(Ralph is waiting for Ed down by the street near the apartment building.)

Ralph (yells): "WILL YOU HURRY UP NORTON?"

Ed (from upstairs, yells): "I'M COMING RALPH."

(After a minute of Ralph pacing, Ed comes by. Audience applauds.)

Ed: "Whaddaya say Ralph?"

Ralph: "Im all ready to go to the polls and vote."

Ed: "Me too."

Ralph: "Did you hear all the campaigns?"

Ed: "Yes."

Ralph: "I sure did. There is one gubnatorial race down in Florida. They are running for govenor. One is Rick Scott and Charlie Christ. They had their first testy debate in Miami. They got to experience the Miami Beach area and I'm sure they found out that the Miami Beach weather is the greatest weather of all."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "I wish I was running. Get to spend my days in a mansion."

Ralph: "Me too. What a life an a Mayor, Govenor and President."

Ed: "We would yachts for the wives. What fun."

Ralph: "That is all well and good but we got to pick the right candidate and we got to know who is good and who isn't. That is what's important for Election Day. All I know is that I know who I am going to vote for and the DIRTY BUMS that I won't vote for."

Ed: "Me too. This will be a great Election Day. Election Day is great."

(They both sing a song about Election Day.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you....GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)