really cool though.

I am Roboto
11-28-2014, 03:36 AM
Nope, but I did put a package of Pop Tarts in there once. Foil in the microwave is BAD NEWS. :lol:

It looked really really cool though.

I always used to dispose of CD/DVD-R's that way. It was more entertaining than anything else. Thought I read somewhere once though that you can torch the microwave that way. So I had to stop :(.

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:37 AM
In the pan? :eek:
I bought a pie at the grocery store that I assumed was already baked, cause I'm a bonehead and don't read the box well.

Then I take it home and see that it's uncooked and you have to do it yourself. Not having a working oven, I decided to put it in the microwave for awhile thinking "what could go wrong?".

It took about 20 minutes before the pumpkin filling stuff wasn't liquid anymore and when I took a bite, it was some of the grossest plastic feeling crap I've ever eaten in my life LOL

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:38 AM
I always used to dispose of CD/DVD-R's that way. It was more entertaining than anything else. Thought I read somewhere once though that you can torch the microwave that way. So I had to stop :(.
https://www.youtube.com/show/isitagoodideatomicrowavethis

You're welcome.

I am Roboto
11-28-2014, 03:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/show/isitagoodideatomicrowavethis

You're welcome.

That's awesome. *bookmarked*

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:56 AM
I bought a pie at the grocery store that I assumed was already baked, cause I'm a bonehead and don't read the box well.

Then I take it home and see that it's uncooked and you have to do it yourself. Not having a working oven, I decided to put it in the microwave for awhile thinking "what could go wrong?".

It took about 20 minutes before the pumpkin filling stuff wasn't liquid anymore and when I took a bite, it was some of the grossest plastic feeling crap I've ever eaten in my life LOL
Oh man LOL

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:57 AM
Well guys, I really need to hit the hay. Awesome Thanksgiving.

Have a good one, and thanks for the fun times. :wave: :turkey:

Chad22
11-28-2014, 03:59 AM
Well guys, I really need to hit the hay. Awesome Thanksgiving.

Have a good one, and thanks for the fun times. :wave: :turkey:
Have a good one, buddy.

I made fun of ya alot today but you know you're my amigo. Another great Thanksgiving. :wave:

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 04:00 AM
Have a good one, buddy.

I made fun of ya alot today but you know you're my amigo. Another great Thanksgiving. :wave:
It's all good. :lol:

Night, gentlemen. :wave:

I am Roboto
11-28-2014, 04:06 AM
Well guys, I really need to hit the hay. Awesome Thanksgiving.

Have a good one, and thanks for the fun times. :wave: :turkey:

Night! Happy T-Day.

I am Roboto
11-28-2014, 04:07 AM
Have a good one, buddy.

I made fun of ya alot today but you know you're my amigo. Another great Thanksgiving. :wave:

ORLY. I'm going to have to look back through this thread.

Chad22
11-28-2014, 04:07 AM
Guess I'm gonna head off too.

Have a good one, Roboto. :wave:

Stormtracker TF
11-28-2014, 03:47 PM
*Just woke up like an hour ago and had leftovers*

Elvis Fonzie Dean
11-28-2014, 07:01 PM
Spent $57.61 on the Black Friday sale at Whole Foods today. I got:

Lilac soap
Lavender soap
Olive Oil soap
Peppermint soap
Desert Essence shampoo
Desert Essence conditioner
Desert Essence Wintergreen toothpaste
Natural bristle toothbrush
Nordic Naturals Omega-3 capsules