I totally forgot to post this back in July when I went on vacation, but at a Ripley's Believe it or Not museum in Ocean City, MD they actually had one of the fertility statues featured in the not so classic UM segment. I touched it. Still not pregnant.

You could always live dangerously and have your wife touch the statue...

:p

Maybe you'll find out you have a kid from some long-ago fling... ;)

I totally forgot to post this back in July when I went on vacation, but at a Ripley's Believe it or Not museum in Ocean City, MD they actually had one of the fertility statues featured in the not so classic UM segment. I touched it. Still not pregnant.


Are you sure? Have you taken an EPT?

You do realize, when you end up preggers and you end up on the new Unsolved Mysteries, as a man pregnant by aliens after touching the fertility statues, we are going to mock you mercilessly. Especially when you get to the waddling stage of pregnancy. :crazy: :lol:

I touched it with the hopes of becoming the first man to ever get pregnant. Then I'll sell my story to the National Enquirer, and use my money to reboot UM.

I touched it with the hopes of becoming the first man to ever get pregnant. Then I'll sell my story to the National Enquirer, and use my money to reboot UM.


I have two words for you if your plan is successful: Elective Caesarean. :happyface

I have two words for you if your plan is successful: Elective Caesarean. :happyface

Either way, it's gonna be painful!