Teebs
08-10-2014, 04:46 AM
The general consensus is that poor old Gilligan was the one who messed up all the rescues. If I had a dime for every time I saw the ludicrous comment, "why didn't they just kill Gilligan?" I'd be as rich as Thurston Howell III.
But let's consider the Professor. I love the man dearly, as I love Gilligan, but he could sometimes be just as much a klutz.
In Physical Fatness, The Professor puts down a bowl of phosphorus dye on the table right next to identical bowls which contained the food they were making Gilligan eat so that he could gain weight for re-entry into the Navy. What a dumb thing to do.
The Professor was using a measuring stick for the lagoon, which he neglected to tell anyone about, in Quick Before It Sinks. Gilligan, doing his usual job of setting the lobster traps, saw this stick and used it. All the Prof needed to do was label it, "Do not touch, experiment in progress", and Gilligan would have left it alone.
Gilligan may have set the SOS logs on fire in Splashdown, but the Professor was the one who kicked the S out of shape so that it turned into an L.
These are three times I can think of from memory. I am sure there are more.
Anyone?
But let's consider the Professor. I love the man dearly, as I love Gilligan, but he could sometimes be just as much a klutz.
In Physical Fatness, The Professor puts down a bowl of phosphorus dye on the table right next to identical bowls which contained the food they were making Gilligan eat so that he could gain weight for re-entry into the Navy. What a dumb thing to do.
The Professor was using a measuring stick for the lagoon, which he neglected to tell anyone about, in Quick Before It Sinks. Gilligan, doing his usual job of setting the lobster traps, saw this stick and used it. All the Prof needed to do was label it, "Do not touch, experiment in progress", and Gilligan would have left it alone.
Gilligan may have set the SOS logs on fire in Splashdown, but the Professor was the one who kicked the S out of shape so that it turned into an L.
These are three times I can think of from memory. I am sure there are more.
Anyone?