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View Full Version : How do you rate as a professional??? Esperanza 03-08-2002, 11:09 PM This is a 4 question quiz to see just how much of a professional you really are. The questions are easy but 90% of "professionals" got them all wrong, but many preschoolers got several right..... I'll post the first question then wait until someone guesses before giving the answer and the next question. 1). How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Jo_Polniaczek 03-09-2002, 12:23 AM You take out the hippos! Haha. j/k. Umm.. headfirst? *shrugs* Kay Scarpetta 03-09-2002, 11:13 AM I'd kill it, cut it up into small pieces, and stuff them in there! :D Mossopp 03-09-2002, 04:55 PM I hate questions like that! You're never really sure what the correct answer is. The simple answer is that you can't get a giraffe into a fridge - it's just not possible! The reason that school kids get those questions "correct" more often than adults is cos adults will sit there and analyse the question cos they're convinced there must be something more to it. Whereas children will just tell you straight away to stop being stupid and that giraffes just don't fit in refridgerators! LaverneShirley 03-10-2002, 03:37 PM Originally posted by Mossopp I hate questions like that! You're never really sure what the correct answer is. The simple answer is that you can't get a giraffe into a fridge - it's just not possible! The reason that school kids get those questions "correct" more often than adults is cos adults will sit there and analyse the question cos they're convinced there must be something more to it. Whereas children will just tell you straight away to stop being stupid and that giraffes just don't fit in refridgerators! I'm with Mossopp on that one... Either that, or it's something stupid like "Open the fridge door, put the giraffe inside, close the door." (I once got some email with a huge listof elephant jokes, and that was the answer to "How do you get an elephant in a fridge?") ks 03-10-2002, 04:35 PM Originally posted by Mossopp I hate questions like that! You're never really sure what the correct answer is. The simple answer is that you can't get a giraffe into a fridge - it's just not possible! The reason that school kids get those questions "correct" more often than adults is cos adults will sit there and analyse the question cos they're convinced there must be something more to it. Whereas children will just tell you straight away to stop being stupid and that giraffes just don't fit in refridgerators! :lol: I guess that just goes to show that maybe people shouldn't analyze things so much. Little kids are so simple minded *sigh* I wish I could be like that sometimes...more people should probably think like little kids. The world might be a less complicated place. ks Montana Ponine 03-10-2002, 04:56 PM You open the refridgerator door, put the girraffe in, and close it. XoVanillaRain90oX 03-10-2002, 06:38 PM mm hmm. . .you just cant get a giraffe into a fridge. its too big and impossible*sp?*! FOLRox09 03-10-2002, 07:21 PM Empty every shelf and item from the refrigerator and cut it up and stuff it in. Hollow 03-10-2002, 07:43 PM Put it in a ball and stuff it in there lol KerriBerri687 03-10-2002, 08:02 PM why would u want to put a giraffe into your refrigerator anyway???? :rolleyes: ks 03-10-2002, 08:38 PM Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock why would u want to put a giraffe into your refrigerator anyway???? :rolleyes: :lol: Way to think logically, Blair:D ks Esperanza 03-10-2002, 10:25 PM lol... a few of you got this right... the correct answer is Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. Question 2: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? LaverneShirley 03-10-2002, 10:37 PM Originally posted by Esperanza lol... a few of you got this right... the correct answer is Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. Question 2: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Ah, so my second guess was right... Allright, you open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door. Kay Scarpetta 03-10-2002, 11:21 PM Originally posted by Esperanza Question 2: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? open the door, reach in, take out the giraffe, reach next to you and grab the elephant, put that in and close the door Czas na Zywiec 03-10-2002, 11:27 PM Um, you open the refrigerator, put the elefant in right next to the giraffe, and close the refrigerator! Esperanza 03-11-2002, 12:37 AM Yep... most of you got it right... you Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. Question 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Hollow 03-11-2002, 12:48 AM Originally posted by Esperanza Yep... most of you got it right... you Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. Question 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The one that doesnt attend.........? lol LaverneShirley 03-11-2002, 07:33 PM Originally posted by Esperanza Yep... most of you got it right... you Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. Question 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The elephant? 'Cause he's in the fridge.... Esperanza 03-11-2002, 10:49 PM yep!!! Geez, LaverneShirley you are much smarter then me, cause I got them all wrong the first time... anyway the answer is if you didn't catch it The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. The fial question is... 4. There is a river you must swim across. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? vienna waits 03-11-2002, 10:54 PM ride the elephant Hollow 03-11-2002, 10:59 PM ride a car over the crocodiles Bootsy Whoosh 03-11-2002, 11:16 PM Originally posted by Esperanza yep!!! Geez, LaverneShirley you are much smarter then me, cause I got them all wrong the first time... anyway the answer is if you didn't catch it The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. The fial question is... 4. There is a river you must swim across. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Put the crocodiles in the fridge!!! Heeheeee... muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! AllIWantIsYourClutch 03-11-2002, 11:25 PM Swim. The crocodiles are at the meeting. Esperanza 03-11-2002, 11:40 PM Originally posted by NancyRulz24 Swim. The crocodiles are at the meeting. YES!!! Way to go!!! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Although, I must say that I rather liked some of your other answers!!!!! |