(The girls & guys are heading home on the subway. The girls arrive first.)

Alice: "Can you believe our husbands? They dragged us to the game so we can see what a basketball game is like."

Trixie: "I thought that Ralph was going to lose his voice when the Nets won."

(The boys enter.)

Ralph: "What an upset. The Heat have been cooled down. Ha ha ha."

Ed: "I thought that you were going to have a heart attack Ralphie boy when the Nets won."

Ralph: "It certainly beats them being down three games. Now, when the Nets win the series, they will get the honor of playing near that action city Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

Ralph: "It's too bad that the Heat don't play in Miami Beach because I heard that the Miami Beach audiences are the greatest audiences in the world."

(Audience cheers.)

Alice: "Honestly, Ralph you overindulged yourself in all that food and with all that screaming that you made at LeBron James."

Trixie: "I never heard so much profanity in all my life from you two."

Ed: "Hey, we are all adults."

Ralph: "Well maybe except for one of us."

Announcer on PA: "Next stop: Bensonhurst."

Ralph (yells): "ATTENTION EVERYONE! EVERYBODY ON THE SUBWAY."

(The girls roll their eyes.)

Ralph (yells): "HERE THIS! THE NETS HAVE WON. IF THEY WANT TO WIN, THEY CAN WIN IN SIX GAMES. YOU PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE NETS BEING DOWN THREE GAMES."

Man (yells): "HEY SHUT UP MAN!"

(A few people boo.)

Ed: "You got a great audience here Ralph."

Alice: "You guys acted so bad this night that we are ashamed of both of you."

Ralph: "You are right Alice. Me and Norton got too excited."

Ed: "We apologize."

Trixie: "Well, we forgive you. Don't we Alice?"

Alice: "Yes."

Ralph: "Baby, you are the greatest."

(Both couples hug and kiss.)

People on subway: "Awwwww!"

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you very much. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)